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  • deonbell
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2015
    • 1045
    #1

    I want to impress young college girls, How to?

    I have been hanging around a local university, I carry a book with me.

    How do I impress the young ladies, Like the good will hunting guy. Remember in the movie where he is throwing out facts at the bar. The girls are about to slip out of their chairs they are so horny.

    What should I talk about? What would impress them?

    I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?
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    • Look Chang
      Voyeur
      • Sep 2010
      • 18255
      #2
      Wear a Trump style red hat with the words "Sugar Daddy" on it.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946
          #3
          Originally posted by deonbell
          What should I talk about? What would impress them?

          I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?
          Just talk about shit, shit.... (and occasionally expose yourself) Works OK for me...


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            • Barry-xlovecam
              It's 42
              • Jun 2010
              • 18083
              #4
              look like this?
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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94735
                  #5
                  Feminist crap usually works ...

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                    • wehateporn
                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 27176
                      #6
                      Get them onto this topic, then is your chance to impress

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722
                          #7
                          pretend you are a douche bag liberal arts professor or major
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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986
                              #8
                              Wear a sign saying kick me in the nuts

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                                • TheSquealer
                                  Mayor of Thneedville
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 26176
                                  #9
                                  tell them that you published an extortion scheme on a public forum for the general public to review and approve of. they'll think its humor since its so unlikely that anyone could be that much of a fucking idiot.
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                                    • 2MuchMark
                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 50981
                                      #10
                                      About 2 months ago I went to a restaurant (W&G on Cresent) to meet a client. I arrived early and sat at the bar, ordered a drink and started reading news on my iPhone, not really looking around.

                                      A few minutes later a women in her early 30's started talking to me. I wasn't interested but wanted to be polite. She asked all kinds of questions. I kept my answers short, kept reading the article, and kept looking at the door for my client.

                                      The more I brushed her off, the more interested she seemed to be interested in talking to me.

                                      When she asked "So what do you do for a living?", I saw the perfect conversation killer, so I said "I work in the porn industry".

                                      After a few seconds of blissful silence, "Oh really wow thats great you porn is so good because this and that and up and down and blah blah blah blah blah and where are you going after your meeting and maybe we can have a drink and blah blah blah blah".

                                      So my advice: Be passive. Act disinterested.

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                                        • SBJ
                                          So Fucking Fabulous
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 11387
                                          #11
                                          There were 2 ways I use to get girls back when I went out trying to get lucky..
                                          buy her lots of shots or don't buy her anything and let the guys around her buy her drinks.. When the guys use the restroom just talk to the girl. The 2nd way I scored the hottest one night stand ever and only bought her last round and she already agreed to go home with me an hour before last call.

                                          Girls use guys for free drinks but truthfully she is always more attracted to just the guy that talks to her not just hitting on her and trying to buy her with lots of drinks.

                                          Granted I stopped doing one night stands over a decade ago cause they aren't as fun as they were in my 20's and early 30's. Now friends with benefits are my casual sex.

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                                            • jbvryant
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2016
                                              • 422
                                              #12
                                              This probably covers it

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                                                • AndyA
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 1670
                                                  #13
                                                  Women respond to 2 things... money and success

                                                  you can look like a monster but you look like you have dough your in. Walk into ANY bar if your by yourself you look like a goof.. I'm sure you have at least one friend up there

                                                  anyways, walk in and buy ANY table of girls drinks... full round with a shot... walk up behind the table with your own shot and down it

                                                  THEN just say to the girl you DON'T want.... that you look amazing tonight..... the hotter of the girls will go GREEN with envy... you have to look like your having a blast... not just sitting there

                                                  or of course you can walk up to ANY college girl and say you have Blow and that should do it right there too

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                                                    • MK Ultra
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 879
                                                      #14
                                                      lick your eyebrows

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94735
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MK Ultra
                                                          lick your eyebrows

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                                                            • tammix
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 2164
                                                              #16
                                                              talk about your cooking (if any), they love to imagine men in the kitchen

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                                                                • RyuLion
                                                                  ClubDomCash.com
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 32369
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jbvryant
                                                                  This probably covers it

                                                                  Sad but true..

                                                                  Wear expensive brand clothes, and a Rolex too..

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                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                      • 26732
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • C H R I S
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 10842
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Sock in pants, just make sure to put in the front not the back.....
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                                                                            • Jim_Gunn
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 5702
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                                              About 2 months ago I went to a restaurant (W&G on Cresent) to meet a client. I arrived early and sat at the bar, ordered a drink and started reading news on my iPhone, not really looking around.

                                                                              A few minutes later a women in her early 30's started talking to me. I wasn't interested but wanted to be polite. She asked all kinds of questions. I kept my answers short, kept reading the article, and kept looking at the door for my client.

                                                                              The more I brushed her off, the more interested she seemed to be interested in talking to me.

                                                                              When she asked "So what do you do for a living?", I saw the perfect conversation killer, so I said "I work in the porn industry".

                                                                              After a few seconds of blissful silence, "Oh really wow thats great you porn is so good because this and that and up and down and blah blah blah blah blah and where are you going after your meeting and maybe we can have a drink and blah blah blah blah".

