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  • mineistaken
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    • Apr 2007
    • 29656
    #1

    How to properly have sex on a sofa bed?

    Anybody used to have sex on a sofa bed?



    Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

    You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

    So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

    Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
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    • Smack dat
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      • Jul 2016
      • 4613
      #2
      Originally posted by mineistaken
      Anybody used to have sex on a sofa bed?



      Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

      You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

      So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

      Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
      Fuck sofas. I just move to the floor.

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        • TheDynasty
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          • Apr 2016
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          #3
          sofa bed hurts her knees.
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            • Smack dat
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              • Jul 2016
              • 4613
              #4
              Actually the best sex I had recently was on a blow up mattress.

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                • bronco67
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                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29032
                  #5
                  Don't put the cart before the horse. After you trick a girl into coming within 10 feet of your couch, you can ask for some help.

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                    • RyuLion
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32369
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Smack dat
                      Fuck sofas. I just move to the floor.
                      On the rug guys! Love seats are good too just if she wants to sit on your face..

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                        • Bladewire
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                          • Aug 2003
                          • 56228
                          #7
                          Never sit or lay your partner at the center of the bar at the end of the sofa bed while you fuck them good, it bends easy and turns your bed into a U or V shape.

                          You see in the pic there's no support on the bar. Bends when you fuck hard in that center region at the end.



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                            • CaptainHowdy
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94727
                              #8
                              I tried once a couple of decades ago and it was one of
                              the saddest fuck ever ...

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                                • Bladewire
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                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56228
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  I tried once a couple of decades ago and it was one of
                                  the saddest fuck ever ...
                                  .... one of a long long list


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                                    • RedFred
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                                      • Feb 2016
                                      • 9782
                                      #10
                                      He who thinks one has to be in a bed to fuck has never fucked.

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94727
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Bladewire
                                          .... one of a long long list
                                          Indeed ...

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                                            • mineistaken
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                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 29656
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                              Don't put the cart before the horse. After you trick a girl into coming within 10 feet of your couch, you can ask for some help.
                                              It is not the help I need, I is the natural mood killer of "hey, lets stop, open the sofa and then put the bedding on"
                                              As opposed to sofa + actual bed combo when you simply take her or lead her from the sofa to the already made bed.
                                              It simply ruins the natural flow
                                              Some not so stud people even may lose erection during that time, lol.

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                                                • mineistaken
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                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 29656
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                  On the rug guys! Love seats are good too just if she wants to sit on your face..
                                                  I dislike rugs (plus it is extra work to clean them), all my floors are hard.

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                                                    • Bladewire
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                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 56228
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by RedFred
                                                      He who thinks one has to be in a bed to fuck has never fucked.
                                                      Honestly my advice to anyone with a pullout bed is this: The frame is weak and the padding is thin, only use it to sleep, never for a good fuck. A blowjob yeah, nothing else. I went through 3 pads & 2 frames in a year, then I finally learned the wisdom I'm now passing on to you


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                                                        • bronco67
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                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 29032
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                          It is not the help I need, I is the natural mood killer of "hey, lets stop, open the sofa and then put the bedding on"
                                                          As opposed to sofa + actual bed combo when you simply take her or lead her from the sofa to the already made bed.
                                                          It simply ruins the natural flow
                                                          Some not so stud people even may lose erection during that time, lol.
                                                          There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

                                                          Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

                                                          But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

                                                          You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

                                                          She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

                                                          She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.

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                                                            • INever
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                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 4030
                                                              #16
                                                              this thread is funny dope
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                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942
                                                                  #17
                                                                  The same way you have sex on a normal bed.



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                                                                    • CurrentlySober
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 38939
                                                                      #18
                                                                      i cunt a4d a sofa bed..


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                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                          • 29656
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                          There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

                                                                          Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

                                                                          But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

                                                                          You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

                                                                          She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

                                                                          She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
                                                                          Well this is all good and I know that you can have sex on a sofa. I am just used to have it on the bed.
                                                                          Two things: it is more ccomfortable on the bed + if you have it on the sofa her or your bodily fluids often "ruins" the sofa. For those 2 reasons I always went for the bed.

                                                                          As for:
                                                                          "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

                                                                          Well that was the main point of the thread (not that you should phrase it like that, but even if you are cool about it), preparing sofa bed is an obstacle...

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                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 29656
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                              The same way you have sex on a normal bed.
                                                                              If you read the thread you would know that the issue is not having sex on it, but transitioning from when you sit on the sofa part to opening it up and making a bed. Mood killer.

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                                                                                • SpicyM
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                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                  • 4575
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Convertible sofas suck. They are not made for regular sleeping. I had one that I used to sleep on every night and the mattres got fucked after a few months.
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                                                                                    • Google Expert
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                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                      • 14294
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by RedFred
                                                                                      He who thinks one has to be in a bed to fuck has never fucked.
                                                                                      Yeah, fucking on hardwood floors or tiles is real comfy.

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                                                                                        • bronco67
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                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                          • 29032
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                          Well this is all good and I know that you can have sex on a sofa. I am just used to have it on the bed.
                                                                                          Two things: it is more ccomfortable on the bed + if you have it on the sofa her or your bodily fluids often "ruins" the sofa. For those 2 reasons I always went for the bed.

