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dokk · 04-26-2003, 05:37 AM

I need to file a patent for an invention.. and I mean I need to get it (if possible) at least filed for or whatever I need to do, don't care what it costs.. I need it done as fast as I possibly can.

I CANNOT fucking believe nobody ever thought of this or built one...

Ladies and gentlemen, the next frisbee has been created, and it was totally by accident.

Holy Crap.. I must have saved somebody's life or something because I know I never deserved a stroke of luck like this.

If You can help, point me in the right direction, give me a url, just anything so I can get started and done as FAST as possible.

Oh man.... this is SO fucking cool... every mom, dad, kid, cripple, tall small person in the world will want one.

Right now I have the only one but .. not for long!!!!!

;-)))))))))

Fuck i'm thrilled enough to pee my pants.
This was the last thing on my mind and it came about as a TOTAL acccident (not a mistake, just an accident)

So if you can help point me someplace I promise I won't forget you.. and I might even give you one of the first off the assembly line for free. NOT EVERYBODY .. lol.. just the ones that cared enough to help me NOW when I need it.

The rest of you.. lol... good luck!!!!

Pete · 04-26-2003, 05:38 AM

Congrats dude, sorry I cant help you out though

Number1Thumb · 04-26-2003, 05:44 AM

Took us 4 years for a golf product patent and patent pending means shit. People always will and can redesign and market a patent pending product until yours is reviewed. The patent office is so far behind(4-5 years) you will be crying like I was when our competitor was selling along side us with our trusty "patent pending" clause on our cardboard box. LOL I wish you luck. I have no url as my lawyer was the one who filed blah blah

Mutt · 04-26-2003, 06:07 AM

Dokk if it's that great and unique an idea the chance that somebody is going to beat you to a patent on it in the next month is a million to one or more. So you don't have to rush like a madman.

Ketadream · 04-26-2003, 06:10 AM

http://www.uspto.gov/main/patents.htm

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 06:14 AM

Call a good general local lawyer. Ask him if he does patent law, because you want to file a patent. If not, ask him if he can recommend someone.

playa · 04-26-2003, 06:53 AM

was up dokk

this is a quickie that i learned, but it delt more with copyrights, ie music, writings and such

but basically just make your plans and send the info to yourself via certified mail from the post office and don't open it,

was told that can hold up in court to prove you made it prior to that date

corvette · 04-26-2003, 06:55 AM

post your idea here

EscortBiz · 04-26-2003, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
was up dokk

this is a quickie that i learned, but it delt more with copyrights, ie music, writings and such

but basically just make your plans and send the info to yourself via certified mail from the post office and don't open it,

was told that can hold up in court to prove you made it prior to that date

Well he can always print out this thread LMAO I can just read the headline "Man wins court case by using Go Fuck Yourself"

KRL · 04-26-2003, 07:00 AM

Dokk e-mail me. We just did a technology healthcare patent over the past 2 years and the company we setup for it was just acquired by a public company.

I'll hook you up with one of the best law firms to handle it all, arrange backing if needed, etc.

E-Mail To: [email protected]

slapass · 04-26-2003, 07:03 AM

toys are a bitch as they will make a small change and knock it off. Call china make 3 million and start selling them. I have a wholesaler who can also produce if you need it.

icq 166708909

mule · 04-26-2003, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk
Ladies and gentlemen, the next frisbee has been created

So what was wrong with the last one?

dokk · 04-26-2003, 07:04 AM

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Okay... will be a busy week... u guyz fukking ROKK!
I'm even gonna give each of you guys one for FUKKING FREE!!!!

FREE as in ABSOMOFOKKINLOOTYLEE FREE.
I'm even gonna pay the fucking postage.

Serge_Oprano · 04-26-2003, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk

I'm even gonna pay the fucking postage.

this is VERY swoit of you!
;_))

gothweb · 04-26-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
was up dokk

this is a quickie that i learned, but it delt more with copyrights, ie music, writings and such

but basically just make your plans and send the info to yourself via certified mail from the post office and don't open it,

was told that can hold up in court to prove you made it prior to that date

That works for copyright, not really for patent. Might help you a little in a court, but a pending patent would do all the same and then some.

gigi · 04-26-2003, 11:17 AM

Sounds like you came across a beaut' dokk! Congrats!! And good luck with the process!!!

galleryseek · 04-26-2003, 11:26 AM

i have a backdoor on your computer, i know what it is that you've stumbled across. i've called my people, they'll have it into production within 6 months. THANKS DUDE!!

Carrie · 04-26-2003, 11:34 AM

I agree about the certified mail - it is used mainly for copyrights, but it still can't hurt. It will provide a definite, undeniable date of when you put the plans together. It *can* help you in court if ever needed.

Gather up everything about this idea - your notes on it, your plans for it, drawings if you have (or need) them, your marketing plan - and put it into a sealed envelope (or box). Take it to the post office and mail it to yourself certified mail - get a receipt and insure it - when it comes make sure you sign for it and do NOT open it. Just tuck it away in the closet somewhere (make sure you label it properly so others will know what it is and not to open it).

Good luck Dokk!

DarkJedi · 04-26-2003, 11:37 AM

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm

European Lee · 04-26-2003, 11:37 AM

Dokkster!!

