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  • stoka
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 956
    #1

    joke top quality

    Woman went shopping. She goes to the cashier, which charges prices of articles. Milk, cheese, vegetables, soap, two juices, food for the dog, several pairs of panties ... Suddenly, the cashier asks: You do not have a husband, right? Little surprised at the beginning woman, smiles and responds. Actually, I do not have, how did you guess?


    Because you are extremely ugly ...
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    • oppoten
      NAME THE JEW
      • Nov 2007
      • 4793
      #2
      Bernard Manning (un-PC UK comedian, now deceased) did a similar joke for a single man.

      "Because you're a right ugly cunt..."

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        • davidCRM
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2016
          • 1544
          #3
          A rabbi, a priest, a black guy, a nun and a policeman walk into the bar.
          the bartender looks up and says: "is this some kind of a joke?"

          David // Xcams & Xmodels
          Product- and CRM manager

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            • stoka
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2005
              • 956
              #4
              The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

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