A good example of a tour! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 07:31 PM

I bet you all thought this was spam for a new Lightspeed website. Well, it's not.

I got a nice spam email, and although I'M NOT GAY I decided to check it out. The spam email didn't say much but mentioned the "St. Samuel's International Academy for Boys" and included a nice little fully clothed picture of a twink.

So I checked it out, and it took to me http://www.twinkacademy.com/ . I was kind of confused (happens often to me!) and wasn't sure if this was a boy's school or a porn site. There are no standard links to "members" and sign up; I thought it was very creative.

I'd love to hear everyone's comments on this tour.

TDF · 04-18-2003, 07:32 PM

im slightly dissapointed..im sure lensman is also

boneprone · 04-18-2003, 07:33 PM

That is actually a kick ass tour.

Fletch XXX · 04-18-2003, 07:33 PM

Tanker · 04-18-2003, 07:35 PM

funny flash

gothweb · 04-18-2003, 07:37 PM

"St. Samuel?s International Academy for Boys was established more than thirty years ago by the world famous pedagogue and humanitarian Professor Ben Dover whose interest in boys? education and development stretched back many years and whose teaching career took him to a wide range of establishments in Amsterdam, Prague, Bangkok, Fort Lauderdale and West Hollywood."

I wish more people were as creative as the people who made this tour.

Libertine · 04-18-2003, 07:37 PM

kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
im slightly dissapointed..im sure lensman is also

Who is Lensman?

Pornwolf · 04-18-2003, 07:38 PM

Nice... but it will lose people at a high rate for the first couple of pages.

Surfers aren't smart enough to be expected to keep up with it. Folks still think Bangbus is real.

TDF · 04-18-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard

Who is Lensman?

some black guy

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit

That's what I'm wondering...... I spent ten minutes trying to figure out if it was a porn site or a Catholic school. It wasn't until the I read the text on the "physical education" page that I figured it out:

"Sponsors should note the Academy tradition that, whenever possible, boys undertake physical activity naked. Many Sponsors make great efforts to attend our sports fixtures in order to congratulate boys on their physical development."

integrated · 04-18-2003, 07:39 PM

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I'M NOT GAY

thats what the all say

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by integrated

thats what the all say

YOUR SECOND POST ON GFY AND YOUR TELLING ME THAT I AM GAY?

Would you like me to be gay?

gothweb · 04-18-2003, 07:41 PM

Get the right traffic, and a site like that will convert well. Maybe not standard crappy TGP traffic, but it is bound to sell well. I mean, it got all of our attention, and we're mostly straight.

Did everyone else find the photo galleries? I'd buy a membership to a straight site set up like that.

integrated · 04-18-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard

Would you like me to be gay?

thats a question you should be asking your therapist

integrated · 04-18-2003, 07:45 PM

a tour that i thought was good was this

http://www.qmov.com/

FATPad · 04-18-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
kickass concept, kickass tour, probably converts like shit

Yea. That's what I think.

Marcus · 04-18-2003, 07:47 PM

Jesus how old are those guys?

PimpRoll · 04-18-2003, 07:49 PM

twink academy, that is an interesting idea

FATPad · 04-18-2003, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard

Would you like me to be gay?

Ehhh...not to butt in...BUT..

You got some gay spam. You opened it, read it, clicked the link, and spent 10 mins surfing around a site that looks like a private school for boys site reading everything on it looking for some sign of naked twinks.

I don't think it matters anymore if we want you to be gay or not.

PerfectionGirls · 04-18-2003, 07:53 PM

LOL... its a cool tour for sure, but yeah.. I bet it does not convert very well. Maybe with the right traffic. I would bet alot of moms and dads might sign up for that site and get the shock of there life!! hahaha

TMB_Brian · 04-18-2003, 07:55 PM

It's brilliant...truly brilliant. Hat's off to these guys.

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Ehhh...not to butt in...BUT..

You got some gay spam. You opened it, read it, clicked the link, and spent 10 mins surfing around a site that looks like a private school for boys site reading everything on it looking for some sign of naked twinks.

I don't think it matters anymore if we want you to be gay or not.

Your missing the point here.

