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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: New York
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Of Course I Don't Look Busy
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD T HINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN FT** |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: FL
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Location: New York
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Just a small note, your Caps Lock is on
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny San Diego
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These all sound like bumper stickers or something..
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: California
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Yeah and "BALLS cried the Queen.....If she had 2 she would be KING"
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL SHE SLAPS YOU ACROSS THE FOREHEAD.
I guess you'd have to know what a tea bag is to get it, but who here doesn't? |
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Answer your emails
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