UK People - Who will you vote for in Thursdays General Election?

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Will it be Teresa May the Hag in the Conservative party
Will it be the clown Jeremy Corbyn in Labour
Will it be that guy no one knows Tim Farrron from the Lib Dems

or will it be some other random entity?

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Problem with voting for JC is that if he gets in he will be 'heart attacked' to make way for a pro-EU Blair clone