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gothweb · 04-26-2003, 01:56 PM

Okay, I just want to point out a few recent thread titles...

"Is there many Webmistress on this board ?"

"we buy traffics"

"How much does cost this script?"

"Wich Cellphone you have?"

"anyone have a contact info for Jersey Puma ?"

"My site and it's revenue troubles"

"How well does ur google adwords work?"

"seeking affiliate program that support bulk mailing"

Fletch XXX · 04-26-2003, 01:57 PM

now this is a quality thread.

Jon · 04-26-2003, 01:57 PM

We have a lot of European webmasters aboard.. as well as loads of idiots.. what do you expect?

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 01:58 PM

hahahaha...

these people should all be lined up on a wall and shot.

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
We have a lot of European webmasters aboard.. as well as loads of idiots.. what do you expect?

gothweb is european and his grammar is fine.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
now this is a quality thread.

The start is a little weak, but I think it may pick up a little in the second act.

FATPad · 04-26-2003, 01:59 PM

Better make sure English isn't their first language.

Jon · 04-26-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

gothweb is european and his grammar is fine.

Yes, but he's English. If he were from say some country where it's an art to surrender, like.... FRANCE.. he'd probably spell things wrong all the time and use improper grammar.

Tala · 04-26-2003, 02:01 PM

There's plenty of these folks who speak English as their native tongue and still can't spell, punctutate or structure their sentences worth shit.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Better make sure English isn't their first language.

I am pretty sure a lot of them are native English speakers.

The thing that gets me, that's a good portion of the thread titles on the first page. Are adult webmasters all Russian, stupid, or lazy?

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV

Yes, but he's English. If he were from say some country where it's an art to surrender, like.... FRANCE.. he'd probably spell things wrong all the time and use improper grammar.

this is an english board.
speak english or go elsewhere.
that's my

Jon · 04-26-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
There's plenty of these folks who speak English as their native tongue and still can't spell, punctutate or structure their sentences worth shit.

Rednecks have feelings too!

.. not that I would know or anything!

Plat · 04-26-2003, 02:03 PM

forgot one

"Grammar Nazi"

Fletch XXX · 04-26-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV

Rednecks have feelings too!

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

The start is a little weak, but I think it may pick up a little in the second act.

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 02:04 PM

"Merchant account, payment providers attantion!"
"Whats a good program to easily watermark videos???"
"Cybernetexpo who's going?!"
"Fetish TGP's"
"This Ones For My Niggas"
"Modded XBox & Ps2's?"

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
forgot one

"Grammar Nazi"

Please note that I admitted thread titles that were clearly abbreviations, in headline format, or slang.

What's wrong with the phrase "Grammar Nazi"? ;)

Fletch XXX · 04-26-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

"This Ones For My Niggas"

another quality thread.

Scootermuze · 04-26-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
There's plenty of these folks who speak English as their native tongue and still can't spell, punctutate or structure their sentences worth shit.

I bet you checked each word to make damned sure it was spelled right before responding in this thread..

Tala · 04-26-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV

Rednecks have feelings too!

.. not that I would know or anything!

Some more than others to be sure. I have to live with them.

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

Please note that I admitted thread titles that were clearly abbreviations, in headline format, or slang.

What's wrong with the phrase "Grammar Nazi"? ;)

You admitted or omitted?

psyko514 · 04-26-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

another quality thread.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

You admitted or omitted?

Doh.

Tala · 04-26-2003, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze

I bet you checked each word to make damned sure it was spelled right before responding in this thread..

Much like you just did, I'm sure.

Alas, there are some days when I care about it and some days when I don't.

Plat · 04-26-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

Please note that I admitted thread titles that were clearly abbreviations, in headline format, or slang.

What's wrong with the phrase "Grammar Nazi"? ;)

'Nazi' should be plural...

PowerCum · 04-26-2003, 02:09 PM

Sorry for my bad grammar, but I'm not english nor I speak lot of this language.

I'm bulgarian and live in Spain, so if you want I can post with a perfect bulgarian or spanish grammar (post in bulgarian or spanish). The only problem is that almosr 90% of the webmasterrs will not understand my posts

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat

'Nazi' should be plural...

No. Because I am the one being a grammar nazi here, clearly. Come on, people, basic reading comprehension. ;)

XRAPTORX · 04-26-2003, 02:10 PM

ok,

sorry for my bad english !!!

some people are really bored, hm?

Jon · 04-26-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat

'Nazi' should be plural...

Why plural, he made the thread and dubbed himself as a Grammar Nazi... you see?

CDSmith · 04-26-2003, 02:10 PM

Drives me crazy as well. Those little wimpy shortcuts like "ur, u, r, u r a..., tho, nite, prolly, probly, fuc u" etc are for lazy retards that feel the need to save themselves from typing two or three extra letters per sentence. Amazing.

I kind of like the way some Euro's type though. "I sended you eleventy hits and you did sended me 1 hit"........ I can understand that English is only a second lingo to them. It is the people living right here in N. America who can't spell or write worth a damn that get's me going.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PowerCum
Sorry for my bad grammar, but I'm not english nor I speak lot of this language.

