My worst job was working in a corn processing plant. My first duty was to take ears of corn off of one conveyer belt and put them on another while ignoring the bad ones. This was for twelve hour shifts at minimum wage. After a few days they gave me a promotion and put me in charge of moving frozen food trays from one end of an assembly line to another. I had two helpers had some very good weed but were too stoned to actually do any work. After a few days of that I just walked out and never came back. A few months later they sent me a letter telling me I was such a good worker they would like to hire me back. Thank the gods I never considered it.

I once spent a week in Thailand planting rice in a paddy field. That sucked big time.

How much did they pay in Thailand? $1 a day?

I did that, if you call that a job. Other than that I have never had a real job.

In highschool I tried to get a job at a grocery store thinking I would be in produce or meats or something....nope...they put in floral...that 2 weeks sucked so bad.

When I was 17, i did a try out for being a grocery wrapper (yes. yes, they had too many candidates)

well they didnt keep me because Im not "hyper" enough.

well the next week I got a paid internship at the local community FM station! Spent the summer opening the new CDs and listening to them.

fucking eh!

hahaha man I totally forgot about this one.

In high school I lucked into getting this job with 442 entertainment (I think that was the name), anyway they were a production company for all the big concerts that would come to town.

My very first job was to be the Vixen/ Bad Company concert.
I was stoked.
The concert was at this place called the Bronco Bowl.
So I get there all early in time to meet these big 18 wheelers with all the equiptment, lights, pa, etc. and all the other guys that would be working the show.

They all looked like cast members of that HBO show Oz.
Not very friendly either.

Well at this venue, the load in goes down this huge ramp...like 100 yards long at a 45 degree angle.
So all this heavy equiptment needs to go down with one person in front, basically a controlled slide and pushing, and one person in back sliding and pulling....it was totally fucked up.

So the load in starts and these guys are in a real hurry...pretty soon its my turn with this huge 300 lbs box....this really pissed off guy gets in front and he says..."Let's go asshole!"

so he starts pulling, and I, well, I just let go.

and he went all the way down with that case rolling over him a few times........oops it slipped.

Anyway, I ended up hiding out on one of the tour buses for awhile until, the coast was clear for me to get to my car and get the hell out of there lol

I worked for the March of Dimes...saving babies for a bit. Working for a non-profit sucks.

Why not a best job thread?

Word........

I would have to say working on Tug Boats. Cleaning greasy engine rooms in a biohazard suit so the chemicals wouldn?t eat away my skin.

One would asume your in it now. Correct?

dumb question ;p
Would be the same answer for everyone: Porn baby!

Sure, best was one I have now, Deli Slicer, A-1 Food Mart, Brooklyn NY.

:thumbsup One of my first jobs was working at a company called "Self Lock Screw Products".

hehe factory jobs are the worst over all. Worked in factories for 12 years.

It took me about six months to get a good legitimate job offer after college. In the mean-time I ended up running porn sites. Here I am.

College is also a good place to LEARN, ya know ;-)

I was a telemarketer for 3 weeks when I was 18. *shudder*

Salmon grader, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, Sitka Alaska.