Hot or Not Alternative style tutorial video for Velvet Wordpress theme - GoFuckYourself.com

blackmonsters · 05-31-2018, 07:20 AM

It started out as a joke; but then I liked it.
If nothing else, you should get a good laugh at how cool "I think" I sound.

The idea is for the narrator to sound super laid back, like this is the "coolest" thing in the world.
Imagine if Snoop dog was selling cam site software. That's the concept I was shooting for.
Yes, I already know I'm not as cool as Snoop Dog. I'm a developer; geeze!

I actually think the viewer will watch it longer because of curiosity.
I should have written some decent "lyrics" so forgive me for "free styling".

So now, presenting for your pleasure. Velvet Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_Dk8EoBLM

Bladewire · 05-31-2018, 07:27 AM

Damn that voice, like smooth velvet sliding down your throat on a hot summer night 🔥🔥🔥

blackmonsters · 05-31-2018, 08:48 AM

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Damn that voice, like smooth velvet sliding down your throat on a hot summer night 🔥🔥🔥

bns666 · 05-31-2018, 09:01 AM

nice, i like thumb ads.

blackmonsters · 05-31-2018, 01:03 PM

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nice, i like thumb ads.

Works great on cellphones that scroll past the top ad before the page even gets loaded.

Bladewire · 05-31-2018, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Works great on cellphones that scroll past the top ad before the page even gets loaded.

blackmonsters · 06-01-2018, 08:32 AM

Get Velvet : 200 Thumbnail ads ration

Example : http://one.illsex.com

NoWhErE · 06-01-2018, 09:43 AM

I get the idea you were going for. I think whats missing is some flow. You could easily bring down an 11 minute video to 3-4 minutes and cut out all the empty space while keeping it interesting.

blackmonsters · 06-01-2018, 03:40 PM

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I get the idea you were going for. I think whats missing is some flow. You could easily bring down an 11 minute video to 3-4 minutes and cut out all the empty space while keeping it interesting.

I better take it easy on the flow. That might be the thin line between "not that bad for a developer", and being a bad rapper.

CaptainHowdy · 06-02-2018, 01:24 PM

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blackmonsters · 06-02-2018, 01:36 PM

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Well, I was aiming more for a Snoop Dog feel; but fuck it, Barry White is good enough.

blackmonsters · 07-22-2018, 12:26 PM

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05-31-2018, 07:20 AM	#1
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,645	Alternative style tutorial video for Velvet Wordpress theme It started out as a joke; but then I liked it. If nothing else, you should get a good laugh at how cool "I think" I sound. The idea is for the narrator to sound super laid back, like this is the "coolest" thing in the world. Imagine if Snoop dog was selling cam site software. That's the concept I was shooting for. Yes, I already know I'm not as cool as Snoop Dog. I'm a developer; geeze! I actually think the viewer will watch it longer because of curiosity. I should have written some decent "lyrics" so forgive me for "free styling". So now, presenting for your pleasure. Velvet Rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_Dk8EoBLM __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

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06-01-2018, 08:32 AM	#7
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,645	Get Velvet : 200 Thumbnail ads ration Example : http://one.illsex.com __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

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05-31-2018, 07:27 AM	#2
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	Damn that voice, like smooth velvet sliding down your throat on a hot summer night 🔥🔥🔥

06-01-2018, 09:43 AM	#8
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,412	I get the idea you were going for. I think whats missing is some flow. You could easily bring down an 11 minute video to 3-4 minutes and cut out all the empty space while keeping it interesting.