I'm bulgarian and live in Spain, so if you want I can post with a perfect bulgarian or spanish grammar (post in bulgarian or spanish). The only problem is that almosr 90% of the webmasterrs will not understand my posts

They will if you post on boards where one of those is the native language.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:11 PM

So... I admitted to being an anal-retentive Grammar Nazi. Who is going to fess up for sucking at writing in their own native language?

fnet · 04-26-2003, 02:12 PM

Sometimes, it's just the fingers talking.

I type at least 70 wpm with two fingers, so you can expect the occasional mistake.

I remind myself of the language barrier, but when I see a lack of <i>any</i> sort of editing, it's kind of shocking. It also verifies that many of these dorks don't read their own posts. Given that, why should anyone?

Plat · 04-26-2003, 02:12 PM

Ok well in that case it's fine. I thought he was calling them Nazi's, not himself

/me goes back to eating his Quiznos

Fletch XXX · 04-26-2003, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
/me goes back to eating his Quiznos

what did you get?

Jon · 04-26-2003, 02:13 PM

You're the only one!

Plat · 04-26-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

what did you get?

12" Traditional

yummeh

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet
Sometimes, it's just the fingers talking.

I type at least 70 wpm with two fingers, so you can expect the occasional mistake.

I remind myself of the language barrier, but when I see a lack of <i>any</i> sort of editing, it's kind of shocking. It also verifies that many of these dorks don't read their own posts. Given that, why should anyone?

See, now... I can understand mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. I type pretty fast myself, and sometimes post too quickly. The thing that gets me is that with so many atrocious mistakes, it can't all be random mistakes.

Anyone have any favourite obvious mistakes? Things that make it clear that it isn't just because people make mistakes?

CDSmith · 04-26-2003, 02:20 PM

Sure, here is a prime example of human literary failure....

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I've never tlaked smack about you unless you were acting like a megalomaniacal idiot. Wich you do on this forum very often. Half the time my comments arent even driect at you but you get all defensive and bug out. If I wanted to say somthing TO YOU IT WOULD BE CLEAR. THis thread is a fine example of how yo uthink the whole world revolves areound you becase my original comment wasn't even direct to you. So keep flaming big man....

How much costing for to whack this bitch?

AdultNex · 04-26-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

See, now... I can understand mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. I type pretty fast myself, and sometimes post too quickly. The thing that gets me is that with so many atrocious mistakes, it can't all be random mistakes.

Anyone have any favourite obvious mistakes? Things that make it clear that it isn't just because people make mistakes?

I can understand this, but if you type fast, most likely it's just spelling mistakes or typos. But messed up grammar sentences?

Half of the people here most likely did poorly in their academic studies.

FATPad · 04-26-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Drives me crazy as well. Those little wimpy shortcuts like "ur, u, r, u r a..., tho, nite, prolly, probly, fuc u" etc are for lazy retards that feel the need to save themselves from typing two or three extra letters per sentence. Amazing.

I kind of like the way some Euro's type though. "I sended you eleventy hits and you did sended me 1 hit"........ I can understand that English is only a second lingo to them. It is the people living right here in N. America who can't spell or write worth a damn that get's me going.

I wood prolly tend 2 agree wid u 2.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

I can understand this, but if you type fast, most likely it's just spelling mistakes or typos. But messed up grammar sentences?

Half of the people here most likely did poorly in their academic studies.

That's a good point. There are some where it is really hard to see how it can be anything but ignorance... Even laziness only goes so far.

CDSmith · 04-26-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
I wood prolly tend 2 agree wid u 2.

Thanx. i r much happy bout dat.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:26 PM

Doesn't it feel good to vent this side, sometimes? I can see we've got some other closet grammar nazis here as well. Maybe I really was wrong about the thread title.

AdultNex · 04-26-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Thanx. i r much happy bout dat.

Yo, I'm gee wit u 2. 4 shizzle nizzle bizzle dizzle.

AdultNex · 04-26-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Doesn't it feel good to vent this side, sometimes? I can see we've got some other closet grammar nazis here as well. Maybe I really was wrong about the thread title.

Yep, I'm a grammar Nazi as well. I can't stand making a typo or anything close to that-- If I do, it's BAM! on the backspace button.

PostWhore · 04-26-2003, 02:30 PM

My english is not speak, but it is getting gooder and gooder everyday.

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 02:32 PM

Hmm... Juicy made me an honorary guido, and compiled a list of real and honorary guidos. Maybe we need a Grammar Nazi rolecall.

CDSmith · 04-26-2003, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Yo, I'm gee wit u 2. 4 shizzle nizzle bizzle dizzle.

yo 2 kewl yo, igga wugga fugga, yo shizna wizzle fizzle ga-jizzle.

u ugga wugga fugga 2?

[dfo] · 04-26-2003, 02:34 PM

all your base are belong to us.

assistant27 · 04-26-2003, 02:35 PM

one more, from guy that turns over $100k+ monthly with stolen credit cards.

Merchant account, payment providers attantion!

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gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Grammar Nazi Okay, I just want to point out a few recent thread titles... "Is there many Webmistress on this board ?" "we buy traffics" "How much does cost this script?" "Wich Cellphone you have?" "anyone have a contact info for Jersey Puma ?" "My site and it's revenue troubles" "How well does ur google adwords work?" "seeking affiliate program that support bulk mailing" __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Doesn't it feel good to vent this side, sometimes? I can see we've got some other closet grammar nazis here as well. Maybe I really was wrong about the thread title. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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