Kaz

Alright, I'm trying to instert a sig into my profile. I go make a nice one in an html editor and then paste it....but the sig looks all fucked up since it's just a bunch of tables....how do I fix that? I want them to stay together.....check this out,


<p>&nbsp;</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="426">
<tr>
<td width="426">
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="433" height="58">
<tr>
<td width="95" rowspan="5" height="58">
<p align="center">
<img border="0" src="http://www.teaselinks.com/kaz.jpg" width="92" height="63"></td>
<td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
Adult Platinum - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
<td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
NastyDollars - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
GigaCash - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
<td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
Silvercash - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
Primecash - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
<td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF">
<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%">
<tr>
<td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*
ARS - Screenshot</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="338" colspan="2" height="2">
<p align="center"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="338" colspan="2" bgcolor="#CC3300" height="13">
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="1" color="#FFFFFF">- Top
Converting Sponsors -</font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

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Spunky

Format c:\

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X37375787

newlines in the sig are interpreted as < br>'s. make the code one line. That might help.

ZoiNk

You can't use jav.asc.ript on this board Do it without using any scr.ipting language b/c it turns scr.ipt into script and ja.va.sc.ri.pt into hahahahahahahahahaha
ZoiNk

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"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

asuna

not only that, but don't make your sig too big

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X37375787

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="426"><tr><td width="426"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="433" height="58"><tr><td width="95" rowspan="5" height="58"><p align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.teaselinks.com/kaz.jpg" width="92" height="63"></td><td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;*Adult Platinum - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td><td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;* NastyDollars - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;* GigaCash - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td><td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;* Silvercash - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td width="160" height="16" bgcolor="#F9F0F3"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;* Primecash - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td><td width="178" height="16" bgcolor="#EEE8FF"><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">&nbsp;* ARS - Screenshot</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td width="338" colspan="2" height="2"><p align="center"></td></tr><tr><td width="338" colspan="2" bgcolor="#CC3300" height="13"><p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="1" color="#FFFFFF">- Top Converting Sponsors -</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>



Quote me and copy the code.

Kaz

I don't belive I've used any scripts or anything of that nature, it's just a simple html code... this is want I want in my sig, nothing special

http://www.teaselinks.com/gfy/

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psyko514

don't you have something against newbs?

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Kaz

wow thanx Equinox, got ahead of me

now let's see what I was doing wrong....

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X37375787

Again, you don't seem to understand. vBulletin interprets new lines as breaks and messes up your sig.


It's too big anyway.

Kaz

who are you calling a noob

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psyko514

you. not only is your sig too big, your text is nearly invisible in your table

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Pipecrew

haha, fucking sigs are getting out of hand, this guy links 6 things and a picture.. I wonder how many people would even post if we disabled sigs

no more content providers, thats for sure

Kaz

the reason you can't see the text is because the html editor had a default color set, when you transfer it here, it has nothing to take the color from so it sets the default (white)
the sig is too big? it's just a damn table, I can always make it smaller, the reason the boards don't want huge sigs is because it makes loading pages impossible because of the image weight not because of the actual "size" of the signature

and don't be calling me a noob bitch......

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psyko514

not only does he have a picture, but it's one of himself. and he's ugly. if he posts more often, he'll be the first to hit my ignore list just so i don't have to look at his ungly face.

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Ludedude

Do you still have the box your computer came in?

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psyko514

since you're such a noob bitch and obviously don't know how to navigate the internet, i'll teach you something.

click on the grey bar on the right. drag it down as far as possible.
when you get to the bottom of the page, you'll see a link that says GFY Rules. I've included the link here for your convienience because we all know you still haven't figured out how to work the scroll bar.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html
If you read it, you'll notice this rule:
Now hopefully, you're bright enough to figure out what's wrong with your sig.

With any luck, it'll keep you busy for another 2 hrs resizing your ugly face and deciding which links to omit from your table.

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Pipecrew

he sorta reminds me of that kid in Road Trip

psyko514

naw... the Road Trip kid is better looking. and doesn't he actually get some patch in the end?

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Pipecrew

hahaha true enough, and he makes out with Eliza Dushku in "The New Kid"

Kaz

first off, why the fuck would you judge my face? Faggot? yeah probably....
second of all, go ahead and add me to your ignore list, I won't be doing much business with you that's for sure.....no need for you to see my posts...

in either way.... GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

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Ludedude

"The New Guy"

Fucking funny shit

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Pipecrew

Kaz

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Pipecrew

hahahaha

psyko514

stop crying kiddo. i can assure you i'm not gay.
as for fucking my mom? your photoshop skills impress me.

read rule#3
not like i really care though, because my mom has standards. the last person you fucked was yourself. sadly, that's the only person you'll ever fuck considering you hardly have enough money to get a even a coked-up smack head to sleep with you.

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MattO

This is a good thread.

psyko514

hahaha....

so who's the faggot?

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Rictor

That guy makes good movies. Go rent Comic Book Villains. He's not such an idiot in that one.

Kaz

Maybe you are gay, maybe you're not, go ask your dad (he'll know)
your mom obviously DOES NOT have any standards since she fucked me? (hey you said it pal) and I'm not gonna get into the whole income thing but i probably make more in a day than you in a week.... so shut the fuck up, lay back, relax and think before you say anything....

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Steve

good movie

this thread is full of man love

psyko514

i never said you fucked my mom. i said my mom has standards. meaning she would not fuck you.

as for the "whole income" thing, regardless of whether or not you make more than me, you still wouldn't have enough to pay a hooker to fuck you. so shut the fuck up, lay back, relax and think before you say anything.

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Kaz

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MattO

awesome design..... .....?

psyko514

people who pull out random "bbs diss pics" which have nothing to do with the topic at hand are sooooo cool!

did your daddy teach you to use the scanner?

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Kaz

yep, heh he did....

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X37375787

I think this one is rather appropriate.

[IMG]http://***********/vindiesel.jpg[/IMG]

Pappa

" Love is in the air, every second of the night. Love is in the air every...."

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Traffic Cash Gold!

MattO

psyko514

hahahhaah... you rock.

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RedShoe

LOL.

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psyko514

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