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Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2003, 05:48 PM

I heard that a good percentage of people who would never steal in life would have no problem scammin online. Case and point.

Everyday I get about 3-4 "Where is my order" emails.

Our system puts tracking on evry parcel we send out electronically to the usps systems. So I check my logs and 9 times out of ten what do I see?

"Item was delivered at so and so." and when i email them this info theie package mysteriosly appears. Just goes to show you.

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2003, 05:49 PM

you bastard fuck

asuna · 04-23-2003, 05:52 PM

send them some sperm next time

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
you bastard fuck

STOP iming me man I told you its over .NO MORE GUIDO DING DONG FOR YOU

Stashi · 04-23-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Everyday I get about 3-4 "Where is my order" emails.

Our system puts tracking on evry parcel we send out electronically to the usps systems. So I check my logs and 9 times out of ten what do I see?

"Item was delivered at so and so." and when i email them this info theie package mysteriosly appears. Just goes to show you.

I dont get as many, but i do get the same thing with my dvd site.

people always yappin they dont have it, then i tell them it was sent x/x/xx and all of a sudden it shows up 3 days later, lol

Dveron · 04-23-2003, 05:53 PM

Hey guido...where the fuck is my order? Don't give me any of this tracking code bullshit either..I know you're trying to fuck me.

TheJimmy · 04-23-2003, 05:54 PM

I hope you got their emails ;)

For wasting your time checking their attempted scam on you I'm sure you could find ways of making that money/time back

surfer fraud is a huge issue that won't ever be addressed until it severely impacts mainstream sites...

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
I hope you got their emails ;)

For wasting your time checking their attempted scam on you I'm sure you could find ways of making that money/time back

surfer fraud is a huge issue that won't ever be addressed until it severely impacts mainstream sites...

I have a template email saying that I am contacting the postal inspectors and their cc company and notifying them that they comiitted mail fraud. Once this idiot must have gotten scared adn emailed me back apologizing and shit. I had my brother write the emails he is more articualte than a guido like me

Pipecrew · 04-23-2003, 05:56 PM

I've ordered shit from companies online that get suspicious when i actually DONT get my stuff and i am honest about it.

Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
I've ordered shit from companies online that get suspicious when i actually DONT get my stuff and i am honest about it.

Pipcrew

They probably get alot of scammers and sometimes the honest people who really did not get it, fall in the same thing. I am the same way I treat it all as ascam till i see any evidence that says otherwise. Money is money man cant be giving away merchandise or my time for free

TheJimmy · 04-23-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I have a template email saying that I am contacting the postal inspectors and their cc company and notifying them that they comiitted mail fraud. Once this idiot must have gotten scared adn emailed me back apologizing and shit. I had my brother write the emails he is more articualte than a guido like me

Good man, a little pressure/scare tactics is good enough then...

Hopefully they'll think twice about it the next time they order something online.

49thParallel · 04-23-2003, 06:28 PM

Boy, where did the consumer learn these dirty tricks...oh yah...from all the scamming scumbags who run most of the major adult sites.

stocktrader23 · 04-23-2003, 06:30 PM

I had similar results with ebay. Many orders were too small to put tracking on so I just sent them another and went about my business.

12clicks · 04-26-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
Boy, where did the consumer learn these dirty tricks...oh yah...from all the scamming scumbags who run most of the major adult sites.

Don't you have burgers to flip, moron?

EscortBiz · 04-26-2003, 10:32 AM

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SykkBoy · 04-26-2003, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
Boy, where did the consumer learn these dirty tricks...oh yah...from all the scamming scumbags who run most of the major adult sites.

hahahah, man, you are the most entertaining poster on this board since spacedog......

do you really think consumer fraud is an internet phenomenon? Have you ever worked in the mail order business? or any other type of business where there is no face to face sale?

mule · 04-26-2003, 10:37 AM

Where's my parcel???

Dj Furious · 04-26-2003, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I heard that a good percentage of people who would never steal in life would have no problem scammin online. Case and point.

Everyday I get about 3-4 "Where is my order" emails.

Our system puts tracking on evry parcel we send out electronically to the usps systems. So I check my logs and 9 times out of ten what do I see?

"Item was delivered at so and so." and when i email them this info theie package mysteriosly appears. Just goes to show you.

Stop selling soccer balls online!

Number1Thumb · 04-26-2003, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
Boy, where did the consumer learn these dirty tricks...oh yah...from all the scamming scumbags who run most of the major adult sites.

LOL OMG

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