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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #1

    Hot or Not If she fell asleep on your couch...

    would you wake her up and say "get the fuck out!"
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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #2
    No... I would take a poo on her...


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    • RedFred
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2016
      • 9782

      #3
      I'd wake her up and say make me a sandwich.

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94733

        #4
        That is highly unlikely ...

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        • Rochard
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          • Dec 2001
          • 75733

          #5
          I wouldn't make her sleep on the couch.
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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77396

            #6
            Originally posted by Rochard
            I wouldn't make her sleep on the couch.
            she's a born again christian and the dry humping made her feel guilty
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            • yuu.design
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              • Mar 2006
              • 25924

              #7
              i don't think so
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              • MaDalton
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                • Feb 2004
                • 39861

                #8
                i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck
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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94733

                  #9
                  Originally posted by StefanG
                  i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck
                  ...

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                  • 2MuchMark
                    Mark of 2Much.net
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 50977

                    #10
                    I'd ask why she was still here.

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986

                      #11
                      I'd be a gentleman and put a blanket over her

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12
                        I'd hand her a broom and tell'er the wife thinks she's the new maid.

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                        • Phoenix
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by StefanG
                          i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck
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                          • Tasty1
                            Bla bla blaa
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 9529

                            #14
                            does she smell?

                            everything is fake

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                            • Tim
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 19210

                              #15
                              High heels on the sofa? How uncouth!
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                              • ErectMedia
                                Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 7100

                                #16
                                I'd stick my cock in her mouth and start slapping her and say bitch ya falling asleep on me, trick her into thinking she was blowing me before she passed out.

                                Then after I blew da man goo on her tongue I'd write "Bus" on a piece of paper and put a stack of quarters on it.

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                                • Look Chang
                                  Voyeur
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 18255

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  I'd be a gentleman and put a blanket over her
                                  Old school...

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                                  • Dead
                                    They left the door open
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 4755

                                    #18
                                    I'd just go about my day...

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                                    • SpicyM
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 4575

                                      #19
                                      I wouldn't let a nasty fake titted whore sleep on my couch.

                                      Actually.. if she paid for it, I could change my mind.
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                                      • Paul Markham
                                        Too old to care
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 52942

                                        #20
                                        No way, she would make my couch look great.



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                                        • ruff
                                          I have a plan B
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5507

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                          would you wake her up and say "get the fuck out!"
                                          If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.
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                                          • starling
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2017
                                            • 312

                                            #22

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                                            • Bladewire
                                              StraightBro
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 56228

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by starling


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                                              • brassmonkey
                                                Pay It Forward
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 77396

                                                #24
                                                some of you are retards!
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                                                • mineistaken
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 29656

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ruff
                                                  If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.
                                                  Not the most stylish couch, but what's wrong with it?

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                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77396

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                    Not the most stylish couch, but what's wrong with it?
                                                    nothing! you ask a question here it goes all over the place
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                                                    • XSAXS
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 652

                                                      #27
                                                      Hmmm. I'd probably say something like, "you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this."

                                                      And then hand her a bowl of eggs.
                                                      Then probably ask her if she needs a ride home.
                                                      Then maybe tell her to take care.

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                                                      • The Porn Nerd
                                                        Living The Dream
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 19787

                                                        #28
                                                        Does she fall asleep with the sunglasses on?
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                                                        • Screwed Up
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 1120

                                                          #29
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                                                          • freecartoonporn
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                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 7683

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by StefanG
                                                            i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck
                                                            this guy knows it.
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                                                            • pornguy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62912

                                                              #31
                                                              At the least she would leave sticky.

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                                                              • lock
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                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 5065

                                                                #32
                                                                Well she didn't go to bed with you or you left her there.
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                                                                • Pete
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6617

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Id probably blow my load just watching her take her cloths off
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                                                                  • davidCRM
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2016
                                                                    • 1544

                                                                    #34
                                                                    she looks too awake. not creepy enough
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                                                                    • adultchatpay
                                                                      Let's Make Money
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 8785

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would pass on her.

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                                                                      • Vojito
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Aug 2017
                                                                        • 53

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If I had her on my bed, I wouldn't get up three days in a raw ;)

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                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 32369

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by StefanG
                                                                          i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

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                                                                          • VojoB
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Oct 2017
                                                                            • 36

                                                                            #38
                                                                            uh... She looks like a real treasure!

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                                                                            • starling
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2017
                                                                              • 312

                                                                              #39
                                                                              What's wrong with the picture? it doesn't look right

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                                                                              • Itchy
                                                                                Datetronix.com
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 6525

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                some of you are retards!


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                                                                                • Smack dat
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2016
                                                                                  • 4613

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                  No way, she would make my couch look great.
                                                                                  Originally posted by ruff
                                                                                  If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.
                                                                                  Pretty sure it's a sofa or a settee.

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