Blade Runner 2049 - My review (no spoilers)

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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94733

    #1

    Rant Blade Runner 2049 - My review (no spoilers)

    Inside the cinema room, located inside a trendy shopping mall, it was a convention of ugly, scruffy-looking bastards (myself included) ... all the beautiful people were outside buying Nespresso capsules and trying on perfume samples.

    The flick kicks in and as usual there are patrons (a true moviegoer enters the theatre empty-handed) unwrap their candy slowly as if that would make less noise than unwrapping it all at once ... it's actually a chinese torture (almost as worse as popcorn-chugging).

    The movie was all-around heavy, if you don't like the original you'll actually find it bloated. It is also less hard-boiled (less opressive, more expansive) but still true to its own genre (the Blade Runner genre).
  • 2MuchMark
    Mark of 2Much.net
    • Aug 2004
    • 50977

    #2
    Not reading not reading not reading. Can't wait to see it.

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Do you sit in the back row with a trench coat on and yell at the screen?

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      • wehateporn
        Promoting Debate on GFY
        • Apr 2007
        • 27176

        #4
        Did it in IMAX 3D yesterday, loved it, got taken to another world, will watch again in a week or two

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        • mineistaken
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          • Apr 2007
          • 29656

          #5
          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
          it was a convention of ugly, scruffy-looking bastards (myself included) ... all the beautiful people were outside buying Nespresso capsules and trying on perfume samples.
          Interesting observation

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          • ilnjscb
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            • Jun 2009
            • 8972

            #6
            How is that a review? Was it good or bad?

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            • wehateporn
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              • Apr 2007
              • 27176

              #7
              Originally posted by ilnjscb
              How is that a review? Was it good or bad?
              One of the best films in a long time

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              • Paul Markham
                Too old to care
                • Jun 2001
                • 52942

                #8
                I found the original to be overrated. We will get replaced by robots, but not human looking ones.



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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29903

                  #9
                  i'll wait for Mark Princes review. I hope he thinks it sucks, so that it will be good.

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                  • mineistaken
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 29656

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nico-t
                    i'll wait for Mark Princes review. I hope he thinks it sucks, so that it will be good.
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                    • ruff
                      I have a plan B
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5507

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                      I found the original to be overrated. We will get replaced by robots, but not human looking ones.
                      Really Paul? The original still carries it's own weight after all these years. Movies will only use the robots that people want to fuck. Something that looks like Wall-E will not be invited between my wife's legs.
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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38944

                        #12
                        i cunt a4d2 go see it anyway...


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                        • marcop
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 4150

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                          I found the original to be overrated. We will get replaced by robots, but not human looking ones.
                          If that's what you thought the movie was really about then you completely missed the subtext which was rather profound. Also, Blade Runner melded two disparate genres noir (neo-noir to be exact) and sci-fi and did it well.

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                          • klinton
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 8766

                            #14
                            Originally posted by nico-t
                            i'll wait for Mark Princes review. I hope he thinks it sucks, so that it will be good.
                            the movie seems to be amazing...9/10

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                            • DraX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 7147

                              #15
                              Old blade runner is still a very enjoyable classic, I've been hearing only positive things of bladerunner 2049, going to watch this one for sure,
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                              • bronco67
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                                • Dec 2006
                                • 29032

                                #16
                                It was pretty amazing. See it in Dolby Atmos if you can.

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                                • TrashyGirl
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                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 1401

                                  #17
                                  Amazing visuals. Here is an article about the "architecture" of the film

                                  The Architecture of Blade Runner

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                                  • JFK
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bronco67
                                    It was pretty amazing. See it in Dolby Atmos if you can.

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                                    • Scott McD
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67798

                                      #19
                                      Will go check it out at some point this week. And yes the original still holds up well after all this time...


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                                      • C H R I S
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                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 10842

                                        #20
                                        Good movie but the original is better.
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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          • Mar 2006
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                                          #21
                                          i hope its better than 1st one
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94733

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ilnjscb
                                            How is that a review? Was it good or bad?
                                            "Good" or "bad" are theological categories and I try not to think on those terms.

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                                            • wehateporn
                                              Promoting Debate on GFY
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 27176

                                              #23

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                                              • wehateporn
                                                Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 27176

                                                #24
                                                Before watching Blade Runner 2049

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94733

                                                  #25
                                                  Overall, a beautiful (in the broadest sense of the word) film with a pretty straightforward plot. That's it.

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                                                  • 2MuchMark
                                                    Mark of 2Much.net
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 50977

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                                    i'll wait for Mark Princes review. I hope he thinks it sucks, so that it will be good.
                                                    Ah go fuck yourself.

                                                    Originally posted by bronco67
                                                    It was pretty amazing. See it in Dolby Atmos if you can.

                                                    BLADE RUNNER 2049 IS AMAZING!! (No Spoilers!)

                                                    i don't know where to start really. I'll just run stuff off in no particular order.

                                                    BR2049 is fantastic, pure, true science-fiction. It's the perfect sequel to the original classic. Great story, great acting, nice visual effects, and stunning, smart, beautiful cinematography. Oh and the music! (Hans Zimmer FTW!).

                                                    I think this movie was made only for fans of the original. You can't see BR2049 without seeing the original Blade Runner first. There are a couple of great winks that only die-hard fans of the original would notice.

                                                    It's directed by Denis Villeneuve, who also directed Arrival (2015) that most everyone on GFY hated. (Twits! it was great!). Blade Runner 2014 has similar pacing as Arrival, and I think even similar sound design. I could be wrong but I was reminded of Arrival a few times while watching this.

                                                    Anyway, just go see it. It's Blade Runner, but it's not just more of the same.

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                                                    Teaser, Minor Spolier: This movie is more of a sequel to the original Blade Runner, and less of a sequel to Blade Runner: The Final Cut.

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94733

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                      Teaser, Minor Spolier: This movie is more of a sequel to the original Blade Runner, and less of a sequel to Blade Runner: The Final Cut.
                                                      That is a great way to put it ...

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                                                      • wehateporn
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                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 27176

                                                        #28
                                                        Hopefully watch it again in IMAX this week

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                                                        • Plutocracy
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                                                          #29
                                                          I hat the candy wrapper torture!
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                                                          • Plutocracy
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                                                            #30
                                                            I mean hate not hat lol
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                                                            • 2MuchMark
                                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 50977

                                                              #31
                                                              This girl



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                                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 94733

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Plutocracy
                                                                I hat the candy wrapper torture!
                                                                ... The reason why I don't go to the movies that often.

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                                                                • 2MuchMark
                                                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 50977

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                  ... The reason why I don't go to the movies that often.
                                                                  I don't get it.

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