Fucking GATE LICE

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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

    #1

    Fucking GATE LICE

    My neighbors are SO STUPID that they are like gate lice but without even being at an airport
    They just are gate lice of life
  • Barry-xlovecam
    It's 42
    • Jun 2010
    • 18083

    #2
    And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.

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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56228

      #3
      Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
      And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.
      Same here


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      • MrMaxwell
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2005
        • 10057

        #4
        Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
        And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.

        The gate lice people will sometimes just crowd everything into hell and be trying to board with some other group and etc
        It's why they're like head lice but for plane gates instead of hair

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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057

          #5
          I am good at boarding first before everyone else at times using a secret trick
          I have not flown a whole lot but I'm good at it

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          • MedCash_Miller
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2010
            • 263

            #6
            if you're not in priority or business, why not wait until the line dies down before boarding?

            no need to deal with the "gate lice" (had to look it up on urban dictionary) and it's not like you're gonna lose your seat
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            • mineistaken
              See signature :)
              • Apr 2007
              • 29656

              #7
              Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
              And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.
              Gate lice are the ones who block those passengers...

              If you said "that is why I do not travel priority" (because due to gate lice you do not have that much benefit that may make more sense

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              • JFK
                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                • Jan 2002
                • 67373

                #8
                Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                I am good at boarding first before everyone else at times using a secret trick
                I have not flown a whole lot but I'm good at it
                faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?

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                • Busty2
                  Member since 1999
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 7202

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MedCash_Miller
                  if you're not in priority or business, why not wait until the line dies down before boarding?

                  no need to deal with the "gate lice" (had to look it up on urban dictionary) and it's not like you're gonna lose your seat
                  The issue is not losing your seat, its that most airlines run out of overhead storage for carry on luggage. Which means you end up having to check your bag. If the fucker who bring 6 pieces of carry-on followed the rules there would be room and it follows no need to rush to get to your set. I fly 6-10 times a month, when i used to fly cattle class i always had this issue, its worth the extra for business to avoid these issues and not have to sit next to some smelly fat ass who continually munches food during the flight.

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                  • mineistaken
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 29656

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JFK
                    faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?
                    Why would it make sense to do as much as fake being crippled just to board first? If anything, boarding last would be better (less time on the plane, more time in nicer space of airport).

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Busty2
                      If the fucker who bring 6 pieces of carry-on followed the rules there would be room
                      How the fuck don't boarding crew stop these? It seems like they are responsible for not enforcing the rules and making problems for other passangers.

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                      • Busty2
                        Member since 1999
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 7202

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                        How the fuck don't boarding crew stop these? It seems like they are responsible for not enforcing the rules and making problems for other passangers.
                        Agree 100%

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38945

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Busty2
                          not have to sit next to some smelly fat ass who continually munches food during the flight.
                          While I resemble that remark, I cunt fit in an airline seat, nor a4d a ticket...


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                          • MrMaxwell
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10057

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JFK
                            faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?
                            No no I don't do that I am just charming and smarter than most people

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                            • mineistaken
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                              • Apr 2007
                              • 29656

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                              I am just charming and smarter than most people

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                              • MrMaxwell
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 10057

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                Thank you, sir, for that unsolicited testimonial.

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                                • mineistaken
                                  See signature :)
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 29656

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                  Thank you, sir, for that unsolicited testimonial.
                                  You are very welcome, I am a nice person

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                                  • RandyRandy
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                                    • Jul 2012
                                    • 1708

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                    No no I don't do that I am just charming and smarter than most people
                                    You're smarter and more charming than gate lice?

                                    Congrats to the winners!

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                                    • CustomBusinessSoftware
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2012
                                      • 689

                                      #19
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                                      • Bladewire
                                        StraightBro
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 56228

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RandyRandy
                                        You're smarter and more charming than gate lice?

                                        Congrats to the winners!



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                                        • MrMaxwell
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 10057

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                                          You are very welcome, I am a nice person
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                                          But at least he meant them all when he ended

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                                          • MrMaxwell
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 10057

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RandyRandy
                                            You're smarter and more charming than gate lice?

                                            Congrats to the winners!

                                            What an insult
                                            It didn't make as much sense as I initially thought

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