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![]() Im starting to question the type of people
I hang out with at the shows. Something's not right.. <img src="http://boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee.jpg"> Not quite sure what Lane is doing there, or what the fuck that is in his hand?? Could someone explain? Must be some kind of homoerotic thing? Its just become apparent to me that the webmasters I hang with are a bit odd....
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<img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee1.jpg">
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Security was lurking when this Mexican was opperating the vibrator in the store.
<img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee2.jpg">
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Later that night I went to another party.
Almost 5 months after the fact and looking back at the photos Im strating to think something just wasnt right. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee4.jpg">
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Sure you may think that photo was taken out of context (as i thought myself and forced myself not to worry)
but then I looked closer at some of the other photos. Something is certainly not right. This dance this guy did for me was (now that I look at it) disturbing.. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee5.jpg">
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starting to think now that I look back that my life may have been at risk?
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The only part of the party that really seemed normal was the
"Smell my Fart" game. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/fart.jpg">
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was that a webmaster convention or were you guys making a movie like Jackass?
are all webmaster gatherings like this? is this what is in store for unsuspecting webmasters braving SARS to party in Toronto? |
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No.. YOu see thats just it.
I get these "VIP" Passes to hang with the Elite. Well this is what the Elite do. Wanna see more pics?
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As for the massage store.
Ive been told more biz and deals are conducted there than the showfloor of the convention itself. You must find a local massage store in Toronto. Get a bunch of webmasters and go.. As you can see the webmasters are in a more relaxed state there.
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Vegas is the worst place for a convention.
Even the most serious of webmasters can become victums of degenerate gambling and public drunkeness. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/lanee3.jpg">
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Be very afraid. Maybe i should hold back and not show you the gangbang pics from the herfirstgangbang party?
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post away, my good man - what doesn't kill me makes me stronger
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"smell my fart game"
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It looks more like the special olympics than an "elite" webmaster party.. |
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The gay Mexican guy looks familiar...
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Dont be alarmed if a guy suddlen starts licking your ears clean like a kitty. <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/ear.jpg">
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And Ladies...
You can expect nothing but the most classy and romantic of words directed towards you at these shows! Pete The Fly: "So are you a model" BP4L Chan: No. Im here with mike. Pete The Fly: You really should model. BP4L Chan: Im a doctor not a model, im here for fun. Pete The Fly: I t would be fun if you modeled for me. Bp4L Chan: No thanks hun, not for me. Pete The Fly: You dont respect yourself. BP4L Chan: what? Pete: Your face is structred perfectly for facials. And my alchol isnt talking. Lets go and do a facial shoot. The pic: <img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/hot/slimj.jpg">
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Could you do some more of those for me? Of the Boneprone Family Party photos that is? I want to put some up on my websites but have been to lazy to seek out someone who knows how to do that.
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Here's an old pics... but I think it fits in with this thread
<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/family.jpg">
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Sharper Image + My Nipple = Enlightenment
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Chan was a nice girl... she just didn't like her picture taken... she was really paranoid about it...
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screw the rest of the thread...it looks like he is holding something rather similar to a hittachi wand.....one of god's gifts to women. If only you could get one over here.
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