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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56228

    #1

    HEY Crockett! This might interest you

    You need to apply by Sunday. Apply here


    This company will pay you to drive around the country in a mobile wine bar

    Union Wine Company ? known for its canned variety of vino ? is searching for a "Canbassador" (real title) to travel the United States this summer in a 1972 Citroën mobile wine bar.

    Per the job listing, the Canbassador (still real title) will join the winery's Road Trip Events team in traveling to festivals, store openings, and other outdoor events to promote its canned offerings. And while the position requires anywhere from one to four months away from home, those weeks away include drinking wine, meeting lots of new people and living out of a van.

    Beyond basic job requirements ? must be over 21; must be able to drive large vehicles, etc ? Oregon Wine Co.'s other ideal qualifications include:

    "comfortable living on the road (i.e. sleeping in alternative spots, strange hours, minimal amenities)"

    "high proficiency/aptitude for social media, photography, and design"

    "good attitude and an appreciation for wine"

    Is this you? Do you embrace canned wine as on par with its bottled brethren? Are you a self-described #VanLife convert?


    Skype: CallTomNow

  • escorpio
    King of Canada
    • Oct 2002
    • 23487

    #2
    The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.
    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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    • nico-t
      emperor of my world
      • Aug 2004
      • 29903

      #3
      Originally posted by escorpio
      The only qualification he has is living in a van.

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      • crockett
        in a van by the river
        • May 2003
        • 76818

        #4
        Originally posted by escorpio
        The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.
        The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events. However I don't really need a job, I do fine on ebay & Amazon..
        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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        • Bladewire
          StraightBro
          • Aug 2003
          • 56228

          #5
          Originally posted by crockett
          The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events. However I don't really need a job, I do fine on ebay & Amazon..
          I didn't think you needed a job just seems like a cool thing to do, travel, get extra cash and get free alcohol If I knew anything about van life I would apply it sounds like a lot of fun.


          Skype: CallTomNow

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          • crockett
            in a van by the river
            • May 2003
            • 76818

            #6
            Originally posted by Bladewire
            I didn't think you needed a job just seems like a cool thing to do, travel, get extra cash and get free alcohol If I knew anything about van life I would apply it sounds like a lot of fun.
            It doesn't look like they'd let you sleep in it. I'm sure you'd be in hotels.
            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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            • escorpio
              King of Canada
              • Oct 2002
              • 23487

              #7
              Originally posted by crockett
              The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events.
              Really? Care to elaborate?
              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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              • Bladewire
                StraightBro
                • Aug 2003
                • 56228

                #8
                Originally posted by escorpio
                Really? Care to elaborate?
                People like you, that identify as straight but follow Gay men & blacks online like you wanna take a ride on the wild side while insulting them the way you never could to their face

                A Mexican white nationalist, you really do take the cake


                Skype: CallTomNow

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                • escorpio
                  King of Canada
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23487

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                  People like you, that identify as straight but follow Gay men & blacks online like you wanna take a ride on the wild side while insulting them the way you never could to their face

                  A Mexican white nationalist, you really do take the cake
                  Bladewire
                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                  • Bladewire
                    StraightBro
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 56228

                    #10
                    Originally posted by escorpio
                    Bladewire
                    escorPio









                    Skype: CallTomNow

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                    • escorpio
                      King of Canada
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 23487

                      #11
                      https://www.psychologytoday.com/test...lth-assessment
                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                      • directfiesta
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 30135

                        #12
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.
                        still more then Trump's qualification for president
                        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                        • nico-t
                          emperor of my world
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 29903

                          #13
                          Originally posted by crockett
                          The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events.
                          Nice simplistic generalization

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                          • wehateporn
                            Promoting Debate on GFY
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 27176

                            #14

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wehateporn
                              They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..
                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                              • TheDynasty
                                See Signature
                                • Apr 2016
                                • 5882

                                #16
                                Originally posted by crockett
                                They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..
                                Try out WP-SCRIPT The Best Tube Script

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                                • Bladewire
                                  StraightBro
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56228

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                  They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..


                                  Skype: CallTomNow

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                                  • escorpio
                                    King of Canada
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 23487

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                    They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..
                                    This is you.



                                    And Bladewire .
                                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                    • crockett
                                      in a van by the river
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 76818

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                      This is you.



                                      And Bladewire .
                                      Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....
                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                      • Bladewire
                                        StraightBro
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 56228

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                        Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....
                                        IRL Chaz is a 25% white Mexican alt-white fanboy you just can't make this stuff up


                                        Skype: CallTomNow

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                                        • escorpio
                                          King of Canada
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 23487

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Bladewire
                                          IRL Chaz is a 25% white Mexican alt-white fanboy you just can't make this stuff up
                                          "Chaz"? Who the fuck is Chaz?

                                          Bladewire
                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                          • escorpio
                                            King of Canada
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 23487

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by crockett
                                            Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....
                                            But we both know that's not the case, don't we?

                                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                            • Bladewire
                                              StraightBro
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 56228

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                              "Chaz"? Who the fuck is Chaz?

                                              Bladewire
                                              Oh!? Whats your name? What country/state are you in? What are your sites?

                                              Surely you must assume you're not anonymous with all the shit you sling here


                                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                              • escorpio
                                                King of Canada
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 23487

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                Oh!? Whats your name? What country/state are you in? What are your sites?

                                                Surely you must assume you're not anonymous with all the shit you sling here
                                                Has your mental illness pushed you into the stalker zone?
                                                Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                • nico-t
                                                  emperor of my world
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                                  They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..
                                                  you should hit it off then since all you do is whine

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                                                  • Bladewire
                                                    StraightBro
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 56228

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                                    Has your mental illness pushed you into the stalker zone?
                                                    Every GFY profile asks for location, contact info, sites, etc. What are you afraid of?


                                                    Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                    • Bladewire
                                                      StraightBro
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 56228

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by nico-t
                                                      you should hit it off then since all you do is whine






                                                      Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                      • nico-t
                                                        emperor of my world
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 29903

                                                        #28
                                                        Bladewire getting prepped by his handlers to spread propaganda on gfy:

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                                                        • Relic
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 10300

                                                          #29

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                                                          • escorpio
                                                            King of Canada
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 23487

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                            Every GFY profile asks for location, contact info, sites, etc. What are you afraid of?
                                                            Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.
                                                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                            • Relic
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 10300

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                                              Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.
                                                              A fully legitimate concern.

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                                                              • nico-t
                                                                emperor of my world
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 29903

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.
                                                                He's sick in the head. He actually took the effort to find stuff on me, then posts the info on gfy. It doesn't even cross my mind to do that to some people on a forum who have a different opinion than me, yet for him it's normal to be that obsessed about strangers on a forum. Weirdo stalker for sure

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                                                                • Look Chang
                                                                  Voyeur
                                                                  • Sep 2010
                                                                  • 18255

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bladewire


                                                                  Very unique job opportunity...

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