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just a punk · 09-29-2017, 11:03 AM

poor "soldiers of odin"...

On a side note... their language is so funny

Steppo od Russinan terr onelane mus. Oh truffins pooks on trofelorfolollnus in the butt... or something like that

klinton · 09-29-2017, 11:36 AM

Dont worry Norway, Poland will come to help you

just a punk · 09-29-2017, 11:46 AM

Eah, Polish guys are the old good friends of Ukrainians ;)

klinton · 09-29-2017, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Eah, Polish guys are the old good friends of Ukrainians ;)

of course ! long last Polish - Ukrainian friendship and long last the DRIED FISH & vodka !

blackmonsters · 09-29-2017, 12:56 PM

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of course ! long last Polish - Ukrainian friendship and long last the DRIED FISH & vodka !

Holy shit! That looks bad ass!

Where do I sign up?

just a punk · 09-29-2017, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Holy shit! That looks bad ass!

Where do I sign up?

Here: Embassy of Ukraine in the United States of America

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

poor "soldiers of odin"...

On a side note... their language is so funny

Steppo od Russinan terr onelane mus. Oh truffins pooks on trofelorfolollnus in the butt... or something like that

Trump still not had sell them weapons?))

Markul · 09-30-2017, 01:17 AM

Lol last time russia tried that they got their butts kicked. Poor slavish retards.

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 01:25 AM

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Trump still not had sell them weapons?))

I don't know about Trump, but Norwegians are epic clowns. According to the movie, Russia has invaded them to make them... sell gas and oil. The country which sells it by itself has invaded another country to lower the oil prices. I don't know which drugs the movie makers took, but this shit must be 10x more stronger than heroine.

BTW, Norway would'n least more than 12 hours in case of Russian invasion.

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Lol last time russia tried that they got their butts kicked. Poor slavish retards.

Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? Or maybe in Kosovo where Russian troops have "magically" appeared before KFOR forces? You're such a clown - stupid, clueless but funny

))))))

Markul · 09-30-2017, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? You're such a clown

))))))

Says the pro Russian keyboard warrior on the US owned and hosted industry forum

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 01:40 AM

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Says the pro Russian keyboard warrior on the US owned and hosted industry forum

Clown, I don't care what you say. Post some facts and there will be a reason to discuss at least something. Right now you just show how stupid and clueless you are - a man from a country which has won 0 (zero!) wars and famous for pedophilia (yes, I said that) and animal cruelty.

P.S. As about the "US owned". Lensman has got this domain from a Russian guy. Surprised? BTW, how do you Danish clown are related to the USA?

nico-t · 09-30-2017, 01:54 AM

Obvious propaganda is obvious...

By the way, the plot would be a million times more believable if its setting would be in a middle eastern country and if the occupants were the US & EU. Which is happening constantly in real life.

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I don't know about Trump, but Norwegians are epic clowns. According to the movie, Russia has invaded them to make them... sell gas and oil. The country which sells it by itself has invaded another country to lover the oil prices. I don't know which drugs the movie makers took, but this shit must be 10x more strong than heroine.

BTW, Norway would'n least more than 12 hours in case of Russian invasion.

Budget of this film ?11 000 000 - warmongering it is profitable business

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Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon

OSLO, Jan 25 (Reuters) - Norway?s $885-billion sovereign wealth fund, the world?s largest, can again invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon as the firm is no longer involved in the production of cluster munitions, the Norwegian central bank said on Wednesday.

The fund had been banned from investing in the company in 2005. It is not allowed to invest in firms that are involved in the production, among other things, of tobacco, nuclear weapons and cluster munitions. (Reporting by Gwladys Fouche, editing by Terje Solsvik)
Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon | Reuters

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Profit

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

Budget of this film ?11 000 000 - warmongering it is profitable business

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Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon

OSLO, Jan 25 (Reuters) - Norway?s $885-billion sovereign wealth fund, the world?s largest, can again invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon as the firm is no longer involved in the production of cluster munitions, the Norwegian central bank said on Wednesday.

The fund had been banned from investing in the company in 2005. It is not allowed to invest in firms that are involved in the production, among other things, of tobacco, nuclear weapons and cluster munitions. (Reporting by Gwladys Fouche, editing by Terje Solsvik)
Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon | Reuters

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Profit

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 02:08 AM

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Ты если про Германию или Меркель что-то пишешь, обязательно пость картинки нацистов со свасикой. Они уж точно будут посвежее, чем картинки советских коммунистов из первой половины прошлого века.

