Urgent poop advice needed from CurrentlySober (I'm at WalMart now with a problem)

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  • Matt 26z
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2002
    • 18481
    #1

    Urgent poop advice needed from CurrentlySober (I'm at WalMart now with a problem)

    I felt like I had to take a shit before leaving home, but it wasn't too bad so I didn't go. Then I got to WalMart and when I was shopping I started to feel something coming out. Not much. Just a small nugget. I'm wearing briefs underwear, so I'm thinking it will get trapped. Then I looked down and the poo nugget was on the floor. Apparently the underwear is old and the leg opening is stretched. Should I just leave the nugget laying on the floor?
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    • beerptrol
      Confirmed Asshole
      • Feb 2003
      • 12722
      #2
      That is what was left of the few brain cells you had. Better pick it up and shove it back in
      “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
      -- Ulysses S. Grant

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        • Lewis11
          Confirmed User
          • May 2016
          • 400
          #3
          I laughed while reading this

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            • PaperstreetWinston
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2014
              • 2604
              #4
              CS! Get in here! Your advice is much required!
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38940
                  #5
                  Can I see pics please before I answer?


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