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MrMaxwell · 06-13-2017, 12:53 AM

What had happened was, I didn't have a printer since, what ... 1998 .. it was a Deskjet 540 and I hated printers SO MUCH that I literally did not own one for say TWENTY YEARS. Well then I got the bright idea after my businesses crashed into hell, and I was pretty burned out on shipping big items and handling huge merchandise anyway, what the fuck now that I was feeling better and not as sick I'll start a printing business.

Well anyway I've been dicking around fucking around for several months and I had gotten a hold of some old skool wide format printers and by now I can take them apart and fuck all around with them and I actually can make printers work and do things now

But I'm starting out on a shoestring of garbage and I need bright ideas
I couldn't get a long with ebay and will probably have to walk away from that and say fuck it before it wastes any more of my patience as they just don't have traffic these days ESPECIALLY for small/new accounts
(You make money on prints/decals, as far as I can tell, the only way you do this by having a MASSIVE number of listings up at all times always which I can't do thanks to them, unfortunately.. I'm very good at using listing X and shit like that but they simply won't allow me to do much of shit at all )

Some of the decals I made sold but I don't really own any images or anything - some stuff is public domain so you can do what you want, as is most US GOV stuff as I understand it but there's just no traffic on ebay for prints or decals. Meanwhile I was selling spanking cartoon prints but then I pissed off one of the people who draws those and couldn't sell those any more. Which sucked since they seemed to sell.

I don't have a hard limit on the biz / ind categories but those listings are DEAD AS FUCK and I STILL have a tiny listing limit for normal ron listings

So some shit I was thinking about was approaching local schools and businesses, maybe making some sales via facepage groups, some shit like that ..... I don't know . . you know? But I like printing and I am going to be in the printing business SOME WAY and I would appreciate any bright ideas since you all failed to identify the ass I posted the other day.
Shit I can make is still pretty basic in terms of the bumper stickers and decals since I'm starting over on a God forsaken shoe string of fuck all, but, what I CAN make is pretty good and I'm printing extremely close to lab quality on the photographs by now.

GFY has NEVER let me down in terms of identifying a female ass and I was shocked by that so this is basically a way GFY could redeem itself, you know, by putting some big ideas together (coherent ones). If you manage to be the one who thinks of something that actually works out in reality I'll slide you a pile of cash and a piece of the money since I'm good like that due to being OLD SKOOL AS FUCK

This is some of the shit I've been doing | eBay
PS:
THERE IS NO MONEY IN EBAY*

*Without an old high limit account

stoka · 06-13-2017, 02:14 PM

if you need content to make more stuff i have lots of mainstream and some adult if not bump for you anyway

Bladewire · 06-13-2017, 02:24 PM

Political pins with pics of Trump in jail or Jess Sessions in jail or Flynn in jail with a minimum order of 10 or something to cover shipping costs etc.

Or

Postcards with with pics of Trump in jail or Jess Sessions in jail or Flynn in jail with a minimum order of 10 or something to cover shipping costs etc.

Smack dat · 06-13-2017, 02:39 PM

I have a few cool decals in my business.
One is a cartoon batman one. One is a window with a rainbow. The other is huge one with various coffee names. I have some writing, quotes and stuff and also some stickers which were advertised as decals but they are not. They are stickers and they suck cos they peel.

Anyway, I like the idea of going to businesses. Perhaps aim for new businesses, those just setting out as they usually are happier to splash cash for a new look.
Also, have the decals in a folder of some sorts with prices or a tablet.

If you can hang the decals for the customer too that would prob be a bonus.

CaptainHowdy · 06-13-2017, 03:22 PM

Overthinking isn't going to make you successful on the first place ...

Smack dat · 06-13-2017, 03:29 PM

Ok, just looked at the stuff you have listed and honestly I wouldn't buy any of it.

lezinterracial · 06-14-2017, 12:13 AM

I just bought a pic of the girl with the big butt.

BIG BUTT Picture non nude huge asses BOOTY sports girl Amazing PRINT xxx adult | eBay

Manfap · 06-14-2017, 12:30 AM

TWO BIG BUTTS Pictures 2 non nude huge asses booty booties pool PRINTs Pictures | eBay

isn't that a bangbros shoot?

NewNick · 06-14-2017, 12:49 AM

Baller.