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? Or maybe in Kosovo where Russian troops have "magically" appeared before KFOR forces? You're such a clown - stupid, clueless but funny

))))))

He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Ты если про Германию или Меркель что-то пишешь, обязательно пость картинки нацистов со свасикой. Они уж точно будут посвежее, чем картинки советских коммунистов из первой половины прошлого века.

will try do it when they will lie, disinformate and spread propaganda as bluntly as some Russian posters here on this forum

where was the Nurmberg proccess for all communist/ Soviet criminals ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bl...k_of_Communism

a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

pimpmaster9000 · 09-30-2017, 02:13 AM

no worries for norway...soldiers of odin will use nivea for "men" hair conditioner and moisturizing creme and their soft skin and shiny hair will gross out the invaders and make them run home...norway is safe

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

I don't praise that Jewish Georgian. Maybe you have confused me with someone?

Markul · 09-30-2017, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not

Yes it was part of that era.

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not

Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈkɑːɭ ˈɡɵˈstav ˈeːmɪl ˈmanːɛrˈheɪm]; 4 June 1867 – 27 January 1951) was a Finnish military leader and statesman. Mannerheim served as the military leader of the Whites in the Finnish Civil War, Regent of Finland (1918–1919), commander-in-chief of Finland's defence forces during World War II, Marshal of Finland, and the sixth president of Finland (1944–1946).

Mannerheim made a career in the Imperial Russian Army, rising to the rank of lieutenant general. He also had a prominent place in the ceremonies for Tsar Nicholas II's coronation and later had several private meetings with the Russian Tsar. After the Bolshevik revolution, Finland declared its independence but was soon embroiled in civil war between the pro-Bolshevik "Reds" and the "Whites", who were the troops of the Senate of Finland. Mannerheim was appointed the military chief of the Whites. Twenty years later, when Finland was twice at war with the Soviet Union from November 1939 until September 1944, Mannerheim successfully led the defence of Finland as commander-in-chief of the country's armed forces. In 1944, when the prospect of Germany's defeat in World War II became clear, Mannerheim was elected President of Finland and oversaw peace negotiations with the Soviet Union and the United Kingdom. (Finland was never at war with the United States.) He resigned the presidency in 1946 and died in 1951.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_G...mil_Mannerheim

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Originally Posted by klinton

will try do it when they will lie, disinformate and spread propaganda as bluntly as some Russian posters here on this forum

where was the Nurmberg proccess for all communist/ Soviet criminals ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bl...k_of_Communism

a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

Stalin special for you

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I don't praise that Jewish Georgian. Maybe you have confused me with someone?

I wasnt talking about you. There are few Russian posters here on this forum (that I am aware of).. I would say that > 60 % of them somehow praise Stalin and are "proud" of him and his actions.
Now, I'm aware of also few German posters here on this forum. I dont know ANY of them that would praise Hitler...Its rather completely opposite. They are anti-fascist and anti Hitler guys, just like the majority of their nation. They even still have guilt feeling about what happened during WW2 (just like their whole nation has...long story....)...

Of course - there are many so called useful idiots too. Like guys from Western Europe or US that praise communism or nazism, yet they know shit about it. just like "useful" idiots walking with che guevara tshirts in western europe....
ever heard about banknote in any country that would have a valour of "3" ? (usually there are 1,2,50,10 etc. notes) ?
well it does exist:

tres pesos cubanos
ah these commies

always revolutionary

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈkɑːɭ ˈɡɵˈstav ˈeːmɪl ˈmanːɛrˈheɪm]; 4 June 1867 ? 27 January 1951) was a Finnish military leader and statesman. Mannerheim served as the military leader of the Whites in the Finnish Civil War, Regent of Finland (1918?1919), commander-in-chief of Finland's defence forces during World War II, Marshal of Finland, and the sixth president of Finland (1944?1946).

