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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94727

    #1

    Rant Public Sex Etiquette

    On my daily strolls I'm stepping into some more marginal parts of this gargantuan park in my prison town. Once or twice a week I encounter couples happily dogging around its poorly lit sidelines or strange passages. Question is ... how does one gets to participate in this kind action? Should you stare and wait for a signal (a nod or something like that), or just approach them, cock in hand, hoping for the best?

    Thanks in advance,
  • JesseQuinn
    feeding the wolves
    • Aug 2012
    • 6620

    #2
    I think you approach with a red rose in hand and a cock pinned to your lapel. that always works for me anyways
    throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94727

      #3
      Originally posted by JesseQuinn
      I think you approach with a red rose in hand and a cock pinned to your lapel. that always works for me anyways
      That's the nineteenth century approach. I can dig it.

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      • Relic
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2002
        • 10300

        #4
        <^> Borderline therapy

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        • RyuLion
          • Mar 2003
          • 32369

          #5
          Originally posted by Relic
          <^> Borderline therapy

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94727

            #6
            Originally posted by Relic
            <^> Borderline therapy
            I don't believe in mental health ...

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94727

              #7
              Originally posted by RyuLion

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              • Relic
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2002
                • 10300

                #8
                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                I don't believe in mental health ...
                Therapist

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94727

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Relic
                  The rapist

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                  • Relic
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 10300

                    #10
                    You can trust your Therapist ^

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                    • AndyA
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 1670

                      #11
                      yes you see two creeps fucking on the dirty ground and you feel..."let me approach these freaks with my cock out?"
                      I think your on to something... and it's not retarded at all

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                      • Relic
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 10300

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AndyA
                        and it's not retarded at all
                        You are a fan of therapy?

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94727

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AndyA
                          yes you see two creeps fucking on the dirty ground and you feel..."let me approach these freaks with my cock out?"
                          I think your on to something... and it's not retarded at all
                          You can always try ... like a petition to end all free porn.

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94727

                            #14
                            Yesterday I got the chance to stare at a girl giving head to guy. The seemed cool with it.

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