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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091
    #1

    Joke That Catches You. ... boom!


    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath?. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


    If you don't get it, try again. I'm sure someone will inevitably explain it ... which will make it a lot less funny.
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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?

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        • sarettah
          see you later, I'm gone
          • Oct 2002
          • 14321
          #3
          If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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            • HairyChick
              Slowly dying
              • Sep 2012
              • 3091
              #4
              Originally posted by baddog
              And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?
              I think there were and are plenty of successful comedians. I'm not in a position to "tell" it to many so no, I can't without messing it up. I'm sure many, many other females can tell it just fine.

              You seem angered. Didn't you get it quickly or are you mad at the world over it?
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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29032
                  #5
                  I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

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                    • desmoines
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 948
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sarettah
                      If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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                      nice



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                        • desmoines
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 948
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bronco67
                          I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

                          they are making a follow-up to the move

                          takes place 30 years later, i think, with the kids all grown up





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                            • PaperstreetWinston
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                              • Jan 2014
                              • 2604
                              #8
                              I see what you did there! :D :D :D
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                                • NewNick
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 7230
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                  I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.
                                  I dont know....you'd be surprised.
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                                    • HairyChick
                                      Slowly dying
                                      • Sep 2012
                                      • 3091
                                      #10
                                      I remember Dick Van Dyke dancing on a rooftop, singing, and Julie Andrews wearing odd clothing. Oh and the song.

                                      When I read sarettah's comment, I said wtf, then the song ran through my mind. Duh!

                                      Kids' movie and stories back then were seemingly nonsensical but had a hidden meaning. Might sound dumb now but as a kid, those movies and a twenty-five cent box of popcorn made our Saturday special
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                                        • AndyA
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 1670
                                          #11
                                          now that was a good one

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                                            • Paul Markham
                                              Too old to care
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 52942
                                              #12
                                              I get it and it's mildly amusing.



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                                                • 2MuchMark
                                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 50991
                                                  #13
                                                  Thanks for the joke!

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