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cheekycherry · 04-20-2003, 02:57 PM

Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her).

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

She's now got an insatiable appetite for sex...

Tonight, I said no! I refused to fuck her

I'm proud of myself, but slightly regretting it now. Prolly gonna have a crafty wank.

Ladies, the power has been returned to the man!

badmunchkin · 04-20-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her).

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

She's now got an insatiable appetite for sex...

Tonight, I said no! I refused to fuck her

I'm proud of myself, but slightly regretting it now. Prolly gonna have a crafty wank.

Ladies, the power has been returned to the man!

So share with us your foolproof technique, oh enlightened one...

detoxed · 04-20-2003, 03:01 PM

penis enlargement surgery

Kristoffer · 04-20-2003, 03:01 PM

I can make myself cum all by myself within a minute

a1ka1ine · 04-20-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her).

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

She's now got an insatiable appetite for sex...

Tonight, I said no! I refused to fuck her

I'm proud of myself, but slightly regretting it now. Prolly gonna have a crafty wank.

Ladies, the power has been returned to the man!

you said no? wow.. i wish i got to that stage. at the moment ill fuck anything in a skirt and with a pulse. well.. hm. still warm is ok i guess. just no stiffies *shudder*

arg · 04-20-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by badmunchkin
So share with us your foolproof technique, oh enlightened one...

Why do I get the feeling you're going to need a credit card to find out?

cheekycherry · 04-20-2003, 03:04 PM

Women hold too much power over men through the use of sex... We men have got to revolt. get back in the driving seat...

Try saying no for once, it makes em go all googley and REALLY pissed off! hehehe

Now she knows how I felt!

cheekycherry · 04-20-2003, 03:05 PM

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Why do I get the feeling you're going to need a credit card to find out?

lol... Nope, not spamming at all matey. Just reaching out to my fellow brothers. Can't share techniques, it's so simple you'd laugh.

badmunchkin · 04-20-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by arg

Why do I get the feeling you're going to need a credit card to find out?

yea, I get the feeling this thread is a sneaky spam. Any minute now, he'll post a link where we can "learn his secrets"! How he went from a dud to a stud in 1 day...

badmunchkin · 04-20-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by cheekycherry

lol... Nope, not spamming at all matey. Just reaching out to my fellow brothers. Can't share techniques, it's so simple you'd laugh.

well you're not really reaching out "matey" if you don't want to share with the brotherhood. Are we talking about techniques orally or with actual intercourse? Spill it.

a1ka1ine · 04-20-2003, 03:12 PM

actually good point.

if you start a thread with a "secret" and then dont tell you will be despised by the gfy horde!

easyfun · 04-20-2003, 03:13 PM

When my wife says "no" she always means it -
When I say "no" - I am heading for an argument! So best just to lay back and look at the gorky smile on her face while she roggers the shit out of me - !!

Darren · 04-20-2003, 03:25 PM

as a loveable competitor CheekyCherry i demand u share this technique with me.... did this technique work on thoese 2 girls and that horse as well ?

did u get technique from www.theultimatesexguide.com $28 per a signup ? - <<< well if anyones going to spam its me >>>

Triple 6 · 04-20-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by cheekycherry

lol... Nope, not spamming at all matey. Just reaching out to my fellow brothers. Can't share techniques, it's so simple you'd laugh.

you got no secret

badmunchkin · 04-20-2003, 03:30 PM

I'm sure this is something that we all know already but to say that you've got a "secret" technique & then not to share it is

stanton · 04-20-2003, 03:34 PM

secret supposed to be a secret

Funbrunette · 04-20-2003, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

You busy later tonight?

stanton · 04-20-2003, 03:53 PM

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

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did you finally figure it out where to put your dick?

SoBeGirl Video · 04-20-2003, 03:57 PM

My girlfriend says that if you were her boyfriend she would cut off your dick with siccors. Oh, well, sorry but I have to go now. My girlfriend needs my dick...

easyfun · 04-20-2003, 04:00 PM

Tell her to use a spoon to stir her tea with!

foreverjason · 04-20-2003, 04:00 PM

fuck man, i got to do that sometime to my girlfriend.

cheekycherry · 04-20-2003, 04:02 PM

Quote:

as a loveable competitor CheekyCherry i demand u share this technique with me.... did this technique work on thoese 2 girls and that horse as well ?

LOL Daz, I told you I'm trying to forget that night!!!

Jakke PNG · 04-20-2003, 04:03 PM

I don't give my GF enough sex.

cheekycherry · 04-20-2003, 04:10 PM

Badmunchkin, your hate posts make you sound really bad in bed.

Buy Daz's guide mate, that might help. And it has some cool vids of a fat bitch fake fucking some tattoo parlour dude.

strobi · 04-20-2003, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Women hold too much power over men through the use of sex... We men have got to revolt. get back in the driving seat...

Try saying no for once, it makes em go all googley and REALLY pissed off! hehehe

Now she knows how I felt!

My live changed since I said no!

dig420 · 04-20-2003, 04:23 PM

fingers tight on either side of the clit, not right on it

badmunchkin · 04-20-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Badmunchkin, your hate posts make you sound really bad in bed.

