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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38953

    #1

    News Fly anywhere in the word 1st class for free!

    Etihad Introduces Fly Now Pay Later Scheme - LADbible

    Get a $30,000.00 first class round trip to an exotic destination. Fly now, pay later.

    Fly over in abject luxury, and fly home in abject luxury. Just take a few moments of the return trip to declare bankruptcy on the plane and your good to go !

    Free 1st class Flight ! Woot !


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  • BaldBastard
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 16816

    #2
    "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38953

      #3
      Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
      "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"
      Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

      Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it

      Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.


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      • brassmonkey
        Pay It Forward
        • Sep 2005
        • 77397

        #4
        i guess you better go to aviation school first lol
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        • BaldBastard
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 16816

          #5
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

          Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it

          Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.

          "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

          ... but the missing sentence.

          "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38953

            #6
            You have a powerful imagination. Whereas I, have an empty wallet... I'd still like to scam the flight...


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            • Paul Markham
              Too old to care
              • Jun 2001
              • 52942

              #7
              Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
              "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

              ... but the missing sentence.

              "The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.
              Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?



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              • NatalieK
                Natalie K
                • Apr 2010
                • 20123

                #8
                wonder how many oap´s will take advantage of this legit offer... especially if some know they have only a year or 2 to live
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                • NatalieK
                  Natalie K
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 20123

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                  Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?
                  when using another airspace, that air space is paid for by that flight...


                  money´s money with those tycoons


                  but yes, as they´re flying in international space, then you would expect international laws to be policy
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                  • AndyA
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 1670

                    #10
                    you still have to pay eventually

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