CurrentlySober · 06-14-2017, 01:30 AM

Its like the reverse of the internet. Instead of showing us a sexy pic straight away on our screens, he wants us to pay him to print a tiny pic and then wait to receive it a few days later in he post...

Madness...

CaptainHowdy · 06-14-2017, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

isn't that a bangbros shoot?

onwebcam · 06-14-2017, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

THERE IS NO MONEY IN EBAY*

*Without an old high limit account

Some categories don't count against your limits. Focus on those.

My account is 15+ years old and only a $25k limit but I have well into 6 figures listed at the moment. Why sell prints for a few dollars when you can sell refurbed wide format printers for much more? You can't make money on ebay with nickel and dime items. Think bigger.

xXXtesy10 · 06-14-2017, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

TWO BIG BUTTS Pictures 2 non nude huge asses booty booties pool PRINTs Pictures | eBay

isn't that a bangbros shoot?

this just borrowed from them bro. top notch biz

shake · 06-14-2017, 09:01 AM

If you really want to get into printing, do signs and advertising for local businesses in your area. Knock on some doors with mockups for their business ready to go and start a conversation with them.

mineistaken · 06-14-2017, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I just bought a pic of the girl with the big butt.

BIG BUTT Picture non nude huge asses BOOTY sports girl Amazing PRINT xxx adult | eBay

Reading the description - wouldn't it make more sense to sell these signed? Like a chick herself would sell them, it should go for more

Of course I am sure this is being done, but why the fuck would anybody buy a print of some chick without that personal connection?

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Reading the description - wouldn't it make more sense to sell these signed? Like a chick herself would sell them, it should go for more

Of course I am sure this is being done, but why the fuck would anybody buy a print of some chick without that personal connection?

I don't know but I saw some asshole selling pictures of JACK MICKELSON the other day, some golfer buffoon, unsigned. And prints do sell if I could list massive numbers of listings
Signed would be better but who is going to sign anything for me though you know?

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake

If you really want to get into printing, do signs and advertising for local businesses in your area. Knock on some doors with mockups for their business ready to go and start a conversation with them.

I considered this - that is a good idea. Sending samples out to the schools and churches and lawyers and all

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

TWO BIG BUTTS Pictures 2 non nude huge asses booty booties pool PRINTs Pictures | eBay

isn't that a bangbros shoot?

Yeah I had bootlegged that one
I need to take those down is what I had better do
If they get mad at me I really might die of a fat in the ass female coming to kill me which I'm very suspicious of being my ultimate COD anyway

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewNick

Baller.

Yeah I had sold a print for two dollars today
THIS BOAT IS REAL

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka

if you need content to make more stuff i have lots of mainstream and some adult if not bump for you anyway

Cool do you have ICQ or an e mail or anything

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Political pins with pics of Trump in jail or Jess Sessions in jail or Flynn in jail with a minimum order of 10 or something to cover shipping costs etc.

Or

Postcards with with pics of Trump in jail or Jess Sessions in jail or Flynn in jail with a minimum order of 10 or something to cover shipping costs etc.

That kind of trash is what I wanted to do in the first place but I can't sell much in the categpries I am allowed to list in - -- the asstards selling hiliary for prison where that cunt belongs were making BANK right before the insurrection that's for sure
But the ones I put up didn't get shit
The ones I was able to list in good categories sold FAST but I was limited to TEN SALES PER MONTH back then FFS
God damned limits
I hate limits

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

I have a few cool decals in my business.
One is a cartoon batman one. One is a window with a rainbow. The other is huge one with various coffee names. I have some writing, quotes and stuff and also some stickers which were advertised as decals but they are not. They are stickers and they suck cos they peel.

Anyway, I like the idea of going to businesses. Perhaps aim for new businesses, those just setting out as they usually are happier to splash cash for a new look.
Also, have the decals in a folder of some sorts with prices or a tablet.

If you can hang the decals for the customer too that would prob be a bonus.

Just get you some Papilio vinyl - it is good shit
Or I can make you some since I could then get your money

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam

Some categories don't count against your limits. Focus on those.

My account is 15+ years old and only a $25k limit but I have well into 6 figures listed at the moment. Why sell prints for a few dollars when you can sell refurbed wide format printers for much more? You can't make money on ebay with nickel and dime items. Think bigger.

