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  • Google Expert
    Webmaster
    • Jun 2004
    • 14294

    #1

    I have an extra $2MM lying around and I'm looking for investment ideas.

    Sure, I could leave it in the market and maybe get another 10% in the next year, but I'm looking for something exciting and profitable. This is basically walk around money, and if I lose it tomorrow, I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Losing it wouldn't affect my lifestyle in the least, but hitting it big with this pocket change might put me on another financial level.

    Thinking about offering it up as Venture Capital or some other start-up business.

    Any suggestions? PM me or something.
  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11387

    #2
    serious biz here?

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      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56228

      #3
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        • Dec 2011
        • 7230

        #4
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        • money biz
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1016

          #5
          Originally posted by Google Expert
          Sure, I could leave it in the market and maybe get another 10% in the next year, but I'm looking for something exciting and profitable. This is basically walk around money, and if I lose it tomorrow, I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Losing it wouldn't affect my lifestyle in the least, but hitting it big with this pocket change might put me on another financial level.

          Thinking about offering it up as Venture Capital or some other start-up business.

          Any suggestions? PM me or something.



          Don't buy a Mcdonalds. If the new delivery service flops they are done. That's straight from a franchise owners mouth.

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          • onwebcam
            Fake Nick 1.0
            • Oct 2005
            • 27689

            #6
            Originally posted by money biz
            Don't buy a Mcdonalds. If the new delivery service flops they are done. That's straight from a franchise owners mouth.
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              You walk around with only 2 mill?

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              • adultchatpay
                Let's Make Money
                • Dec 2008
                • 8785

                #8
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                • freecartoonporn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 7683

                  #9
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                  • Struggle4Bucks
                    Sieg Hi!
                    • May 2011
                    • 3615

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Google Expert
                    Sure, I could leave it in the market and maybe get another 10% in the next year, but I'm looking for something exciting and profitable. This is basically walk around money, and if I lose it tomorrow, I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Losing it wouldn't affect my lifestyle in the least, but hitting it big with this pocket change might put me on another financial level.

                    Thinking about offering it up as Venture Capital or some other start-up business.

                    Any suggestions? PM me or something.
                    If you want to hit it big with putting 2 million into a start up, this is the most likely scenario:
                    After they burned your 2 million they need another investment round of 200 million. You can't provide that so they will look for someone else. That someone else will appreciate the work and money that has allready been put in there. They only need to get rid of that annoying little 2 million dollar guy so they file for bankruptcy first before investing 200 million dollars in their new start up. 5 years later you will be giving interviews to fake news and conspiracy sites about how they screwed you in the ass, because they are the only ones who want to hear it. WeHatePorn will copy/paste them here...

                    But since you don't give a fuck about losing 2million i'll advice you to invest in a start up...
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                    • pimpmaster9000
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 26732

                      #11
                      whats with all these "where would you invest $xxxxxxxxxx threads"?

                      you are stupid mother fuckers if you invest money in some business you know nothing about....even real estate, if you do not know your shit, you are likely to lose money...no matter what anybody suggests you still know shit about this new biz you are entering...what makes you think you will prosper next to the pros that are already in the biz?

                      enter any new biz = prepare to loose a ton of money until you learn how to do it...after maybe 5 years and tons of lost money you will know something about the real life factual reality of the business...
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                      • Google Expert
                        Webmaster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 14294

                        #12
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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722

                          #13
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                          • Klen
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 32235

                            #14
                            Originally posted by crucifissio
                            whats with all these "where would you invest $xxxxxxxxxx threads"?

                            you are stupid mother fuckers if you invest money in some business you know nothing about....even real estate, if you do not know your shit, you are likely to lose money...no matter what anybody suggests you still know shit about this new biz you are entering...what makes you think you will prosper next to the pros that are already in the biz?

                            enter any new biz = prepare to loose a ton of money until you learn how to do it...after maybe 5 years and tons of lost money you will know something about the real life factual reality of the business...
                            It is probably a parody thread, but yes it's not good to invest into something in what you are not expert.

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                            • Barry-xlovecam
                              It's 42
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 18083

                              #15
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