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OzKaNoz · 04-25-2003, 12:48 AM

Ok now for the real joke

A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
?As a doctor, you?ll need to develop two key skills,? the professor begins. ?The first is stoicism. You can?t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.?
The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse?s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.
?Now do the same,? he instructs.
The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver?s anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone has finished, the professor continues, ?The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.?

Oz

Wurihan · 04-25-2003, 12:55 AM

heard about something similar as this joke long time ago,but still funny....hehe

04-25-2003, 12:57 AM

wahhahhhaaa !

OzKaNoz · 04-25-2003, 01:31 AM

Hehe, I thought it was funny to, but it's a hard bunch to please here.

Oz

Rochard · 04-25-2003, 01:37 AM

At 1:30AM it was funny for me.... But I'm tired.

Validus · 04-25-2003, 02:54 AM

It was kind of sick. I am way to visual :-)

OzKaNoz · 04-25-2003, 03:00 AM

Lol
You folks are nutz

Oz

04-25-2003, 12:48 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	2 Nuns, a dog and a bar Ok now for the real joke A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body. ?As a doctor, you?ll need to develop two key skills,? the professor begins. ?The first is stoicism. You can?t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.? The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse?s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. ?Now do the same,? he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver?s anus and then sucking on it. When everyone has finished, the professor continues, ?The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.? Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

04-25-2003, 12:55 AM	#2
Wurihan Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 115	heard about something similar as this joke long time ago,but still funny....hehe __________________

04-25-2003, 01:31 AM	#4
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Hehe, I thought it was funny to, but it's a hard bunch to please here. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

04-25-2003, 01:37 AM	#5
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,061	At 1:30AM it was funny for me.... But I'm tired. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

04-25-2003, 03:00 AM	#7
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Lol You folks are nutz Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

04-25-2003, 12:57 AM	#3
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	wahhahhhaaa !

04-25-2003, 02:54 AM	#6
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	It was kind of sick. I am way to visual :-)