Yeah biz / ind has no hard limit. There's a soft limit, though, but a high one. Problem is AB testing kept showing me that I can get traffic to listings ANYWHERE BUT biz / ind for some reason
Where the fuck would I get old refurb wide printers? I could get them an refurbish them myself by now I'm good at fucking with the GOD DAMNED THINGS they're a WHORE to work on
I am in love with and NSFW with and RADIO EDIT with my PRO9000 though I love her I am in love for the first time ... I sold the R1800 you're right it sold fast BAM even though it was clogged into oblivion someone paid good money for the fucking thing. They needed the head for DTG stuff, I think

You CAN make money a few dollars at a time if you do VOLUME. Look at imagesfromhistory and some of those other motherfuckers they're making MONEY is what they're doing - you probably could as well since you seem pretty coherent.

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:34 PM

Selling prints is awesome for several reasons I won't even give away here but suffice it to say there's

0 inventory even when you have tens of thousands of items
0 work involved if you think of what I'm not going to discuss

JesseQuinn · 06-14-2017, 09:43 PM

currently you appear to be selling mostly kids clothes and school/office paraphernalia

the username 'choas under control' does NOT work with that, honestly were I an online/ebay shopper in the market for what you sell just based on the name alone I would have less trust in your ability to deliver. it's very good charlotte

so my free advice worth exactly that, change your seller name or switch strategy and market white rapper posters to suburban teenagers. their moms have money usually and find that stuff endearing

being real, you staying sober? without that everything else is futile.

wish ya luck, honestly

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

currently you appear to be selling mostly kids clothes and school/office paraphernalia

the username 'choas under control' does NOT work with that, honestly were I an online/ebay shopper in the market for what you sell just based on the name alone I would have less trust in your ability to deliver. it's very good charlotte

so my free advice worth exactly that, change your seller name or switch strategy and market white rapper posters to suburban teenagers. their moms have money usually and find that stuff endearing

being real, you staying sober? without that everything else is futile.

wish ya luck, honestly

Thank you Miss Jesse. Yes, unfortunately not only am I always sober these days but I can't even be a drunk when I have money again because of what it did to me last time I was drunk. I will always miss alcohol, so badly. Always.

What the hell is good charlotte? Anyway, it's a get smart name. That is a television program from back in the days only a fossil ass fossil like me would know about. I named the ebay store thing picturethisprints but I only subscribed to stores in order to be allowed to use "promoted listings" really

The reason I have been selling horrible garbage like these God forsaken planners and jeans is it's all I really had so it's on there is why (I am completely out of ALL types of computer equipment and ram 100%)

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 09:54 PM

This was get smart
The good guys worked for CONTROL and the villian people worked for a CHAOS, you see

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 10:08 PM

lezinterracial · 06-14-2017, 10:32 PM

I don't know how this relates to girls from "Get Smart".

But Sylvia Kristel (Emmanuelle) was in "The Nude Bomb"

I loved Sylvia Kristel.

MrMaxwell · 06-14-2017, 10:35 PM

I agree with you them old timey bitches was so much hotter and sexier than these hoes these days that's for sure real talk they were

stoka · 06-15-2017, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Cool do you have ICQ or an e mail or anything

sending you pm

lock · 06-15-2017, 03:04 AM

Well I would design a brochure that advertises you make brochures and pay the paper boy to add them to his run.

CaptainHowdy · 06-15-2017, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

'cholas under control'

onwebcam · 06-15-2017, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I am in love with and NSFW with and RADIO EDIT with my PRO9000 though I love her I am in love for the first time ... I sold the R1800 you're right it sold fast BAM even though it was clogged into oblivion someone paid good money for the fucking thing. They needed the head for DTG stuff, I think

You can buy the shit all day long for little to nothing. If you want to buy it try government liquidations/auctions. If you want it free set up a recycling service.

JesseQuinn · 06-15-2017, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm really disappointed, I thought we agreed to keep our ish private?

fyi el C is the turquoise bangs in real life

MrMaxwell · 06-19-2017, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

It's so hard in the ddddddddd

MrMaxwell · 06-19-2017, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam

You can buy the shit all day long for little to nothing. If you want to buy it try government liquidations/auctions. If you want it free set up a recycling service.

I tried computer recyclers and all kinds of morons and couldn't find much

MrMaxwell · 06-22-2017, 03:24 AM

I think that the reason I cannot find them used is because everyone cannibalizes the printheads for DTG printing is what happens OR they sell them and discard the printer itself

MrMaxwell · 06-22-2017, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka

sending you pm

My ebay account isn't working out so until I have a way of selling the prints I probably won't be very useful - but thanks!!

