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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    News How to make 1000s of affiliate sales really easily...

    Here it is guys - The holy grail of internet tips.

    Sit down, strap in, and we shall begin.

    Simply release an encryption ransomware /malware into the wild, just like others have, but instead of making them pay the 'ransom' via bitcoins to get their files unlocked....

    Simply provide a link to a pornsite that you are an affiliate of! Once they click, sign up, you check you've been credited your 50%, then you send them the unlock code

    Much simpler than messing around with bitcoins and shit, and I'm pretty sure that its not specifically listed as being against the TOS of most programs...

    So what you waiting for? Knock yourselves out!

    Go release that malware and watch the sales flood in...

    You're Welcome !


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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #2


    & Heres the code you need
    https://github.com/mauri870/ransomware


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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Something doesn't sound right

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      • Barry-xlovecam
        It's 42
        • Jun 2010
        • 18083

        #4
        Thats a new angle -- don't forget some cross-sells and rebills

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        • Google Expert
          Webmaster
          • Jun 2004
          • 14294

          #5
          yes, and then enjoy all the chargebacks with a -$30 penalty fee on top

          great idea

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          • klinton
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 8766

            #6
            looks like you are the only guy that thought its serious....

            Originally posted by Google Expert
            yes, and then enjoy all the chargebacks with a -$30 penalty fee on top

            great idea

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            • Zeiss
              Confirmed User
              • May 2012
              • 5189

              #7
              Cool story...


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              • freecartoonporn
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2012
                • 7683

                #8
                Originally posted by Google Expert
                yes, and then enjoy all the chargebacks with a -$30 penalty fee on top

                great idea

                this.

                to op., they are accepting btc , becuase its irreversible.
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                • Barry-xlovecam
                  It's 42
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 18083

                  #9
                  after you got their money, you are fucking gone --fools
                  we are talking a scam here.
                  Phony passports or credentials -- kids today LMAO

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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38945

                    #10
                    Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                    this.

                    to op., they are accepting btc , becuase its irreversible.
                    You are both missing out on the social engineering aspect of my genius, cunning plan...

                    People like to shout loudly that they have had their files encrypted and that they have had to pay $300 in bitcoins etc, and everyone says 'Oh dear, how terrible for you - Thats awful. I feel so sorry for you' etc... But are these same people going to be so vocal that they were asked to join, and did join, xxxslutsonheat.com ?

                    They will be ashamed that people will think they are perverts and simply pay the $29.99 to join the site in order to remain anonymous...

                    You see, I have really thought this one out...


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                    • Bladewire
                      StraightBro
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56228

                      #11
                      This is something MrMaxwell would do


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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
                        after you got their money, you are fucking gone --fools
                        we are talking a scam here.
                        Phony passports or credentials -- kids today LMAO
                        I personally am not speaking of a scam though. I fully suggest that you do send a code to encrypt. Along with a 'special offer' link for a few other sites they may like...


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