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Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:04 PM

Shoot away

asuna · 04-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Marcus · 04-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Whats the drink of choice for a true ladies man?

Stashi · 04-15-2003, 06:05 PM

You see a hottie sitting at the bar *with 3 friends*

How would you push up?

(oh boy, i can just imagine you saying "id walk up, pull off my pants and bukakkeee all over them"

heh

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Whats the drink of choice for a true ladies man?

Black on the rocks

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stashi
You see a hottie sitting at the bar *with 3 friends*

How would you push up?

(oh boy, i can just imagine you saying "id walk up, pull off my pants and bukakkeee all over them"

heh

You dont its not worth it you go for the 2 chicks or the chick by herself.

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:07 PM

Will I ever be a Guido - even is I stop being gay-4-a-day?

Stashi · 04-15-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

You dont its not worth it you go for the 2 chicks or the chick by herself.

wtf is wrong with you?

How can you give me a streight answer?!?

Drunk???

BTW in response to other thread, im 24yrs old

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
Will I ever be a Guido - even is I stop being gay-4-a-day?

With a little work , a bottle of gel , some eyebrow tweezing, and some Drakkar the possibilities are endless

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stashi

wtf is wrong with you?

How can you give me a streight answer?!?

Drunk???

BTW in response to other thread, im 24yrs old

You go for the easy prey , chicsk in groups of 3 or more at clubs are out for a "ladies night" meaning there boygriends are at home. Go for the easy targets

digihax · 04-15-2003, 06:09 PM

Stashi · 04-15-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

You go for the easy prey , chicsk in groups of 3 or more at clubs are out for a "ladies night" meaning there boygriends are at home. Go for the easy targets

yes i know that ... but your not suposed to tell me that!!!

Your suposed to say "shit in front of them" or "throw a chicken finger at the biggest one"

heh

Luke · 04-15-2003, 06:11 PM

how would you know?

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:11 PM

This is aserious thread geared to giving valuable advice to sex starved webmasters

Spunky · 04-15-2003, 06:12 PM

Is it wrong to stuff a sock in her mouth and spit on her asshole and just start ramming with no foreplay?

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luke
how would you know?

9 out 10 chicks cant be wrong

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Is it wrong to stuff a sock in her mouth and spit on her asshole and just start ramming with no foreplay?

Wrong!!!!!!!! Fuck the sock use your underwear it works better to shield her moans

martzy · 04-15-2003, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stashi
You see a hottie sitting at the bar *with 3 friends*

How would you push up?

(oh boy, i can just imagine you saying "id walk up, pull off my pants and bukakkeee all over them"

heh

I think the way I would rock this delicious party would be like this...... " whats up ladies? you girls look like your all ready to party?" then when they all start smiling you tell them you have a hot tub back at your pimp palace. Pick the hottest girl and then call your two buddies to meet you over at your house!!"
Straight Jake it. Booty call styles.

Machete_ · 04-15-2003, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

With a little work , a bottle of gel , some eyebrow tweezing, and some Drakkar the possibilities are endless

Gel? Im balled ? or is it "lube" ?

Spunky · 04-15-2003, 06:16 PM

What kind of lube should I use when its fist night? I have been using butter but I tend to get hemmoroids too easily

martzy · 04-15-2003, 06:17 PM

Whats your favourite method of roddoggin and bailing???

Spunky · 04-15-2003, 06:20 PM

If I have Diarrhea is it still ok for a dirty sanchez?

the_lemur · 04-15-2003, 06:26 PM

OK, so two Saturdays ago I randomly bump into a friend from high school. Haven't seen her for years. The Tuesday after that, we hung out. Conversation was great, had a blast, etc. I call her the next day to see if she wants to go to the Lewis Black comedy show, but she's got other arrangements. The last thing she said to me was, "..I'll just call you when I get back in town and we can go get a drink."

..Haven't heard from her since. I've called twice, no replies. What gives? Was I too persistent? Should I not have called her the next day?

Juicy D. Links · 04-15-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by the_lemur
OK, so two Saturdays ago I randomly bump into a friend from high school. Haven't seen her for years. The Tuesday after that, we hung out. Conversation was great, had a blast, etc. I call her the next day to see if she wants to go to the Lewis Black comedy show, but she's got other arrangements. The last thing she said to me was, "..I'll just call you when I get back in town and we can go get a drink."

..Haven't heard from her since. I've called twice, no replies. What gives? Was I too persistent? Should I not have called her the next day?

She played you

sweetcuties · 04-15-2003, 06:30 PM

When you guys realize that girls (for the most part) are in control... I've said some fucked up things to a few girls and some nice things like, What's up? Wanna drink?? ... shit like that. If the girl is diggin you, it doesn't matter what you say... you're in.

Getting ready to go out in a few... waiting for my friend to bring the beers. I'll report back

Wilbo · 04-15-2003, 06:31 PM

I'm confused. Just where do the trannies come into play here?

Spunky · 04-15-2003, 08:58 PM

Interlude · 04-15-2003, 09:20 PM

I like to hit girls during sex, and not during sex.

asuna · 04-15-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

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the_lemur Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Blacksburg, VA Posts: 73	OK, so two Saturdays ago I randomly bump into a friend from high school. Haven't seen her for years. The Tuesday after that, we hung out. Conversation was great, had a blast, etc. I call her the next day to see if she wants to go to the Lewis Black comedy show, but she's got other arrangements. The last thing she said to me was, "..I'll just call you when I get back in town and we can go get a drink." ..Haven't heard from her since. I've called twice, no replies. What gives? Was I too persistent? Should I not have called her the next day?

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