Finally went to see Star wars last night

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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56228

    #16
    This was the BEST star wars of them all, aside from Return of the Jedi. I was surprised after the past two were duds imo.


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    • Google Expert
      Webmaster
      • Jun 2004
      • 14294

      #17
      Originally posted by bronco67
      he didn't disparage the movie at all. He was just stating facts about the arc of his character. Just like a conservative to skew something to fit his viewpoint. Fuck you and the cunt that birthed you.


      He can't openly say that it's a steaming pile of shit because he's under contract.

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      • JFK
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        • Jan 2002
        • 67373

        #18
        Originally posted by Google Expert


        He can't openly say that it's a steaming pile of shit because he's under contract.

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        • Google Expert
          Webmaster
          • Jun 2004
          • 14294

          #19
          Originally posted by Bladewire
          This was the BEST star wars of them all, aside from Return of the Jedi. I was surprised after the past two were duds imo.
          Dumb people are easily impressed. What else is new.







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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38938

            #20
            Originally posted by Google Expert
            Mark Hamill takes a steaming shit all over the film and ((((Disney))))
            I hoped for a more literal interpretation as opposed to a metaphorical one...

            As for the OPs review, good to know. TBF, the only reviews I have read so far are from total fanboys gushing over it as if its the second coming of christ.


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            • C H R I S
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2005
              • 10842

              #21
              Star Wars is just a money printing machine for Disney now.

              Besides the first three most have been shit... besides Force Awakens.
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              • Evil Chris
                OG
                • Dec 2001
                • 13248

                #22
                I said meh also until about 2/3 into it, then it really started to get interesting to me.

                3 stars of out 5 compared to all other SW movies.


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                • Korban
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 417

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                  This was the BEST star wars of them all, aside from Return of the Jedi.
                  This has GOT to be a troll post.

                  The Last Jedi story is an utter fucking mess that seems to actively try to ruin the trilogy by killing off everybody important before anything can actually happen. Half the shit that happens doesn't make sense and the other half affected nothing. It's a badly edited clusterfuck of scenes blatantly stolen from ESB and ROFJ.

                  The biggest hero in the franchise, Luke Skywalker, gets to do nothing and dies like a bitch.

                  Rey is an obnoxious character and I wish she died.

                  Only good thing about the movie is that it's visually pretty and you don't get points for that in 2017, being visually pretty is fucking required these days. You don't get credit for meeting the minimum requirement for your budget.

                  TLJ is such a bad movie that I honestly wonder how could they possibly have a sequel after this. I see no way for them to write a good movie with the few characters and (lack of) plot lines they have left.

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                  • The Porn Nerd
                    Living The Dream
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 19784

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Korban
                    This has GOT to be a troll post.

                    The Last Jedi story is an utter fucking mess that seems to actively try to ruin the trilogy by killing off everybody important before anything can actually happen. Half the shit that happens doesn't make sense and the other half affected nothing. It's a badly edited clusterfuck of scenes blatantly stolen from ESB and ROFJ.

                    The biggest hero in the franchise, Luke Skywalker, gets to do nothing and dies like a bitch.

                    Rey is an obnoxious character and I wish she died.

                    Only good thing about the movie is that it's visually pretty and you don't get points for that in 2017, being visually pretty is fucking required these days. You don't get credit for meeting the minimum requirement for your budget.

                    TLJ is such a bad movie that I honestly wonder how could they possibly have a sequel after this. I see no way for them to write a good movie with the few characters and (lack of) plot lines they have left.
                    QFT!

                    The entire movie was the Rebels escaping. Gee, how exciting.

                    Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia are all dead now. Great! So let's see a movie with....Chewbacca, C-3PO and R2D2 (who had almost NO role in this film at all). Gee that will be fun, won't it? Wondering what happens to Rey, Po, Fin and Kylo Ren! Right? Right??

                    Pure utter shit and a giant FUCK YOU to all Star Wars fans who wanted the myriad of questions raised by The Force Awakens answered. They got....nothing. A giant middle finger from Disney.