Congrats on your idea mon now go get that fucker patented and make a mint

Regards,

Lee

asuna · 04-26-2003, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Okay... will be a busy week... u guyz fukking ROKK!
I'm even gonna give each of you guys one for FUKKING FREE!!!!

FREE as in ABSOMOFOKKINLOOTYLEE FREE.
I'm even gonna pay the fucking postage.

Can you give us a hint? is it sexual? a game? what

European Lee · 04-26-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna

Can you give us a hint? is it sexual? a game? what

Its a new kind of frisbee you dumb fuck, how much more of a fucking hint do you want

Regards,

Lee

Cindyff · 04-26-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
I agree about the certified mail - it is used mainly for copyrights, but it still can't hurt. It will provide a definite, undeniable date of when you put the plans together. It *can* help you in court if ever needed.

Gather up everything about this idea - your notes on it, your plans for it, drawings if you have (or need) them, your marketing plan - and put it into a sealed envelope (or box). Take it to the post office and mail it to yourself certified mail - get a receipt and insure it - when it comes make sure you sign for it and do NOT open it. Just tuck it away in the closet somewhere (make sure you label it properly so others will know what it is and not to open it).

Good luck Dokk!

In any ? dispute you will need to prove prior art in other words you can up with the idea before anyone else. Sending a certified envelope to yourself is one way another is to send it to a lawyer as well have it notarized and sealed if possible and include the front page of a newspaper to prove the date. Good luck you have a long haul ahead of you.
Cindy xx

theWatsonian · 04-26-2003, 11:59 AM

Now I'm curious.

chaffer · 04-26-2003, 12:11 PM

nice dokk

dchottie · 04-26-2003, 02:51 PM

just a word of advice. I've been told this by people tha have registered patents before. Write your entire idea/plan whatever on a piece of paper and go have it notorized. Also put in there that you have the intention of filing a patent. Put it in a self addressed stamped envelope and mail it to yourself so that it has a USPS dated cancellation on it. When you get it don't open it and that way you can prove the date that you had the idea so if someone else overhears your idea and jumps in on your patent you can prove the exact date you had the idea.

Oh man I didn't see Cindy's post. lol well anyway now you know that it should work.

04-26-2003, 08:43 PM

Look for on this board Search for
Some_idiot profil ICQ him email him I dont give a fuck what you do jsut find him

dont let the name fool you
that guy has invented many things he will guide you and tell you what to do
TRUST me you want to talk to that guy .......... ASAP

barryf · 04-26-2003, 08:45 PM

What did you invent, Dokk? A revolutionary new type of butt-plug?

B

rooster · 04-26-2003, 08:47 PM

segway?

04-26-2003, 05:37 AM	#1
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	Please!!! Please!! Need Emergency Help! I need to file a patent for an invention.. and I mean I need to get it (if possible) at least filed for or whatever I need to do, don't care what it costs.. I need it done as fast as I possibly can. I CANNOT fucking believe nobody ever thought of this or built one... Ladies and gentlemen, the next frisbee has been created, and it was totally by accident. Holy Crap.. I must have saved somebody's life or something because I know I never deserved a stroke of luck like this. If You can help, point me in the right direction, give me a url, just anything so I can get started and done as FAST as possible. Oh man.... this is SO fucking cool... every mom, dad, kid, cripple, tall small person in the world will want one. Right now I have the only one but .. not for long!!!!! ;-))))))))) Fuck i'm thrilled enough to pee my pants. This was the last thing on my mind and it came about as a TOTAL acccident (not a mistake, just an accident) So if you can help point me someplace I promise I won't forget you.. and I might even give you one of the first off the assembly line for free. NOT EVERYBODY .. lol.. just the ones that cared enough to help me NOW when I need it. The rest of you.. lol... good luck!!!!

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	was up dokk this is a quickie that i learned, but it delt more with copyrights, ie music, writings and such but basically just make your plans and send the info to yourself via certified mail from the post office and don't open it, was told that can hold up in court to prove you made it prior to that date

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dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! Okay... will be a busy week... u guyz fukking ROKK! I'm even gonna give each of you guys one for FUKKING FREE!!!! FREE as in ABSOMOFOKKINLOOTYLEE FREE. I'm even gonna pay the fucking postage.

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	I agree about the certified mail - it is used mainly for copyrights, but it still can't hurt. It will provide a definite, undeniable date of when you put the plans together. It can help you in court if ever needed. Gather up everything about this idea - your notes on it, your plans for it, drawings if you have (or need) them, your marketing plan - and put it into a sealed envelope (or box). Take it to the post office and mail it to yourself certified mail - get a receipt and insure it - when it comes make sure you sign for it and do NOT open it. Just tuck it away in the closet somewhere (make sure you label it properly so others will know what it is and not to open it). Good luck Dokk!

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dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	just a word of advice. I've been told this by people tha have registered patents before. Write your entire idea/plan whatever on a piece of paper and go have it notorized. Also put in there that you have the intention of filing a patent. Put it in a self addressed stamped envelope and mail it to yourself so that it has a USPS dated cancellation on it. When you get it don't open it and that way you can prove the date that you had the idea so if someone else overhears your idea and jumps in on your patent you can prove the exact date you had the idea. Oh man I didn't see Cindy's post. lol well anyway now you know that it should work. __________________ Last edited by dchottie; 04-26-2003 at 02:53 PM..

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