                                                                                          As for:
                                                                                          "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

                                                                                          Well that was the main point of the thread (not that you should phrase it like that, but even if you are cool about it), preparing sofa bed is an obstacle...
                                                                                          My point was... if you really like fucking then you'll fuck her on a pile of rocks if necessary.

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                                                                                            • PR_Glen
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                              • 9058
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                              There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

                                                                                              Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

                                                                                              But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

                                                                                              You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

                                                                                              She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

                                                                                              She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
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                                                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SpicyM
                                                                                                  Convertible sofas suck. They are not made for regular sleeping. I had one that I used to sleep on every night and the mattres got fucked after a few months.
                                                                                                  For sure, nobody would buy real beds if sofa beds were as good
                                                                                                  The sofa function is inferior as well, since it has to be a sleeping function, the sofa is pretty hard. Not as actual sofas that are soft and comfy, sofa bed's sofa function is pretty stiff.

                                                                                                  Do not buy sofa bed if you don't have to due to limited space.

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                                                                                                    • nude images
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2017
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I prefer regular king-size bed for this pleasant activity.
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                                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by nude images
                                                                                                          I prefer regular king-size bed for this pleasant activity.
                                                                                                          No shit

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                                                                                                            • Bladewire
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                              • 56228
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                              If you read the thread you would know that the issue is not having sex on it, but transitioning from when you sit on the sofa part to opening it up and making a bed. Mood killer.
                                                                                                              You can't have any sort of meaningful fuck on a sofabed without wrecking it quickly.

                                                                                                              You can get maybe 10-15 fucks before the matress starts flattening from the combination of sweat & heat and compress the mattress at the pressure points where the mattress hits the support bars. Please, fuck on it. Wreck it then come complain


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                                                                                                                • 1-800-313-WETT
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2006
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Do it on the floor doggie style. why mess up the sheets lol
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                                                                                                                    • bronco67
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                      • 29032
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      The creation of this thread is proof no one is going to be getting fucked properly.

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                                                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                          • 29656
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by 1-800-313-WETT
                                                                                                                          Do it on the floor doggie style. why mess up the sheets lol
                                                                                                                          I do not care about messing up the sheets. Although I care about messing up the sofa if I am not using sheets.
                                                                                                                          And non natural flow of putting on the sheets while transitioning from sofa position is the core issue of this thread

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                                                                                                                            • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                              • 56228
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                                                              The creation of this thread is proof no one is going to be getting fucked properly.




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                                                                                                                                • RedFred
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2016
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.

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                                                                                                                                    • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 56228
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RedFred
                                                                                                                                      So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.
                                                                                                                                      He met a new little lady while out scavenging for mushrooms




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                                                                                                                                        • Look Chang
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Bed is the most dangerous piece of furniture, over 80% of people die in a bed. The dining table is more convenient for a hard fuck.

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                                                                                                                                            • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 56228
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                                                                              Bed is the most dangerous piece of furniture, over 80% of people die in a bed. The dining table is more convenient for a hard fuck.
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                                                                                                                                                • davidCRM
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                                                                                                                                                    • RedFred
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2016
                                                                                                                                                      • 9782
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      OP is sofa king broke.

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                                                                                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                          • 29656
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RedFred
                                                                                                                                                          So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.
                                                                                                                                                          It is due to the size of the studio:

                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mineistaken

                                                                                                                                                          Do not buy sofa bed if you don't have to due to limited space.
                                                                                                                                                          But you can now tell taht I can not afford more than a studio

                                                                                                                                                          Nice inventing, libby style

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                                                                                                                                                            • Kittens
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2016
                                                                                                                                                              • 1440
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Now I wanna get a sofa bed, because how quickly you think that bitch's panties will drop when you whisper in her ear "I hope you don't mind that my couch pulls out, because I don't."

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                                                                                                                                                                • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 38939
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Actually, I think a sofa bed could be really cool.

                                                                                                                                                                  After you shit the bed during the night, just fold it up back into the sofa, and viola! No cleanup needed

                                                                                                                                                                  Plus any guests you may have can play a fun game of locate the smell

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      What, you can't afford a real bed? Seriously?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                                                                                                          It's really a bed-sofa.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • sarettah
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 14293
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You need one of these:





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                                                                                                                                                                                • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 56228
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                                                                                                                                  You need one of these:





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                                                                                                                                                                                  But then he can't watch TV in bed and whatever guy is fucking him will want to watch porn while he does it guaranteed


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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ruff
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5507
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                                                                                                      Anybody used to have sex on a sofa bed?



                                                                                                                                                                                      Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

                                                                                                                                                                                      You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

                                                                                                                                                                                      So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

                                                                                                                                                                                      Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
                                                                                                                                                                                      With or without a girl?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 56228
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ruff
                                                                                                                                                                                          With or without a girl?
                                                                                                                                                                                          As you can tell from the pic of him below he's very gay no females involved in his love making.





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                                                                                                                                                                                                  just buy a new sofa each time

                                                                                                                                                                                                  it can't be that often ;p
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