06-13-2017, 12:53 AM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Need ideas for my printing business What had happened was, I didn't have a printer since, what ... 1998 .. it was a Deskjet 540 and I hated printers SO MUCH that I literally did not own one for say TWENTY YEARS. Well then I got the bright idea after my businesses crashed into hell, and I was pretty burned out on shipping big items and handling huge merchandise anyway, what the fuck now that I was feeling better and not as sick I'll start a printing business. Well anyway I've been dicking around fucking around for several months and I had gotten a hold of some old skool wide format printers and by now I can take them apart and fuck all around with them and I actually can make printers work and do things now But I'm starting out on a shoestring of garbage and I need bright ideas I couldn't get a long with ebay and will probably have to walk away from that and say fuck it before it wastes any more of my patience as they just don't have traffic these days ESPECIALLY for small/new accounts (You make money on prints/decals, as far as I can tell, the only way you do this by having a MASSIVE number of listings up at all times always which I can't do thanks to them, unfortunately.. I'm very good at using listing X and shit like that but they simply won't allow me to do much of shit at all ) Some of the decals I made sold but I don't really own any images or anything - some stuff is public domain so you can do what you want, as is most US GOV stuff as I understand it but there's just no traffic on ebay for prints or decals. Meanwhile I was selling spanking cartoon prints but then I pissed off one of the people who draws those and couldn't sell those any more. Which sucked since they seemed to sell. I don't have a hard limit on the biz / ind categories but those listings are DEAD AS FUCK and I STILL have a tiny listing limit for normal ron listings So some shit I was thinking about was approaching local schools and businesses, maybe making some sales via facepage groups, some shit like that ..... I don't know . . you know? But I like printing and I am going to be in the printing business SOME WAY and I would appreciate any bright ideas since you all failed to identify the ass I posted the other day. Shit I can make is still pretty basic in terms of the bumper stickers and decals since I'm starting over on a God forsaken shoe string of fuck all, but, what I CAN make is pretty good and I'm printing extremely close to lab quality on the photographs by now. GFY has NEVER let me down in terms of identifying a female ass and I was shocked by that so this is basically a way GFY could redeem itself, you know, by putting some big ideas together (coherent ones). If you manage to be the one who thinks of something that actually works out in reality I'll slide you a pile of cash and a piece of the money since I'm good like that due to being OLD SKOOL AS FUCK This is some of the shit I've been doing \| eBay PS: THERE IS NO MONEY IN EBAY* *Without an old high limit account

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06-13-2017, 02:39 PM	#4
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	I have a few cool decals in my business. One is a cartoon batman one. One is a window with a rainbow. The other is huge one with various coffee names. I have some writing, quotes and stuff and also some stickers which were advertised as decals but they are not. They are stickers and they suck cos they peel. Anyway, I like the idea of going to businesses. Perhaps aim for new businesses, those just setting out as they usually are happier to splash cash for a new look. Also, have the decals in a folder of some sorts with prices or a tablet. If you can hang the decals for the customer too that would prob be a bonus.

06-13-2017, 03:29 PM	#6
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Ok, just looked at the stuff you have listed and honestly I wouldn't buy any of it.

06-14-2017, 12:30 AM	#8
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06-14-2017, 09:34 PM	#24
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Selling prints is awesome for several reasons I won't even give away here but suffice it to say there's 0 inventory even when you have tens of thousands of items 0 work involved if you think of what I'm not going to discuss

06-14-2017, 09:43 PM	#25
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,455	currently you appear to be selling mostly kids clothes and school/office paraphernalia the username 'choas under control' does NOT work with that, honestly were I an online/ebay shopper in the market for what you sell just based on the name alone I would have less trust in your ability to deliver. it's very good charlotte so my free advice worth exactly that, change your seller name or switch strategy and market white rapper posters to suburban teenagers. their moms have money usually and find that stuff endearing being real, you staying sober? without that everything else is futile. wish ya luck, honestly __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I agree with you them old timey bitches was so much hotter and sexier than these hoes these days that's for sure real talk they were

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06-22-2017, 03:24 AM	#38
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I think that the reason I cannot find them used is because everyone cannibalizes the printheads for DTG printing is what happens OR they sell them and discard the printer itself