How to properly have sex on a sofa bed?

**mineistaken** · 09-18-2017, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by 1-800-313-WETT

Do it on the floor doggie style. why mess up the sheets lol

I do not care about messing up the sheets. Although I care about messing up the sofa if I am not using sheets.
And non natural flow of putting on the sheets while transitioning from sofa position is the core issue of this thread

**Bladewire** · 09-18-2017, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by bronco67

The creation of this thread is proof no one is going to be getting fucked properly.

**RedFred** · 09-18-2017, 10:06 AM

So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.

**Bladewire** · 09-18-2017, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by RedFred

So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.

He met a new little lady while out scavenging for mushrooms

**Look Chang** · 09-18-2017, 04:14 PM

Bed is the most dangerous piece of furniture, over 80% of people die in a bed. The dining table is more convenient for a hard fuck.

**Bladewire** · 09-18-2017, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Look Chang

Bed is the most dangerous piece of furniture, over 80% of people die in a bed. The dining table is more convenient for a hard fuck.

Rape table

**davidCRM** · 09-19-2017, 07:31 AM

**RedFred** · 09-19-2017, 08:23 AM

OP is sofa king broke.

**mineistaken** · 09-19-2017, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by RedFred

So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.

It is due to the size of the studio:

Originally posted by mineistaken

Do not buy sofa bed if you don't have to due to limited space.

But you can now tell taht I can not afford more than a studio

Nice inventing, libby style

**Kittens** · 01-15-2018, 01:25 PM

Now I wanna get a sofa bed, because how quickly you think that bitch's panties will drop when you whisper in her ear "I hope you don't mind that my couch pulls out, because I don't."

**CurrentlySober** · 01-15-2018, 01:42 PM

Actually, I think a sofa bed could be really cool.

After you shit the bed during the night, just fold it up back into the sofa, and viola! No cleanup needed

Plus any guests you may have can play a fun game of locate the smell

Sorted

**Rochard** · 01-15-2018, 06:01 PM

What, you can't afford a real bed? Seriously?

**The Porn Nerd** · 01-15-2018, 06:07 PM

It's really a bed-sofa.

**sarettah** · 01-15-2018, 08:10 PM

You need one of these:

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**Bladewire** · 01-15-2018, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by sarettah

You need one of these:

.

But then he can't watch TV in bed and whatever guy is fucking him will want to watch porn while he does it guaranteed

How to properly have sex on a sofa bed?

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