                                                                              So my advice: Be passive. Act disinterested.
                                                                              I've had similar experiences when talking to civilian women who I might meet in some random circumstance who aren't in the porn biz. They're rarely disgusted and sometimes really intrigued or even intensely attracted when I tell them I've been a porn director for over twenty-five years. I had sat next to a nice looking but conservatively dressed thirty-ish woman who sang in a church choir holding a cat in a carrier on the flight home from Las Vegas a few years ago and I was trying to mind my own business when she asked me what I was doing in Las Vegas and I told her I was there for Internext and AVN. She spent most of the next four hours of the flight asking me about my career and the porn biz like it was the most fascinating topic of conversation in the world. She even introduced me to her mom & dad at the luggage pickup and suggested that we get together to go out after we get home while she was staying with her parents for a couple months. Ended up going to one of those dinner and arcade places and having a great time and hanging out a few times and hooking up.

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                                                                                • mineistaken
                                                                                  See signature :)
                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                  • 29656
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by beerptrol
                                                                                  pretend you are a douche bag liberal arts professor or major

                                                                                  Millenials think libbyizm is cool.

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                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 27689
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • deonbell
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Sep 2015
                                                                                          • 1045
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Very good tips here. I have been watching one girl. I have no money for phone for dick pic. But I want to get a book like hers. Put a hole in it. When I open the book, have my weiner stick out. I want to say something clever. Like "learning is hard".

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                                                                                            • SBJ
                                                                                              So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 11387
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                              Sad but true..

                                                                                              Wear expensive brand clothes, and a Rolex too..
                                                                                              clothes yes but young girls today don't know anything about watches.. lol so pull out your iphone 7 or Samsung S8

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                                                                                                • JesseQuinn
                                                                                                  feeding the wolves
                                                                                                  • Aug 2012
                                                                                                  • 6627
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  be hot with a killer body, be smart and funny and be wicked in bed

                                                                                                  and carry a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra

                                                                                                  not that complicated =)
                                                                                                  throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                                                                    • davidCRM
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2016
                                                                                                      • 1544
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      if you have to ask, you're doomed to get with them. it either comes naturally or never will.

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                                                                                                        • peter.clickpapa
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2016
                                                                                                          • 205
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          buy them fidget spinners and tell them they can snort coke from your penis for free

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                                                                                                            • mineistaken
                                                                                                              See signature :)
                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                              • 29656
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SBJ
                                                                                                              clothes yes but young girls today don't know anything about watches.. lol so pull out your iphone 7 or Samsung S8
                                                                                                              Somehow I think they'd heard of rolex (ridiculously overpriced) though

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                                                                                                                • Sid70
                                                                                                                  Downshifter
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 16413
                                                                                                                  #29

                                                                                                                  Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                                    • 2MuchMark
                                                                                                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                      • 50981
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by deonbell
                                                                                                                      Very good tips here. I have been watching one girl. I have no money for phone for dick pic. But I want to get a book like hers. Put a hole in it. When I open the book, have my weiner stick out. I want to say something clever. Like "learning is hard".
                                                                                                                      She will love that.

                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                                                                                                                      be hot with a killer body, be smart and funny and be wicked in bed

                                                                                                                      and carry a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra

                                                                                                                      not that complicated =)
                                                                                                                      True story - I met a girl in a bar a long time ago in Savannah. She was cute enough, but what really attracted me to her was a book she was reading. It was called "The Emperor's New Mind: Concerning Computers, Minds and The Laws of Physics " by Sir Roger Penrose. I HAD to meet her (and I did, and .. stuff) because of the book. Had she just been sitting there I wouldn't have had enough balls to approach her.

                                                                                                                      ps: She gave me the book afterwards. So, NERD-WIN!

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                                                                                                                        • Google Expert
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                          • 14294
                                                                                                                          #31

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                                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 94735
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jessequinn
                                                                                                                              and carry a copy of thus spoke zarathustra
                                                                                                                              The true (?) nietzschean style is keeping distance ...

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                                                                                                                                • J. Falcon
                                                                                                                                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 31645
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Google Expert
                                                                                                                                  Have you see what his ex wives look like?
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                                                                                                                                    • JesseQuinn
                                                                                                                                      feeding the wolves
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                                                                                                      • 6627
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                      The true (?) nietzschean style is keeping distance ...
                                                                                                                                      well I suppose he could carry the grapes of wrath but then he might meet a real chica and that would be nothing but trouble. best to avoid and go for posture and props


                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                                                                                      Have you see what his ex wives look like?
                                                                                                                                      ahh Stringer. that man is fine as fuck, OP look like him and you prob won't even need a book
                                                                                                                                      throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 75733
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by deonbell
                                                                                                                                          I have been hanging around a local university, I carry a book with me.

                                                                                                                                          How do I impress the young ladies, Like the good will hunting guy. Remember in the movie where he is throwing out facts at the bar. The girls are about to slip out of their chairs they are so horny.

                                                                                                                                          What should I talk about? What would impress them?

                                                                                                                                          I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit?
                                                                                                                                          Want to impress college chicks? Get a job.
                                                                                                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                                                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                                            • loreen
                                                                                                                                              myadultdesign.com
                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 12558
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                                                                                                              Act disinterested.
                                                                                                                                              Exactly. You impress them by NOT trying to.
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                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 94735
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by loreen
                                                                                                                                                  Exactly. You impress them by NOT trying to.
                                                                                                                                                  True. Too much attention is a ladyboner killer.

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                                                                                                                                                    • romeo22
                                                                                                                                                      你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                      • 23350
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Take a stretch shorts and go in the school yard

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