Rant Germany is overrun with coons ? and the rest of the continent is worried they'll be next

[mineistaken]

Raccoons have overrun Germany ? the rest of Europe is next - Business Insider

[Google Expert]

[JFK]

OMG...............

[NatalieK]

how cute are these things

[Barry-xlovecam]

Years ago, we had a rabid raccoon show up on the lawn, it was staggering and drooling at the mouth. We called the police and they showed up -- the police officer called called animal control -- they couldn't come out until Monday.

So I said to the cop why don't you just shoot it. Cop replies too much paperwork. The neighbors had small children and the rabid raccoon was a danger.

I went and got a 4lb (1.75kg) long handled drilling hammer and bashed the raccoon's skull in -- had to hit it 4 times while everyone watched. We took a shovel and put it in a garbage can.

They are just big rats with a bit more brainpower.

[mineistaken]

Years ago, we had a rabid raccoon show up on the lawn, it was staggering and drooling at the mouth. We called the police and they showed up -- the police officer called called animal control -- they couldn't come out until Monday.

So I said to the cop why don't you just shoot it. Cop replies too much paperwork. The neighbors had small children and the rabid raccoon was a danger.

I went and got a 4lb (1.75kg) long handled drilling hammer and bashed the raccoon's skull in -- had to hit it 4 times while everyone watched. We took a shovel and put it in a garbage can.

They are just big rats with a bit more brainpower.

Nowadays you may get in trouble for some libby thing like animal cruelty (not that it is not a great thing in general, just saying libbies might apply this to killing a rat these day, lol)

[Barry-xlovecam]

It was a rabid animal -- exigent circumstance.

[Spunky]

They can be mean bastards. disembowel dogs with those sharp claws

[PR_Glen]

Nowadays you may get in trouble for some libby thing like animal cruelty (not that it is not a great thing in general, just saying libbies might apply this to killing a rat these day, lol)

I pick on you a lot, so I'm going to try to not do that here. But you really should work on not labeling everything you don't like as a liberal idea. It's simply not true, as I'm sure you have realized over the years that dumb ideas and bad decisions are not partisan, they are universal.

[beerptrol]

I'd take a raccoon problem over a Nazi rat that labels everything liberal problem .

[celandina]

Never mind the "coons" this is the real problem in Germany ( and elsewhere)





But at least they adhere to the rules of the road

[mineistaken]

I'd take a raccoon problem over a Nazi rat that labels everything liberal problem .

As opposed to the moron who labels everything nazi?

[mineistaken]

I pick on you a lot, so I'm going to try to not do that here. But you really should work on not labeling everything you don't like as a liberal idea. It's simply not true, as I'm sure you have realized over the years that dumb ideas and bad decisions are not partisan, they are universal.

I am often just teasing and exaggerating a bit.

But it is not without any merit.

For example I would bet a fortune on such bet:

take 1 million libbies and 1 million conservatives.

Survey them and see which group is more extreme on animal cruelty issue.

Libbies would come up ahead here.

Or simple example of fur growing etc - libbies woudl come up ahead in terms o banning it.

Or even things like being vegan - libbies would come ahead.

So, of course,t is not a libby idea per se, just saying where my teasing/exaggeration is coming from. Not at random, but because libbies are more extreme on that front.

[OneHungLo]

It was a rabid animal -- exigent circumstance.

Exigent circumstance? Who the fuck uses the phrase "exigent circumstance"????

Barry you're a doosh nozzle

[pimpmaster9000]

Never mind the "coons" this is the real problem in Germany ( and elsewhere)





But at least they adhere to the rules of the road

theres this place where I ride my mountain bike and they are friendly as fuck and like to group around me and chill with me...

[CurrentlySober]

Never mind the "coons" this is the real problem in Germany ( and elsewhere)





But at least they adhere to the rules of the road

Are you allowed to eat them if you are hungry?

[Paul Markham]

Have yet to see one here.