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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20960
    #1

    I put broccoli in a bowl with a small amount of water...

    Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

    Then,

    I ate it.

    Just saying.
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    • Goethe
      So Fuckin' Bored
      • Nov 2014
      • 1101
      #2
      Good use of transitions will enliven your writing:

      Firstly, I put broccoli in a bowl with some water. Then I put the bowl in the microwave for one minute. Finally, I ate it.

      Yeah I'm that bored
      yes

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20960
          #3
          Originally posted by Goethe
          Good use of transitions will enliven your writing:

          Firstly, I put broccoli in a bowl with some water. Then I put the bowl in the microwave for one minute. Finally, I ate it.

          Yeah I'm that bored
          Fuck it.

          Just saying.
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            • NatalieK
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              • Apr 2010
              • 20106
              #4
              My partner did the same with peas & added turkey to the sandwich he made...

              I fucking hate peas
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                • blackmonsters
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 20960
                  #5
                  Originally posted by GspotProductions
                  My partner did the same with peas & added turkey to the sandwich he made...

                  I fucking hate peas
                  You forgot to say "just saying"

                  Just saying.
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                    • Bladewire
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56228
                      #6
                      When I was a kid I was a sleepwalker and woke up one night to cold air on my face and frozen peas spilling all over my naked feet. I hated peas as a kid but in my sleep I evedently went to the freezer to get some.

                      Speaking of sleepwalking, does anyone else know the horror of waking up in the woods in the middle of the night? I've heard of people getting hit by cars while sleepwalking.


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                        • JesseQuinn
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                          • Aug 2012
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                          #7
                          I had some delicious steamed broccoli last night, didn't make it though. cutting, washing, cooking stuff is just not something I can force myself to enjoy. props to those who do get into it though.

                          had it with carrots, cauliflower and zucchini (all local and so tasty and fresh) and a damn good bloody mary on the side

                          glass of fresh watermelon juice for dessert

                          perfect and zero dishes to wash

                          just saying =p
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                            • pimpmaster9000
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                              • Dec 2011
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                              #8
                              Kale and one banana in a blender and some water...maybe some lemon juice...1min meal...
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                                • Bladewire
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                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56228
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by crucifissio
                                  Kale and one banana in a blender and some water...maybe some lemon juice...1min meal...
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                                    • blackmonsters
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 20960
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Bladewire
                                      You're so Gay 🔥🔥🔥
                                      Stop calling people gay because they eat bananas;
                                      just call them crazy for eating kale.


                                      Just saying.
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                                        • Bladewire
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 56228
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                          Stop calling people Gay because they eat bananas;
                                          just call them crazy for eating kale.


                                          Just saying.
                                          Good point he's a crazy kale eating guy that loves bananas and posts about butt rape a lot.


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                                            • blackmonsters
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Bladewire
                                              Good point he's a crazy kale eating guy that loves bananas and posts about butt rape a lot.





                                              You are annoying.


                                              Just saying.
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                                                • pimpmaster9000
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                                                  • Dec 2011
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                                                  #13
                                                  It is a highly nutritious 1min meal the banana neutralises the kale taste...it actually tastes nice...add some lemon or grape juice and it is A1...be generous with the kale don't be a puss...
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                                                    • Bladewire
                                                      StraightBro
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 56228
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                      You are annoying.

                                                      Just saying.
                                                      I find glee in my ability to stir emotion in your bland watered down broccoli life ✌️👾


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                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 20960
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                          I find glee in my ability to stir emotion in your bland watered down broccoli life ✌️👾
                                                          As I stated, "with a small amount of water".
                                                          So clearly my broccoli life is not watered down.


                                                          Just saying.
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                                                            • Bladewire
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                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 56228
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                              As I stated, "with a small amount of water".
                                                              So clearly my broccoli life is not watered down.


                                                              Just saying.
                                                              I saw your Facebook post and that was the sadest piece of overcooked soggy broccoli I've ever seen




                                                              My broccoli is happy and healthy, all my veggies are, it's like a party in your mouth.





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                                                                • RyuLion
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bon Appetite..

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                                                                    • NatalieK
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                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                      • 20106
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                      You forgot to say "just saying"

                                                                      Just saying.
                                                                      I thought "I fucking hate peas" would be enough
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                                                                        • LovinNothin
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                                                                          • Dec 2015
                                                                          • 565
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                          Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

                                                                          Then,

                                                                          I ate it.

                                                                          Just saying.
                                                                          You're eating dead bulk matter.

                                                                          The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

                                                                          Just sayin.

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                                                                            • blackmonsters
                                                                              Making PHP work
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 20960
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                              Bon Appetite..
                                                                              Don't say anything that sounds like "bone" appetite around bladewire.


                                                                              Just saying.
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                                                                                • Bladewire
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 56228
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by LovinNothin
                                                                                  You're eating dead bulk matter.

                                                                                  The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

                                                                                  Just sayin.
                                                                                  I think you're jealous because you can't eat broccoli with your false teeth.



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                                                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by LovinNothin
                                                                                      You're eating dead bulk matter.

                                                                                      The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

                                                                                      Just sayin.
                                                                                      I keep my bulk matter in my jock strap.

                                                                                      Just saying.
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                                                                                        • Colmike9
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I prefer mine with a little bit of butter and a bunch of melted cheddar.

