Lubed up a toy with hot sauce, shoved it up my cunt then hot sauced my clit till I came. Entirely new sensation 10/10 would recommend for my fellow masochists.
(Aftercare that worked for me if you wanna try: removed the sauce with a tissue, massaged in plain sugar free yogurt, rinsed with cold water, repeat. Agony to itchy.)
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