                    Oh - and the brainless writer/drector Rian Johnson impressed Disney SO much that now he's going to do three more films! Can't wait for those, right? Right??

                    Fucking joke.
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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67798

                      #25
                      It would have been so different if they introduced Luke into "The Force Awakens" maybe just over halfway through, he meets up with Solo etc. He then see's Solo get killed and the old "hero" Luke comes back and sets us up nicely for "The Last Jedi" and from there gives Rey all the teaching she needs to take the next step, especially with an aging Luke. Without being a cunt to begin with... Instead he does't even see Solo which for me what was missing in "The Force Awakens".

                      That opening scene when he throws away the lightsaber after ending "The Force Awakens" with Rey handing it over. To then sit down and see that idiotic scene just made me think "ok Disney have fucked it already"...


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                      • Scott McD
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 67798

                        #26
                        Fin and that other chick, would anyone have missed either character had they not been there ??

                        I got the few funny parts in the last movie, this one however just seemed desperate to find them some lines to have in the movie...


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                        • The Porn Nerd
                          Living The Dream
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 19784

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                          It would have been so different if they introduced Luke into "The Force Awakens" maybe just over halfway through, he meets up with Solo etc. He then see's Solo get killed and the old "hero" Luke comes back and sets us up nicely for "The Last Jedi" and from there gives Rey all the teaching she needs to take the next step, especially with an aging Luke. Without being a cunt to begin with... Instead he does't even see Solo which for me what was missing in "The Force Awakens".

                          That opening scene when he throws away the lightsaber after ending "The Force Awakens" with Rey handing it over. To then sit down and see that idiotic scene just made me think "ok Disney have fucked it already"...
                          Yeah all we got was 'Where's Han?' from Luke. No grieving, no reaction, NOTHING. WTF was that?

                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                          Fin and that other chick, would anyone have missed either character had they not been there ??

                          I got the few funny parts in the last movie, this one however just seemed desperate to find them some lines to have in the movie...
                          The entire Fin/Rose thing was what I call "Give them something to do". It's like when in the prequels they had Obi Wan go off and fight General Grievous because Obi Wan needed something to do. The Fin/Rose thing was a total waste of time. And DJ (Benezio Del Toro)? They never explained the rose on the lapel, was he really the one they were seeking? Was he a good guy/bad guy? In the end, he is just a selfish dick whose betrayel cost lives. He didn't end up saving anyone like Han did in A New Hope at the end. So what was DJ's purpose? Totally fucked plot and answered ZERO questions from The Force Awakens.

                          Snoke? Who is he? Is he stronger than Emperor Palpatine? Is he stronger than Darth Vader? Nope - kill him off so the spoiled brat Ben/Kylo Ren can be the new Supreme Leader? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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                          • ianmoone332000
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                            • Jun 2014
                            • 1706

                            #28
                            Who in there right mind would make the decision to finish Luke like that?. Just have an epic light saber fight with Kylo and Luke dies. A proper heroes death and you also make Kylo like badass for the next movie. Just dont understand it
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                            • Scott McD
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ianmoone332000
                              Who in there right mind would make the decision to finish Luke like that?. Just have an epic light saber fight with Kylo and Luke dies. A proper heroes death and you also make Kylo like badass for the next movie. Just dont understand it
                              Let's face it, the only "cool" thing about kylo was the voice when he had his mask on. The fact that they made him smash it up within his first couple scenes just adds to the Disney fuckery...


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                              • Scott McD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67798

                                #30
                                Not that I take pleasure in saying it, but I bet they wish they just killed off Leia the way it looked like she was about to be killed off anyway. It actually looked pretty cool to begin with, yet they make her do so Harry potter shit, save her, yet now she has actually passed and won't be in the next installment.

                                Could anything else have gone wrong for Disney with this movie ? Aside from the shitload of money they are coining it in at this moment...



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