Finding The Perfect Lover - GoFuckYourself.com

OzKaNoz · 04-23-2003, 10:38 AM

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover.
After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
He says, "I'm here about your ad."
Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"
"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.
"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.
"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.
Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"
He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Oz

Cheshire · 04-23-2003, 10:42 AM

Nice!

Nosmo King · 04-23-2003, 11:17 AM

I don't get it.

Scott McD · 04-23-2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nosmo King
I don't get it.

Cock,

It be big...

eraman · 04-23-2003, 11:31 AM

Thats pretty funny!

04-23-2003, 10:38 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Finding The Perfect Lover A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "I'm here about your ad." Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?" "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies. "Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires. "I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

04-23-2003, 10:42 AM	#2
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Nice! __________________ just a little bit naughty

04-23-2003, 11:31 AM	#5
eraman Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: there are purple hills Posts: 62	Thats pretty funny! __________________ <embed src="http://www.extremepaychecks.com/extreme.swf" quality=high width="160" height="120" style='marign: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 120px; height: 60px; text-align: left; clear: left'></embed> Extreme Paychecks.com

04-23-2003, 11:17 AM	#3
Nosmo King Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 33	I don't get it.