Mannerheim made a career in the Imperial Russian Army, rising to the rank of lieutenant general. He also had a prominent place in the ceremonies for Tsar Nicholas II's coronation and later had several private meetings with the Russian Tsar. After the Bolshevik revolution, Finland declared its independence but was soon embroiled in civil war between the pro-Bolshevik "Reds" and the "Whites", who were the troops of the Senate of Finland. Mannerheim was appointed the military chief of the Whites. Twenty years later, when Finland was twice at war with the Soviet Union from November 1939 until September 1944, Mannerheim successfully led the defence of Finland as commander-in-chief of the country's armed forces. In 1944, when the prospect of Germany's defeat in World War II became clear, Mannerheim was elected President of Finland and oversaw peace negotiations with the Soviet Union and the United Kingdom. (Finland was never at war with the United States.) He resigned the presidency in 1946 and died in 1951.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_G...mil_Mannerheim

Stalin special for you

there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
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The peso (ISO 4217 code: CUP, sometimes called the "national currency" or in Spanish moneda nacional) is one of two official currencies in use in Cuba, the other being the convertible peso (ISO 4217 code: CUC, occasionally called "dollar" in the spoken language). There are currently 25 CUP per CUC.

Most Cuban state workers receive their wages in national pesos, but some receive a portion of their salary in convertible pesos. Shops that sell basics like fruit and vegetables generally accept only the normal peso. "Dollar shops" sell the rest. The word "pesos" may refer to both types of money.

Cuban convertible pesos are 25 times more valuable, but that does not completely eliminate the confusion for tourists. Since goods bought in national pesos have government-controlled prices, tourists are sometimes confused by prices that look "too cheap." The hard (CUC) pesos are easy to tell apart from the national (CUP) ones, as CUC coins have an octagonal shape within the outer round rim. The only exception to this is the most common CUP coin, the 1 peso,[3] also has this octagonal shape. Also, CUC currency shows monuments, and CUP bills have portraits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_peso

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Yes it was part of that era.

You clown is a little bit retarded... Here is a video of a professional army training in Russia (yes, we have amateur and professional ones):

Yes, it's all for real and they use absolutely regular rounds - fuskin' 9 mm bullets. Can you imagine something similar in the USA or in your European shithole? I don't think so...

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
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lets make it 2 youtube videos

klinton · 09-30-2017, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Here is a video of a professional army training in Russia (yes, we have amateur and professional ones):

Yes, it's all for real and they use absolutely regular rounds. Can you imagine something similar in the USA or in your shithole? I don't think so...

calm down

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
++ youtube video:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_peso

Comandante

mineistaken · 09-30-2017, 03:18 AM

It is occupied by dark invaders, not Russians.

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

calm down

The most interesting moment is at 1:51. The guy got 2 bullets into his breast armor and one into his leg. Just as an example to feel the pain.

klinton · 09-30-2017, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

It is occupied by dark invaders, not Russians.

yes we all know that. Slovakia, one of the biggest countries in the world, with few big metropolitan areas is occupied by merciles GYPSY forces. But tough Slovak people organised brave resistance (just like they did in WW2) and stand firm to this cruel act of invasion.
Slovak Resistance plans for 2017-2035 activities: brave forum posting.

klinton · 09-30-2017, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

Comandante

dried fish + vodka

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

yes we all know that. Slovakia, one of the biggest countries in the world, with few big metropolitan areas is occupied by merciles GYPSY forces. But tough Slovak people organised brave resistance (just like they did in WW2) and stand firm to this cruel act of invasion.
Slovak Resistance plans for 2017-2035 activities: brave forum posting.

Freedom for Slovakia and Poland

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

dried fish + vodka

Not a Jedi yet - Coub - GIFs with sound

klinton · 09-30-2017, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

Not a Jedi yet - Coub - GIFs with sound

Paul Markham · 09-30-2017, 06:58 AM

It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

celandina · 09-30-2017, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding"

klinton · 09-30-2017, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding"

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

dried fish + vodka

Maybe it's some kind of fetish in Poland, but in Russia dried fish does not associate with vodka. It's a standard snack for beer. Vodka is usually being consumed here with lots of various food (course if you're not a homeless bum who lives with stray dogs). When we drink, we usually eat. When a Russian drinks a shot of vodka, he eats meat, caviar (if he has money for it) salted cucumbers, mushrooms etc. Nobody here drinks vodka w/o food. Ok, maybe poor alcoholics or American tourists who can't afford food do that as well...