I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

Got it? Good. Get out.

thatdykeliz · 04-18-2003, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
LOL... its a cool tour for sure, but yeah.. I bet it does not convert very well. Maybe with the right traffic. I would bet alot of moms and dads might sign up for that site and get the shock of there life!! hahaha

Thanks, dude. That was the funniest thing I've read all day. I immediately got the image of the Church lady signing up and then keeling over from a heart attack after seeing pics of twinks fucking each other up the ass...

04-18-2003, 08:27 PM

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by integrated

thats a question you should be asking your therapist

My therapist tells me I'm a lesbian.

AaronM · 04-18-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I got a nice spam email, and although I'M NOT GAY I decided to check it out.

I am not gay either...But since you are open to checking these things out...Perhaps you can stop by so I can try fucking you in the ass.

What do you say, RocHard?

BV · 04-18-2003, 10:18 PM

Is that where Steve and Tanker went to school?

hehehehe

FATPad · 04-18-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard

Your missing the point here.

I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

Got it? Good. Get out.

I was kidding. Hence the little winky thing.

Blow me.

AaronM · 04-18-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard

Your missing the point here.

I'm am adult webmaster. In fact, I'm a little more than that.
A) This email caught just enough of my attention to make me click on it - Very, very rare.
B) Even though the content did notta for me, I still explored the website.
C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmasterwho creates new tours on a regular basis, I was wondering if this is something I should explore.

Got it? Good. Get out.

Translation:

"A) This fag hit on me in a bar and he did just enough to catch my attention- Very, very rare.
B) Even though I am not gay, I still decided to make out with him and check his package.
C) As an afterthought, being as I'm an adult webmaster who hides his homosexuality in a closet, I was wonder if this is something I should explore forther.

Dawgy, It was great working with you, You opened a whole new set of doors for me."

Kimmykim · 04-18-2003, 10:24 PM

Honestly, that's the kind of thing that gives porn a bad name. Period.

kristin · 04-18-2003, 11:20 PM

I think the tour was done very well, looked good, a creative idea...props to HMBoys!

StupidNewbie · 04-18-2003, 11:29 PM

terrible. the lines between porn and catholic school are too blurred. I can imagine someone stumbling across that site while in search of a boarding school for their destructive 14 year old son and suing after spending an hour looking for registration details for the fall semester.

Rochard · 04-18-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by BV
Is that where Steve and Tanker went to school?

YES.

hehehehe

RichMan · 04-19-2003, 12:10 AM

Well fuck, you got us all to look so we are all gay! Anyone have a good therapist I can call!

Meet the Go Fuck Yourself Band...give it up!

goBigtime · 04-19-2003, 12:37 AM

I'm surprised AaronM didnt mention that these guys are going to jail....

illegal 2257 compliance statement

04-18-2003, 07:31 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,217	A good example of a tour! I bet you all thought this was spam for a new Lightspeed website. Well, it's not. I got a nice spam email, and although I'M NOT GAY I decided to check it out. The spam email didn't say much but mentioned the "St. Samuel's International Academy for Boys" and included a nice little fully clothed picture of a twink. So I checked it out, and it took to me http://www.twinkacademy.com/ . I was kind of confused (happens often to me!) and wasn't sure if this was a boy's school or a porn site. There are no standard links to "members" and sign up; I thought it was very creative. I'd love to hear everyone's comments on this tour. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Nice... but it will lose people at a high rate for the first couple of pages. Surfers aren't smart enough to be expected to keep up with it. Folks still think Bangbus is real. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Get the right traffic, and a site like that will convert well. Maybe not standard crappy TGP traffic, but it is bound to sell well. I mean, it got all of our attention, and we're mostly straight. Did everyone else find the photo galleries? I'd buy a membership to a straight site set up like that. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	LOL... its a cool tour for sure, but yeah.. I bet it does not convert very well. Maybe with the right traffic. I would bet alot of moms and dads might sign up for that site and get the shock of there life!! hahaha __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Honestly, that's the kind of thing that gives porn a bad name. Period.

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StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	terrible. the lines between porn and catholic school are too blurred. I can imagine someone stumbling across that site while in search of a boarding school for their destructive 14 year old son and suing after spending an hour looking for registration details for the fall semester.

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