Doesnt matter! We're all too far invested in this!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Everytime she shits your mother wishes she aborted you.

Killing yourself sucks. Go have sex or something.

check GOT

Trying to imagine a situation where a friend (would he even know what kind of place gfy is, assuming laptop is open on it, let alone why would he think it is a funny idea to joke about suicide and not some other actually funny thing).

More plausible would be you were drunk/hight and had dark thoughts.

That helps ...

Instead of taking the bus, throw yourself under the bus. You're welcome.

Well.. It was a friend and he knows GFY because it's also an ex adult webmaster that doesn't work in adult anymore. He knows I like GFY and he thought this was a funny prank. The truth is that he was drunk and this seemed funny at the time. He regrets it now...

I can assure you I don't have any dark thoughts. My life is going great. :thumbsup

Now I really don't want to die :pimp

If it was your friend, this was a bad joke..

Never leave drunk friends unattended with your phone, computer, pets, boyfriend or car :1orglaugh

How the hell would you know?
Fuck off

Goodness :thumbsup

how about this carbon body/carbon wheels bad boy:

http://cdn.bmwblog.com/wp-content/up...BMW-HP4-15.jpg


if your friend wants to kill himself he will surely change his mind after riding this one...or die after the first missed curve :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nothing matters and who wants the training wheels

how about this 300HP bad boy, goes 400km/h in like 26 seconds :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wqFODEvWslI/maxresdefault.jpg

Speaking of bikes, how the fuck do these spokeless wheels work?

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...c7bf0c172.webp

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_S0f-AWxKVdM/SY...jpg?imgmax=800

300HP on a bike?
That should be ridiculous
Now that seems like a good idea :thumbsup

can you take Volkert van de Graaff on the way out.
Than you will be remembered as an hero.

I don't like the centerless wheels...it sucks for many reasons, first of all it is not the optimal way to attach a suspension to it...second the brakes may have a wider radius for the "discs" but the rigidity of the whole thing is suspect at best...braking from say 300km/h, requires tremendous stopping power....third, I am 100% sure that wheels with a center are more rigid in every way...would not ride...


the regular 200hp bikes are too much LOL the 300hp is plain ridiculous...but hey if you are going to off yourself I suggest you go out in a blaze of glory :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am a death wish so we generally die that way
Or a woman murders us in a sexy way

"All talk and no trousers" ...

Nice to hear then :thumbsup

That has to be one of the most embarrassing movie lines ever ...

I hope you are kidding, don't have the time to read the whole thread and get mad on the lots of possible retarded evil comments, but Life is Beautiful, we live in probably the best time on Earth, and you are the citizen of the most adorable country in the world. :2 cents: :pimp

Someone was allegedly fucking around with his GFY account ...