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 08:36 AM

I do understand that not everybody here knows my language. Here is a Russian Jew and alcoholic who is forbidden by the US government as a member of Russian mafia (yes, for real). He sings about a single shot of vodka on the table

klinton · 09-30-2017, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Maybe it's some kind of fetish in Poland, but in Russia dried fish does not associate with vodka. It's a standard snack for beer.

dried fish and vodka - this is what you stash for post apocalyptic world...
dont worry, all nations know how to drink vodka and other alcohols, Russia is not special

here in Ukraine caviar is cheap (unless thats different type of caviar ? ) here its mostly red, sometimes black..costs few bucks per 100 ? 200 gram....

Also, if I would have to choose few symbols of Russia/ maybe Ukraine that would be definitely dried fish and vodka

and yeah, I know that dried fish is consumed mostly with beer...this is what also told me drunk bum when he asked shop clerk if they have some "dried fish" in shop...he told me that he cant drink beer without fish, poor bastard

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

drama in Scandinavia in reality

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Originally Posted by celandina

Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding"

Or not EU

In the near future, Norway is occupied by Russia on behalf of the European Union, due to the fact that the newly elected environmental friendly Norwegian government has stopped the all important oil- and gas-production in the North Sea.
Okkupert (TV Series 2015? ) - IMDb

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Originally Posted by klinton

Let's count stars on hats in guys which control Poland(yesterday and today)

https://www.tvn24.pl/wiadomosci-ze-s...ii,776493.html

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 08:54 AM

Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).

Yes, it's funny and touching

klinton · 09-30-2017, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

I couldnt find my favorite Spanish cheese in my local shop in St. Piter

Sarn · 09-30-2017, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

dried fish and vodka...

The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

klinton · 09-30-2017, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).

Yes, it's funny and touching

with all respect, but....all people standing and clapping hands...sounds like a National anthem !

guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

klinton · 09-30-2017, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

comrade, how the country with one of the longest coastal side in the world has to import FISH ??????

I bet that it needs more visits from Putin to fishermen!!!

klinton · 09-30-2017, 09:05 AM

and just two more videos to piss off some of our Russian friends...

j/k

even similar music in these videos !!!!!

it only lacks emotional speaker in Russian version of video... maybe we have some volunteer here ? SARN ????
I SELECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER COMRADE !!!

ZiggiZiggiCrew · 09-30-2017, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

dried fish + vodka

big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish

True Russians drink vodka like this:

klinton · 09-30-2017, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew

big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish

True Russians drink vodka like this:

OK OK OK...but what is this on this photo ? Do I see marihuana cigarette there ????

and WHERE IS THE MEAT ????? (can BE FISH TOO )

just a punk · 09-30-2017, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

Because he is an alcoholic maybe?

This guy is a heavy drinker actually.

09-29-2017, 11:03 AM	#1
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	Norway has been invaded by Russia poor "soldiers of odin"... On a side note... their language is so funny Steppo od Russinan terr onelane mus. Oh truffins pooks on trofelorfolollnus in the butt... or something like that __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	Eah, Polish guys are the old good friends of Ukrainians ;) __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	no worries for norway...soldiers of odin will use nivea for "men" hair conditioner and moisturizing creme and their soft skin and shiny hair will gross out the invaders and make them run home...norway is safe __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	I do understand that not everybody here knows my language. Here is a Russian Jew and alcoholic who is forbidden by the US government as a member of Russian mafia (yes, for real). He sings about a single shot of vodka on the table __________________ Obey the Cowgod

09-29-2017, 11:36 AM	#2
klinton So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: online Posts: 8,766	Dont worry Norway, Poland will come to help you

09-30-2017, 01:17 AM	#8
Markul Likes Pie Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The land that liberated porn Posts: 12,402	Lol last time russia tried that they got their butts kicked. Poor slavish retards.

09-30-2017, 01:54 AM	#12
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Obvious propaganda is obvious... By the way, the plot would be a million times more believable if its setting would be in a middle eastern country and if the occupants were the US & EU. Which is happening constantly in real life.

09-30-2017, 03:18 AM	#28
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	It is occupied by dark invaders, not Russians.

09-30-2017, 08:54 AM	#42
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays). Yes, it's funny and touching __________________ Obey the Cowgod

09-30-2017, 09:05 AM	#47
klinton So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: online Posts: 8,766	and just two more videos to piss off some of our Russian friends... j/k even similar music in these videos !!!!! it only lacks emotional speaker in Russian version of video... maybe we have some volunteer here ? SARN ???? I SELECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER COMRADE !!!