Buy Daz's guide mate, that might help. And it has some cool vids of a fat bitch fake fucking some tattoo parlour dude.

haha, not a hate post, bro, I just think it's lame to post a "secret" technique thread & then not mention it. I can always make a girl cum, I'm esp. the all-knowing master of cunnilingus, but it usually takes more then a few minutes & I can't imagine you have found a technique that makes every women cum in a few minutes. It must just be something your girl in particular likes. All women are different, it's good fun to find the right buttons to push for each one. Because I love to make women cum I always want to hear a new trick, but I think the real reason you're not posting it is 'cuz you're full of shit or don't want to be laughed off the board when you reveal what it really is.

a1ka1ine · 04-20-2003, 04:45 PM

fuck i just turned down sex too!

shit she was minging tho but she says shes coming round i said come round and im not answering the door she said she was pissed.. and hung up

i fuckin hope she doesnt turn up.. :-/

foe · 04-20-2003, 04:47 PM

What are the techniques

Gutterboy · 04-20-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

found her massager eh?

Validus · 04-20-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
penis enlargement surgery

haha.. I honestly don't think there is such a thing.

Darren · 04-20-2003, 05:10 PM

yes there is....

Jakke PNG · 04-20-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Validus

haha.. I honestly don't think there is such a thing.

Umm... honestly?
There is.

sync · 04-20-2003, 05:59 PM

Hey guys look, this is a funny ass thread so I thought I'd respond.

Practice makes perfect. Chicks love to have sensation all over, so if you can do acrobatic moves while your cock is still inside your all set. But problem is it feels so damn good so unless you had sex like 3,000 times or so you can't really master this technique. But you can give it a shot next time move from side to side + in and out + up and down and then try 8 balls try just a bit in; try just a bit out. If you can do this for 10 mins, and most guys can't you'll have em cum like 5x over.

So the trick is practice makes perfect, and yeah i have bitches asking for sex0ring all the time, but they dont always get it. Gets em horny but that's the way it should be

Brat · 04-20-2003, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
fingers tight on either side of the clit, not right on it

*gasp*

you have found the secret to a woman's orgasm

seriously though, that's exactly where it is for me. not ON the clit but around it with pressure.

jimmy3way · 04-20-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
What are the techniques

It's all about the little man in the boat.

IntenseCash · 04-20-2003, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoBeGirl Video
My girlfriend says that if you were her boyfriend she would cut off your dick with siccors. Oh, well, sorry but I have to go now. My girlfriend needs my dick...

hahahaha

Man I gotta find a gf

MuleScrote · 04-20-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her).

I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time.

She's now got an insatiable appetite for sex...

Tonight, I said no! I refused to fuck her

I'm proud of myself, but slightly regretting it now. Prolly gonna have a crafty wank.

Ladies, the power has been returned to the man!

I hate to break it to you, but I just went through my records and your girlfriend bought a sex help guide form us last week.

The Title:
"Fake Orgasms: How to fool your half-twit lover"

Jon · 04-20-2003, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Women hold too much power over men through the use of sex... We men have got to revolt. get back in the driving seat...

Try saying no for once, it makes em go all googley and REALLY pissed off! hehehe

Now she knows how I felt!

If you keep doing it and she dumps you I will laugh my ass off!

asuna · 04-20-2003, 07:18 PM

She didnt get it from you, she's gonna go get it from someone else.. hold on theres a knock at the door

SomeCreep · 04-20-2003, 07:27 PM

Biggy2 · 04-20-2003, 10:22 PM

sync -

the only thing you been "sex0ring" is virex - who you kidding

Cogitator · 04-20-2003, 10:27 PM

Yea I fucked her....

lazycash · 04-20-2003, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her).

Makes you wonder, if she wants it bad now, you must not have been giving it to her that good if she would go weeks without wanting it in the past.

69pornlinks · 04-20-2003, 11:34 PM

couldn't get it up huh

Petite LiL Flower · 04-21-2003, 12:18 AM

the trick?? is she masterbating during sex?? thats about the only way a women will cum in a few minutes EVERY time. but if that is the "trick", its not really a trick, but it does come highly recommended....by me!

k

mule · 04-21-2003, 12:44 AM

Damn, what's so cool about a woman having premature orgasms?
I prefer it if she takes ages.
I doubt if there's a "secret technique" that will work with everyone though, all the women I've slept with liked radically different things. What gets one off could very easily piss another off.

foolio · 04-21-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by asuna
She didnt get it from you, she's gonna go get it from someone else.. hold on theres a knock at the door

lol!

I get seconds!

Sarah_Jayne · 04-21-2003, 01:30 AM

and the first thing you did was come on GFY and tell the world. Hmm, she is going to love you.

cheekycherry · 04-23-2003, 08:31 AM

As I'm not a board whore, I forgot about this thread till just now... Well, due to being real busy over the past few days, I haven't fucked her... For the last few days and today...

SHE IS BEGGING ME TO!!!

Who's the daddy?

I am baby, I am!

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	I just turned down sex! Been with my girlfriend years, and for years, she has gotten sex when she wanted it, not when I did. I have gone days/weeks/months in the past without it (yes, I don't know why I'm still with her). I just learned some new techniques and I can make her cum within a few mins every time. She's now got an insatiable appetite for sex... Tonight, I said no! I refused to fuck her I'm proud of myself, but slightly regretting it now. Prolly gonna have a crafty wank. Ladies, the power has been returned to the man!

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Women hold too much power over men through the use of sex... We men have got to revolt. get back in the driving seat... Try saying no for once, it makes em go all googley and REALLY pissed off! hehehe Now she knows how I felt!

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Badmunchkin, your hate posts make you sound really bad in bed. Buy Daz's guide mate, that might help. And it has some cool vids of a fat bitch fake fucking some tattoo parlour dude.

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a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	fuck i just turned down sex too! shit she was minging tho but she says shes coming round i said come round and im not answering the door she said she was pissed.. and hung up i fuckin hope she doesnt turn up.. :-/

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