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04-13-2003, 06:41 PM
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A joke for you fuqers!
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap ... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner ... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night ." Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisles trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."
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04-13-2003, 06:44 PM
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04-13-2003, 06:49 PM
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Fucked if I know
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04-13-2003, 07:02 PM
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lol
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04-14-2003, 01:00 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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04-14-2003, 04:40 AM
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Not the first and not the last! But never leaving...
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04-14-2003, 05:24 AM
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lmao :D
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04-14-2003, 07:07 AM
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pretty good one...
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04-14-2003, 07:18 AM
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Will code for food...
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