Some dude posted this on another message board, true or bullshit?
A little history before I get into the real story. I have been working in the same small pizza place for the past two years in upstate NY. It's small and family owned, but is the most popular place of business in the area. People literally come from hours away, some as far as Boston, for ours subs and pizza. We have by far the best tatsing subs I have ever eaten. There have even been times when people have brougt back food to Gerogia and to Florida. ANYWAY, I work the counter, running the register and boxing pizzas and whatnot. My boss is a 50 year old devout Jehovah, as in my manager. Skip to today.
I was working the 12-10 shift today, and it was going pretty smooth until around 3pm. Two guys walked in, one I thought I recognized but I didn't know from where, the other guy I had never seen before. They walked in and looked at the menu, and ordered some subs. The guy I had never seen before ordered a weakass turkey sub with no vegetables and italian dressing. I passed over that order to the submaker, and came back to take the other guys order. I was looking at him kinda funny, because now I was sure I had seem him before, and was trying to figure out where I knew him from. He saw me giving him the quizzical look, and smiled a little. He ordered a hot pastrami sub, the sub of champions. I told them it would take about 10 minutes, and they went and sat down.
Just them, a regular customer of ours walked in to pick up her order. Now, I shit you not that this woman (probably 40) is one of the hottest women I have ever seen in my life. Long blonde hair, a nice tan, blue eyes, big tits, sweet ass. A milf like no other. After she piked up her food and left, once of the guys whistled to himself, as if to say "wow." Then he said "Mike, ya know, we could set up shop here, we'll be here for a while, maybe something pizzaish" (yes he said pizzaish). They had a little discussion which I didn't care enough to lisetn too, and soon enough their food was done. I called them up and rang them out for their stuff, and Homo McTurkey asked if he could talk with the owner of the place. I went and got him from the back, and he asked the guys what the problem was.
"Oh, there's no problem. In fact, this is quite good news. Me and my friend here are owners of a very profitable business. We are popular photographers, and if we could use your store here for a photoshoot, we would be very gracious. It would only take about 2 hours, and we will pay you a thousand dollars."
My boss got freakin happy as fuck over that, it was like he just hit the lotto. With the biggest shitgrin on his face, he said he'd gladly accept and they could shoot it tomorrow, since we're closed on Sunday and they could be there as long as they needed, he just was just wondering what they would want with our shop.
"Well, we are also sort of actors. We run a website where we set up certain situations, photograph them and take them on film, and then post them to our members only site"
At this point, I fucking get it. I realize where I had seen him, and I realize how that woman triggered thier new plan.
I had just served food to the motherfucking Milfhunter.
I just started to laugh at my situation here, the Milfhunter standing in the front talking my uberconservative Jehovah boss into filming a porn shoot up front, when he turns off the TV when there's any sign up a girl in a bikini.
"You see, we run an adult-based website, a sex site, if you will. My plans for this store..."
"NO!!!!!!!" by boss screamed. "ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!!"
"I thought you might say that, so we could maybe give you 1500, and your counter boy here maybe even an acting part... so how old are you? "
He said this jokingly, since although I'm 19, I look like I'm about 16 maybe.
"Nineteen, I'm nineteen" I quickly said.
"Oh, well we might REALLY have a part for you, how do you like women like the one that just left? "
Then my boss told Sir Winksalot that I was NOT interested, and he wouldn't let their filth into his place of business for all the money in the world. The milfhunter guys said they understand, and said they'd be in town again this summer, and they would give me a call if I was interested at all. To my bosses dismay, I said hell yeah I'm interested and they got my number. He also gave me his card and said to email him sometime.
After they left, my boss told me he had lost all faith in me and the next time I screw up anything at all, he is going to fire me. He said he doesn't want me around and I now disgust him, but he can't legally fire me for that. He said if I'm even one second late or do one thing wrong, I'm gone. So, that kinda sucks, but...
I'M GONNA BANG A MILF FOR CASH!
I was working the 12-10 shift today, and it was going pretty smooth until around 3pm. Two guys walked in, one I thought I recognized but I didn't know from where, the other guy I had never seen before. They walked in and looked at the menu, and ordered some subs. The guy I had never seen before ordered a weakass turkey sub with no vegetables and italian dressing. I passed over that order to the submaker, and came back to take the other guys order. I was looking at him kinda funny, because now I was sure I had seem him before, and was trying to figure out where I knew him from. He saw me giving him the quizzical look, and smiled a little. He ordered a hot pastrami sub, the sub of champions. I told them it would take about 10 minutes, and they went and sat down.
Just them, a regular customer of ours walked in to pick up her order. Now, I shit you not that this woman (probably 40) is one of the hottest women I have ever seen in my life. Long blonde hair, a nice tan, blue eyes, big tits, sweet ass. A milf like no other. After she piked up her food and left, once of the guys whistled to himself, as if to say "wow." Then he said "Mike, ya know, we could set up shop here, we'll be here for a while, maybe something pizzaish" (yes he said pizzaish). They had a little discussion which I didn't care enough to lisetn too, and soon enough their food was done. I called them up and rang them out for their stuff, and Homo McTurkey asked if he could talk with the owner of the place. I went and got him from the back, and he asked the guys what the problem was.
"Oh, there's no problem. In fact, this is quite good news. Me and my friend here are owners of a very profitable business. We are popular photographers, and if we could use your store here for a photoshoot, we would be very gracious. It would only take about 2 hours, and we will pay you a thousand dollars."
My boss got freakin happy as fuck over that, it was like he just hit the lotto. With the biggest shitgrin on his face, he said he'd gladly accept and they could shoot it tomorrow, since we're closed on Sunday and they could be there as long as they needed, he just was just wondering what they would want with our shop.
"Well, we are also sort of actors. We run a website where we set up certain situations, photograph them and take them on film, and then post them to our members only site"
At this point, I fucking get it. I realize where I had seen him, and I realize how that woman triggered thier new plan.
I had just served food to the motherfucking Milfhunter.
I just started to laugh at my situation here, the Milfhunter standing in the front talking my uberconservative Jehovah boss into filming a porn shoot up front, when he turns off the TV when there's any sign up a girl in a bikini.
"You see, we run an adult-based website, a sex site, if you will. My plans for this store..."
"NO!!!!!!!" by boss screamed. "ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!!"
"I thought you might say that, so we could maybe give you 1500, and your counter boy here maybe even an acting part... so how old are you? "
He said this jokingly, since although I'm 19, I look like I'm about 16 maybe.
"Nineteen, I'm nineteen" I quickly said.
"Oh, well we might REALLY have a part for you, how do you like women like the one that just left? "
Then my boss told Sir Winksalot that I was NOT interested, and he wouldn't let their filth into his place of business for all the money in the world. The milfhunter guys said they understand, and said they'd be in town again this summer, and they would give me a call if I was interested at all. To my bosses dismay, I said hell yeah I'm interested and they got my number. He also gave me his card and said to email him sometime.
After they left, my boss told me he had lost all faith in me and the next time I screw up anything at all, he is going to fire me. He said he doesn't want me around and I now disgust him, but he can't legally fire me for that. He said if I'm even one second late or do one thing wrong, I'm gone. So, that kinda sucks, but...
I'M GONNA BANG A MILF FOR CASH!
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