President Bush dies, and...... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 04-21-2003, 12:07 AM

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil."You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decided who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge Hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"

theking · 04-21-2003, 12:10 AM

Good one. By the way Monica is supposed to be hosting some new reality show coming out on FOX. I didn't get all of the details, wasn't paying that much attention.

Honeyslut · 04-21-2003, 12:17 AM

The show's called Mr. Personality.. They were masks and date the girl.

There is a sign at a house on highway 49 that says " Hey georgie wanna another pretzel " then a peace sign..

jact · 04-21-2003, 12:18 AM

heehee

Honeyslut · 04-21-2003, 12:20 AM

LOL

The guy who wrote is about 70/80 ish..

CDSmith · 04-21-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Good one. By the way Monica is supposed to be hosting some new reality show coming out on FOX. I didn't get all of the details, wasn't paying that much attention.

I think I did see a blurb about that on tv last week. Like you, I didn't soak up any details though.

I'm sure it will be a smoking hit.

CDSmith · 04-21-2003, 03:51 PM

BUSH & THE POPE

The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht. They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat (zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care of this."

Bush steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water, walks out a ways and picks up the hat. Back on board, he hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the Washington Post carries the story complete with photos under the heading "BUSH CAN'T SWIM."

foreverjason · 04-21-2003, 03:55 PM

a1ka1ine · 04-21-2003, 03:56 PM

ahhh funny stuff :-)

04-21-2003, 12:07 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	President Bush dies, and...... George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil."You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decided who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said."I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge Hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-21-2003, 12:10 AM	#2
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Good one. By the way Monica is supposed to be hosting some new reality show coming out on FOX. I didn't get all of the details, wasn't paying that much attention. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

04-21-2003, 12:17 AM	#3
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	The show's called Mr. Personality.. They were masks and date the girl. There is a sign at a house on highway 49 that says " Hey georgie wanna another pretzel " then a peace sign.. __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

04-21-2003, 12:18 AM	#4
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Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	LOL The guy who wrote is about 70/80 ish.. __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

04-21-2003, 03:51 PM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	BUSH & THE POPE The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht. They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat (zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care of this." Bush steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water, walks out a ways and picks up the hat. Back on board, he hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence. The next morning the Washington Post carries the story complete with photos under the heading "BUSH CAN'T SWIM." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-21-2003, 03:55 PM	#8
foreverjason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,452	lol

04-21-2003, 03:56 PM	#9
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	ahhh funny stuff :-)