Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultWebGraphics · 04-13-2003, 12:08 PM

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD:

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle
ground here.

AL GORE

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the
chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLIN POWELL

Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.[i]

HANZ BLIX

[i]We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHAF (Iraqi information minister)

The brave and valiant Iraqi resistance trew the invaders back
across the road killing 30 enemy chickens, and destroying 7 tanks and 2 helicopters.

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been
polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN

The chicken crossed the road to steal a job from a decent,
hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART

No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to
the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just released e-Chicken 2003, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of e-Chicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

THE BIBLE

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?

detoxed · 04-13-2003, 12:10 PM

to look at my sig

Scootermuze · 04-13-2003, 12:14 PM

Actually it was just to show the armadillo that it could be done..

04-13-2003, 12:32 PM

heh, I loved it

CrazyNakedChick · 04-13-2003, 12:34 PM

it was stapled to the dead puppy?

oh no wait, that's "why did the dead puppy cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken."

nevermind.

AdultNex · 04-13-2003, 12:36 PM

Good one!

Tala · 04-13-2003, 12:37 PM

Reak · 04-13-2003, 12:38 PM

Sweet One!

04-13-2003, 12:08 PM	#1
AdultWebGraphics Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 980	Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD: GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.[i] HANZ BLIX [i]We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHAF (Iraqi information minister) The brave and valiant Iraqi resistance trew the invaders back across the road killing 30 enemy chickens, and destroying 7 tanks and 2 helicopters. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN The chicken crossed the road to steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released e-Chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of e-Chicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?

04-13-2003, 12:34 PM	#5
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04-13-2003, 12:37 PM	#7
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04-13-2003, 12:10 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	to look at my sig

04-13-2003, 12:14 PM	#3
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Actually it was just to show the armadillo that it could be done..

04-13-2003, 12:32 PM	#4
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	heh, I loved it

04-13-2003, 12:36 PM	#6
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Good one!

04-13-2003, 12:38 PM	#8
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	Sweet One!