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FreakinWebmaster · 04-16-2003, 05:06 PM

The Heimlich Maneuver

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head "No" "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her,lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

marty · 04-16-2003, 05:09 PM

Why did the blonde return the scarf?

Because it was too tight!

vegas2003 · 04-16-2003, 07:17 PM

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vegas2003 · 04-16-2003, 07:17 PM

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? SPIT

vegas2003 · 04-16-2003, 07:18 PM

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04-16-2003, 05:06 PM	#1
FreakinWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Mile High State Posts: 935	Post your favorite jokes here... The Heimlich Maneuver Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her. "Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head "No" "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again. The first cowboy walks over to her,lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

04-16-2003, 07:17 PM	#3
vegas2003 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: EL TOREO DE 4 CAMINOS Posts: 1,714	how do you get a woman off? PUSH HER __________________ SEACREST OUT!

04-16-2003, 07:17 PM	#4
vegas2003 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: EL TOREO DE 4 CAMINOS Posts: 1,714	How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? SPIT __________________ SEACREST OUT!

04-16-2003, 07:18 PM	#5
vegas2003 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: EL TOREO DE 4 CAMINOS Posts: 1,714	How about Al Gore- I know psoriasis sufferers more comfortable in their own skin __________________ SEACREST OUT!

04-16-2003, 05:09 PM	#2
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	Why did the blonde return the scarf? Because it was too tight!