Whats the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass?

[CurrentlySober]

I have personally managed 4 days myself, yet some guy in the cubicle next to me at the public toilets says he's gone over a week!

I'm not sure if I believe him or not, so I thought I'd hold a straw poll here.

Fell free to let me know your personal records

[imabro]

What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

[mineistaken]

I guess it could have been 7 days when I was a kid (somehow I used to shit less often when I was a kid). 4 days happens once in a while.

[lock]

The duration of the shit.

[PaperstreetWinston]

What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

^^ winner!!!

[overdose]

remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped

[CurrentlySober]

What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

Its simply a necessity for when your ass is so incased in shit, you can no longer pass more waste. Your cheeks are so bunged up you cannot spread them apart anymore.

Substitute the word wipe, for 'unblock' or 'unclog' for a better explanation.

HTH x

[JFK]

Thanks for the reminder

[CurrentlySober]

remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped

How could I possibly remember? You didn't invite me to be there...

If you had, then I'm sure I would have remembered...

[ruff]

Stopped wiping my ass two years ago. So far have saved 3 trees by using a Bidet Handheld Water Sprayer to clean my butt instead of toilet paper. Get with the program and learn to live with a clean bottom. Imagine your girlfriend not smelling your dirty ass when she sucks your dick. She will love your new hygiene. She might even suck it more often.
(I'm married so I no longer get my dick sucked.)

[Look Chang]

Over 30 years as I use a toilet hand sprayer to clean my ass all the time. I love too much rimming...

[TheDynasty]

going on a month now!

[mineistaken]

Over 30 years as I use a toilet hand sprayer to clean my ass all the time.

Serious thought - could it become more popular in white world? It seems like a smart idea. I have not tried it though, so maybe some disadvantages I am not seeing.

[mineistaken]

Stopped wiping my ass two years ago. So far have saved 3 trees by using a Bidet Handheld Water Sprayer to clean my butt instead of toilet paper. Get with the program and learn to live with a clean bottom. Imagine your girlfriend not smelling your dirty ass when she sucks your dick. She will love your new hygiene. She might even suck it more often.
(I'm married so I no longer get my dick sucked.)

do you just spray or also clean with other hand?

[ruff]

do you just spray or also clean with other hand?

Just spraying seems to be enough, but for tough jobs hand cleaning is a must. When I was first married the wife would clean my genitals with warm soapy water just before bed. That lasted about a year. Do not know why bidets are not popular in the USA. Instead we have cartoon blue bears talking about wiping their asses with toilet paper on TV.

[lock]

Just spraying seems to be enough, but for tough jobs hand cleaning is a must. When I was first married the wife would clean my genitals with warm soapy water just before bed. That lasted about a year. Do not know why bidets are not popular in the USA. Instead we have cartoon blue bears talking about wiping their asses with toilet paper on TV.

Did you use a pressure cleaner since showering isn't enough.

[MPGdevil]

21 years.

[grzepa]

I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

[mineistaken]

I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

[SpicyM]

I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

Nah.. your underpants will do the job the moment you sit down..

[SpicyM]

[bns666]

remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped