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dokk · 04-15-2003, 02:17 AM

I can say that because I've been one for about 2 years, that's the last time I touched one of my websites (i have too many to be able to name from memory).

On the last couple of fm live shows they started this new shit that builds pretty much everything you need to make som.e big time green.

Some of you may prefer those punk ass schwag but the new CE stuff ROKKS.

Not knowing jack shit cause before I always did 1 of 2 things:

1. nothing
2. stick up 1 picture

So I got curious.. fuck I hand't even looked at my stats in a year.. working on websites is way too much like work and I fucking hate work.

Anyway start to finish including the time it took for me to remember where to go to find my stats to finishing the site was 44 minutes exactly.

With 165 some odd sites (give or take 20) I can't believe I've just been THROWING money away this long... 2 fucking years.

Had more fun building it than I've had watching a monkey fuck a football (and to date that's the most funny thing i've ever seen)

Now only 164 to go lol.. I don't give a shit, cuz it's FUN!

hehe... here's the url.. and fuck you if you don't like it.. and especially FUCK YOU if you do ;-)

http://www.azians.com/

PS I am NOT an employee of CE and I am NOBODY'S bitch.
I just got it up and have made about nothing with it before the design so I'll keep you posted as to how it works.

I rate the entire system 6 dokk stars ******

And fuck you very much!

;-)

DarkJedi · 04-15-2003, 02:19 AM

huh ?

mule · 04-15-2003, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
huh ?

DarkJedi, I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with anything you posted.

mule · 04-15-2003, 02:36 AM

dokk: This should help

stocktrader23 · 04-15-2003, 02:46 AM

summary.

In english.

[Labret] · 04-15-2003, 02:51 AM

old school spammer

This isnt "the" dokk is it?

Gary · 04-15-2003, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
old school spammer

This isnt "the" dokk is it?

I hope not or else he has dementia

dokk · 04-15-2003, 03:19 AM

yes, "the" dokk.. you know.. from albumside.. webmasterlive.. amstation etc... and anybody who wants to call my honest post a spam, go ahead!!!! Like I give a shit lol. If you can't understand the post try catching the show where the letter of the day is "f" for fuck you. ;-)

DarkJedi · 04-15-2003, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk
yes, "the" dokk.. you know.. from albumside.. webmasterlive.. amstation etc... and anybody who wants to call my honest post a spam, go ahead!!!! Like I give a shit lol. If you can't understand the post try catching the show where the letter of the day is "f" for fuck you. ;-)

Serge ?

dokk · 04-15-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
summary.

In english.

jeez i know somebody just like you except they're human. ;-)

i was doing html when you were still suckin' your mama's tit.

i made my beans years ago with 9 yrs as a PI and 6 In the clubs and another 5 yrs pioneering online radio.

i don't have to work on sites, i don't have to work period

unlike some unfortunate fucks here i actually planned for the future and can walk away and live comfortably on residuals the rest of my life.

my daughters college education is already paid for, she has quite a stock portfolio at the age of 7

my land, I own.. my office and home, cars, everything all paid for.. if the internet blew up tomorrow while many of you would be shitting your pants waiting for LEO to come throw all your shit in hefty bags out onto the curb... i'll be sipping a ting soda relaxing on the beach in negril smoking a fat spliff.

i didn't even want to try it but did it just for the hell of it and enjoyed it so much i relayed an honest experience.

it's not my responsibility for your predictable discomfort.

;-)

Pointless · 04-15-2003, 03:37 AM

i liked that flash effect on the site i even clicke it

then got bombed with popups dialers

anyways i like the design

mule · 04-15-2003, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk

jeez i know somebody just like you except they're human. ;-)

i was doing html when you were still suckin' your mama's tit.

i made my beans years ago with 9 yrs as a PI and 6 In the clubs and another 5 yrs pioneering online radio.

i don't have to work on sites, i don't have to work period

unlike some unfortunate fucks here i actually planned for the future and can walk away and live comfortably on residuals the rest of my life.

my daughters college education is already paid for, she has quite a stock portfolio at the age of 7

my land, I own.. my office and home, cars, everything all paid for.. if the internet blew up tomorrow while many of you would be shitting your pants waiting for LEO to come throw all your shit in hefty bags out onto the curb... i'll be sipping a ting soda relaxing on the beach in negril smoking a fat spliff.

i didn't even want to try it but did it just for the hell of it and enjoyed it so much i relayed an honest experience.

it's not my responsibility for your predictable discomfort.

;-)

You're hereby nominated for citizen of the month, congatulations!
I suggest you use your prize money for a good therapist, as soon as you get that inferiority complex under control, your life should be perfect.

dokk · 04-15-2003, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pointless
i liked that flash effect on the site i even clicke it

then got bombed with popups dialers

anyways i like the design

tnx mon!

i think maybe some misunderstood thinking it was a site I had html'ed then stuck ads onto but the whole design, from the flash over ad to the automatic bookmark link was all done with choosing options from a simple drop down menu.

the only html i actually had to do was cut and paste my link code.. that's it!

because my site is azians.com i picked an fpa that i thought looked cool and the s in it looks a lot like the Z in azians.com.. so close a match that just about anybody including a lot of webmasters would think that azians.com is a site that i coded and busted ass over etc.. but i'm not about that.. i'm about making the most amount of money with the least amount of effort in the least amount of time.

there were enough niches to choose from i can do the same exact thing on most all of my other domains. and they can all be customized so it kind of is your design, they just take all the work out of it and replaced it with fun.

after choosing the fpa to look like an index i then selected the flashover ad just cut n' pasted the html with my code already in it.. same with the bookmark thing and added 1 line of text link all on my own.

i understand a lot of people want folks to come into their sites and go through all the pages and pictures.. they want to go to pic posts and put up with bullshit rules.. i want to make all my money off of the index page and have no interest in keeping them on any longer than it takes to get them off to a sponsor.. to me it's a lot like fucking. when i want to fuck i dont want to wait for her to fix her hair or make coffee, i'm ready to fuck.. same with a site.. i dont want to wait on them fucking around sucking up my bandwidth.. so I send them just as fast as possible to a great sponsor.

I have also used lensman's program and stayed with it for years. It has always been a solid performer and for the 2 years i've made great pizza money with his amateur pic thing where you have the 1 pic and 1 text link.. so for that long at least that's about all that's been on my sites..

Lens and I go way back to YNOT days I remember his kick ass numbers on traffic and he was *always at or near the top of the list.. Just like with this board he has always been able to produce huge numbers of hits..

Right now.. on all my sites.. all I have is either Lens or FM's or both.. that's it.. and been with them both for years and years.

So now I plan on exploring some of Lens new stuff as well.. and I'll tell you straight up if it rokks or if it sucks cause I don't answer to anybody but she who must be obeyed. ;-)

My prediction is that what I will find will be *very* cool.. probably pretty easy, don't know haven't looked yet.. but as with FM's program.. if it totally kicks ass I'll tell you and if it sucks I'll tell you it sucks. It's just my opinion. worth exactly what anyone would have to pay for it.

Soon I'll actually put some pages up on dokk.com and one of them will be a total no bullshit review of my OPINION.. that doesn't mean it's a fact or a tuna or a blowjob.. just an opinion.

I'll never give up radio because I love it so much and we've just finished construction of a rather nice sized fully equipped recording and live performance studio with full sat, net and radio capabilities. We will begin taping shows and doing live broadcasts within the next two weeks, all i'm really waiting on now is the painters to touch up and have the carpet cleaned.

I'm super excited about it but am not going to say anything else about it.. cause oh that might be a spam too.. don't want to offend any of the kiddies. ;-)

quiet · 04-15-2003, 04:12 AM

mtv/gfy members can't read posts that large.

MattO · 04-15-2003, 05:25 AM

hey Dokk, what's the urls for the multi page site maker that you requested from CEDave? Isn't it different from just the tgp page generator? Or is it still not made?
(this is LexxD btw)

DarkJedi · 04-15-2003, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
mtv/gfy members can't read posts that large.

he said he had more money than you

Theo · 04-15-2003, 05:33 AM

You are not authorized to view this page

Theo · 04-15-2003, 05:35 AM

that was from dokk.com

i was expecting more popups at azians

marty · 04-15-2003, 05:49 AM

You were bottle fed, right?

Sassyass · 04-15-2003, 05:56 AM

Doesn't everyone know HTML? I know my 6 year old does....
and he can write basic static page layout in note pad, like real geeks do.

table tr td /td /tr /table

woohoo

maybe I should have him chat with you dokk, god knows he can put a sentence together better than you.

Ludedude · 04-15-2003, 07:53 AM

Haha dokkster "illegitimi non carborundum"

Hang loose dude...thanks for the writeup.

04-15-2003, 02:17 AM	#1
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	Fuck All You Stupid Html Fucks! I can say that because I've been one for about 2 years, that's the last time I touched one of my websites (i have too many to be able to name from memory). On the last couple of fm live shows they started this new shit that builds pretty much everything you need to make som.e big time green. Some of you may prefer those punk ass schwag but the new CE stuff ROKKS. Not knowing jack shit cause before I always did 1 of 2 things: 1. nothing 2. stick up 1 picture So I got curious.. fuck I hand't even looked at my stats in a year.. working on websites is way too much like work and I fucking hate work. Anyway start to finish including the time it took for me to remember where to go to find my stats to finishing the site was 44 minutes exactly. With 165 some odd sites (give or take 20) I can't believe I've just been THROWING money away this long... 2 fucking years. Had more fun building it than I've had watching a monkey fuck a football (and to date that's the most funny thing i've ever seen) Now only 164 to go lol.. I don't give a shit, cuz it's FUN! hehe... here's the url.. and fuck you if you don't like it.. and especially FUCK YOU if you do ;-) http://www.azians.com/ PS I am NOT an employee of CE and I am NOBODY'S bitch. I just got it up and have made about nothing with it before the design so I'll keep you posted as to how it works. I rate the entire system 6 dokk stars ****** And fuck you very much! ;-)

04-15-2003, 02:36 AM	#4
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04-15-2003, 02:46 AM	#5
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	summary. In english. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

04-15-2003, 03:37 AM	#11
Pointless Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,142	i liked that flash effect on the site i even clicke it then got bombed with popups dialers anyways i like the design __________________ 355 north Adultdatelink.com

04-15-2003, 07:53 AM	#21
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Haha dokkster "illegitimi non carborundum" Hang loose dude...thanks for the writeup. __________________

04-15-2003, 02:19 AM	#2
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	huh ?

04-15-2003, 02:51 AM	#6
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	old school spammer This isnt "the" dokk is it?

04-15-2003, 03:19 AM	#8
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	yes, "the" dokk.. you know.. from albumside.. webmasterlive.. amstation etc... and anybody who wants to call my honest post a spam, go ahead!!!! Like I give a shit lol. If you can't understand the post try catching the show where the letter of the day is "f" for fuck you. ;-)

04-15-2003, 04:12 AM	#14
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	mtv/gfy members can't read posts that large.

04-15-2003, 05:25 AM	#15
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	hey Dokk, what's the urls for the multi page site maker that you requested from CEDave? Isn't it different from just the tgp page generator? Or is it still not made? (this is LexxD btw)

04-15-2003, 05:33 AM	#17
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	You are not authorized to view this page

04-15-2003, 05:35 AM	#18
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	that was from dokk.com i was expecting more popups at azians

04-15-2003, 05:49 AM	#19
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	You were bottle fed, right?

04-15-2003, 05:56 AM	#20
Sassyass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,101	Doesn't everyone know HTML? I know my 6 year old does.... and he can write basic static page layout in note pad, like real geeks do. table tr td /td /tr /table woohoo maybe I should have him chat with you dokk, god knows he can put a sentence together better than you.