                                                                                          Just sayin'
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                                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                              I think you're jealous because you can't eat broccoli with your false teeth.
                                                                                              Probably true if you cooked his broccoli after tossing his salad.


                                                                                              Just saying.
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                                                                                                • Bladewire
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 56228
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                  I prefer mine with a little bit of butter and a bunch of melted cheddar.

                                                                                                  Just sayin'
                                                                                                  Most cheese nowadays has plastic fillers.



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                                                                                                    • Colmike9
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2011
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                                      Most cheese nowadays has plastic fillers.

                                                                                                      I get real cheese, just sayin'
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                                                                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                          I prefer mine with a little bit of butter and a bunch of melted cheddar.

                                                                                                          Just sayin'
                                                                                                          That wouldn't be full vegetarian because it includes dairy.


                                                                                                          Just saying.
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                                                                                                            • Colmike9
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2011
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                              That wouldn't be full vegetarian because it includes dairy.


                                                                                                              Just saying.
                                                                                                              Plants have feelings, too.

                                                                                                              Just sayin'
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                                                                                                                • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                  • 56228
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                  That wouldn't be full vegetarian because it includes dairy.


                                                                                                                  Just saying.
                                                                                                                  Processed cheese is plastic, not dairy






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                                                                                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                                      I get real cheese, just sayin'
                                                                                                                      You won't have real cheese anymore if you clean under the foreskin.


                                                                                                                      Just saying.
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                                                                                                                        • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                          You won't have real cheese anymore if you clean under the foreskin.


                                                                                                                          Just saying.
                                                                                                                          There's a good "Yo mama" joke there, but I don't want to break a GFY rule..

                                                                                                                          Just sayin'
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                                                                                                                            • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                              #32





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                                                                                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                                                  There's a good "Yo mama" joke there, but I don't want to break a GFY rule..

                                                                                                                                  Just sayin'
                                                                                                                                  Yo daddy!




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                                                                                                                                    • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                                      • 7230
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                      Yo daddy!




                                                                                                                                      Just saying.
                                                                                                                                      My dad died when he was a toddler..
                                                                                                                                      Just sayin'


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                                                                                                                                        • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 56228
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                                                          My dad died when he was a toddler..
                                                                                                                                          Just sayin'


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                                                                                                                                            • 1215
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 2408
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              This should be in the top 3 for post of the year.
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                                                                                                                                                • JesseQuinn
                                                                                                                                                  feeding the wolves
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2012
                                                                                                                                                  • 6619
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by LovinNothin
                                                                                                                                                  You're eating dead bulk matter.

                                                                                                                                                  The microwaves destroy the nutrients and vitamins in the broccoli.

                                                                                                                                                  Just sayin.


                                                                                                                                                  licks lips and plots the death of life

                                                                                                                                                  for real though, you know there's actually consensus to the contrary, no?

                                                                                                                                                  Microwaves: Do They Make Our Food Less Healthy?

                                                                                                                                                  (link provided as example only)


                                                                                                                                                  for real if you're a raw foodist please share, if only for my own entertainment
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                                                                                                                                                    • JesseQuinn
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                                                                                                                      • 6619
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by 1215
                                                                                                                                                      This should be in the top 3 for post of the year.
                                                                                                                                                      really not the same without Coup posting his broccoli self in real life, Relic posting some dancehall that he doesn't really get but has good taste in and Miami posting...something obscene

                                                                                                                                                      alas

                                                                                                                                                      but a good thread nonetheless even though the OP apparently thrives on killing all the nutrients in his vegetables like some sort of genocidal army

                                                                                                                                                      just saying
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                                                                                                                                                        • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 56228
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                                                                                                                                                          really not the same without Coup posting his broccoli self in real life, Relic posting some dancehall that he doesn't really get but has good taste in and Miami posting...something obscene

                                                                                                                                                          alas

                                                                                                                                                          but a good thread nonetheless even though the OP apparently thrives on killing all the nutrients in his vegetables like some sort of genocidal army

                                                                                                                                                          just saying




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                                                                                                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I would bump this thread if I wanted to.

                                                                                                                                                              Just saying.
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                                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Don't own a microwave ...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 56228
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                                                      You won't have real cheese anymore if you clean under the foreskin.


                                                                                                                                                                      Just saying.
                                                                                                                                                                      Holy fuck!

                                                                                                                                                                      Cheesy!



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                                                                                                                                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                                                          Then put it in the microwave for 1 minute.

                                                                                                                                                                          Then,

                                                                                                                                                                          I ate it.

                                                                                                                                                                          Just saying.
                                                                                                                                                                          I did it again.

                                                                                                                                                                          This time with cheese on top.

                                                                                                                                                                          Just saying.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                                                              I did it again.

                                                                                                                                                                              This time with cheese on top.

                                                                                                                                                                              Just saying.
                                                                                                                                                                              Cheese makes it amazing.

                                                                                                                                                                              Just saying
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Bladewire
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45




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                                                                                                                                                                                    • BaldBastard
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      You should try it with Broccolini, its much more gay.

                                                                                                                                                                                      BTW that picture of your dish shows so much salt on it your asking for a heart split. Throw the salt away, and eat what ever you want.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              i cunt a4d any broccoli...

                                                                                                                                                                                              just saying...


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