HairyChick

I truly wonder at the stupidity of some women ... then I read that cucumbers can cause HIV ... and wonder at the editing skills of some people ... we need a line of CONDOMS FOR VEGETABLES ... good business opportunity

New York Post

Doctors beg you not to ?cleanse? your vagina with a cucumber

It?s not a crime to want to take good care of your lady bits.

But ladies, using a cucumber to cleanse your vagina is not the way to go.

Yes, you read that right.

Bloggers, vloggers and a number of alternative health therapists are encouraging women to cleanse their lady garden with the salad staple ? but only after peeling it (a thinly veiled attempt at safety advice, perhaps.)

The odd trend ? dubbed a ?vagina facial? ? apparently involves inserting the cold cucumber into your vagina before twisting it around for about 20 minutes.

Some even suggest sleeping with it you-know-where and others say you should leave it in until it?s completely warmed through.

They claim the fruit?s high vitamin content ?helps sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor? down there and can even ward off sexually transmitted infections.

But any doctor worth their credentials will tell you that is wrong.

The fact is, vaginas are self-cleaning ? they don?t need any extra help to keep them fresh ? not even soap.

And using a cucumber as a form natural douche could actually leave you at a greater risk of infections like gonorrhea and even HIV, by upsetting the natural pH balance of your intimate bits.

Dr. Jen Gunter, a Canadian gynecologist, warned that ?if you have a vagina you should definitely not do this.?

She said attempts at cleaning your lady garden in this way can actually cause more harm than good.

?This idea that some kind of vaginal cleansing is required, be it a peeled cucumber or the ?feminine washes? sold at drugstores, is misogyny dressed up as health care and I am having none of it,? she wrote on her blog.

?Vaginas are not dirty. Study after study after study tells us that douches, cleanses, steams, vinegar, pH balancing products, aloe, colloidal silver, garlic or whatever else passing as the vaginal snake oil du jour at best do nothing but have real potential for harming good bacteria or disrupting the mucosal surface.?

?By damaging lactobacilli and the mucosa, attempts at vaginal cleaning increase a woman?s risk of contracting gonorrhea or HIV if she is exposed.?

?Paradoxically, it will also cause odor.?

And if that hasn?t got you squeezing your legs together at the thought of such an utterly bizarre trend, this might:

All kinds of fungi and anything else that can be picked up in a vegetable patch could end up thriving in your very own lady garden.

Gunter added: ?Cucumbers seem prone to all kinds of nasty fungi and I just don?t think anything capable of getting ?blossom end rot? [a type of vegetable rot] should go in a vagina.?

?All in all I?d say it?s probably wise to not introduce an object with unknown plant microorganisms into your vagina.

?And no, a little wash in the kitchen sink it?s going to sterilize the cucumber.?

The bottom line is if you are really worried that your vagina is not clean enough take comfort in the fact that they are designed to be self-cleaning.

It produces a discharge that is a form of mucus produced from the cervix, the opening of the womb.

It?s a completely normal part of female life and is the vagina?s way of keeping itself clean and healthy.

And when it comes to washing, water and a mild soap is best.

Dr. Vanessa Mackay, a gynecologist and spokeswomen for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, previously told The Sun Online: ?Mild soap or a mild shower cream and water is all that you need to wash the outside of your bottom, front and back.

?And you don?t need to wash your vagina ? it self-cleans. If you have any concerns about odor you need to contact your doctor.?

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As a guy, is it still OK to clean my ass with one? Provided I use a condom on it of course?

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where the fuck did the term "lady garden" come into play???

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HairyChick

Soap can get into your inner female garden, i.e. urethra or vaginal canal. Irritating as hell I?ve read. But like it says, we self-clean naturally.

Using them as dildoes is more likely than cleaning

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bronco67

I know for a fact that this whole cleaning your pussy with a cucumber thing has nothing to do with cleanliness. Think about thousands of girls twisting a cucumber around in their pussies. I get turned on thinking about it, and I'm not even that into girl on girl action. There was some intense moaning, and writhing and cumming going on during these cleaning sessions.

Also, the smell of cucumbers is supposed to turn a woman on.

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NatalieK

really weird hearing some women use cucumbers to cleanse their pussy, tbh, I use clean fresh water daily, washing as usual around my body with soap. My cervix & pussy has always remained fresh and clean, no gungy cum, i´m not sure why some models think they can turn up to shoots with smelly or creamy pussy´s.

Well, i´ll stick to eating my cucumber, or as I did once, fucking one but with a condom on it

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Bareback some dude that has fucked a 100 strangers...Condom a vegetable that grew in the dirt???

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All these years we've been told how difficult it is to contract HIV. Can't get it from saliva, sweat, etc, and it dies instantly when contacting the air. At least from what I remember in health class. Now they're saying you can get it from a fucking cucumber? This has to be fake?

I'm not sure because until recently I thought Pluto was still a planet and there were only three states of matter not five.


Edit: NVM reread the article and it's just clickbait.

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And we haven't even gotten into the salad thing.

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HairyChick

My first thought was WTF?? HIV from a cuke due to low ph balance?? I did a quick search and the story is all over the internet. I?d love to see factual medical data about HIV from veggies. Common sense tells you that a veggie doesn?t have semen parts on it unless from a just-fucked ass or pussy.

This is how misinformation is spread. Prominent sites carry the story.

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