one of them would have been the face to face standup sex in the photography dark room during lunch period back in highschool... hahaha. good times.

"Good times and noodle salad."


what movie is that from?


;-)

one of my favorite quotes...

If you want a real one, I'm still waiting for it to happen.

If you want a made up one, I have plenty :D

His Father is brazilian :)

IT WAS WITH YOUR ISTER!

Meeting you in Vegas :Graucho. Sorry I got over excited :(

ok. here goes.

A while back I met an attractive woman many years older than me. We were both investment brokers and sometimes we'd go for coffee together and talk shop as our offices were beside each other. I really connected with her even though she had children that were almost my age - and she connected with me. Nothing ever sexual though, just good times work related together - we were buddies. Her kids were away at college and her husband had a job as a professor so one day she asked me if I could stop by her place on my way to work and help her with some curtains before I checkin into the office for the day. I agreed and showed up at her house. She asked if I wanted a coffee and as we drank it she told me her husband got a transfer and they were moving to another province. She was quite disturbed by the news, and they were actually moving to the new province in about a week. I offered to buy her business (her client base) and we made a deal for that. I had forgetten about the curtains so as I was leaving she reminded me and led me to the bedroom. In the bedroom there was no new curtains to put up. I was a little puzzeled at that - not wanting to make a move on her and screw up the business deal but she moved in closer to me and told me that she had wanted to fuck me from the first time we went out for coffee together. We kissed and I realized that even though she was a lot older than me she had a great body and my hands explored all over it grasping her ass while french kissing her. We fell to the bed hurridly removing each other's cloths and well - we had a LOT of fun for the next hour or so. The deal for her business went through without a hitch and I talked to her a couple of times on the phone about business but we never brought up the affair again- although I would probally have liked to see her again. She REALLY knew what she was doing in bed and her clients become some of my best ones. I hope she's doing ok now.

actually exciting would have to be this one I had in college in my 3rd year.

I lived in a co-ed dorm on the 8th floor. Most of the people on the floor were like family - exect this one east indian babe who was in first year law school. She was SMOKIN hot but a real social outcast. A couple of months into the year (this is back when I was 220lbs ) the geeks on my floor condisered me a God cause I usually scored most weekends and had several girlfriends on the line. Anyway at a group floor dinner 4 guys made me a bet for $20 ($5 each) that I couldn't screw Mira ( the east indian law student) by x-mas. $20 to a university student then was a lot of money. Anyway the next night she was in the lounge alone and I came in and we started to talk. I offered her a massage and after about 5 mins of rubbing her shoulders she asked me back to her room. There I continued the massage and she started talking about the other women on the floor. (I never dated or fucked any other women on my floor - you use them to introduce you to their friends and you fuck them) - but Mira was under the impression I has screwed all the women on the floor. She asked me how her tits compared to Jennifers - and I told her while giving her a back rub that I had never felt her (mira's) tits. so mira removed her shirt and let me massague her tits. Moments later I was fucking her like crazy. Now this chick is like a 9/10 for appearance - SMOKING HOT - but a social IDIOT.

Anyway while I'm fucking her the people on my floor start to look for me. They can't find me and then someone hears a bit of moaning from mira's room and suddenly there's 30 people in the lounge (mira's room is right beside the lounge) chanting SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT. - Mira asks me what that is and I tell her it's some kind of sporting event and keep fucking her. Her window is open and suddenly people are hanging out over the lounge deck peeking into the window of mira's room while I'm fucking her. this is the 8th floor and it's VERY dangerous to do this. I made sure she didn't see that and then the phone starts to ring. the assholes on my floor keep phoning and hanging up - and mira has to stop and answer the phone about 20 times. She's that socially stupid. So anyway - with all this going on I can't cum - so I end up fucking her for over an hour and never orgasm. we only stop cause she's worn out and had several LOUD orgasms. She wants me to spend the night but I tell her I have to do some studying. I get up and there's $20 shoved UNDER the door. She asks me what that was and I tell her it was a joke and pocket the money and leave. I enter the lounge and everyone lets out a HUGE chear for me, all the guys fall to their knees and worship me like I'm a king or something.

Mira never realized what was going on. DUMB DUMB DUMB yet in law school - weird. I was never mean to her after that - ate dinner with her and such when noone else on the floor would - but she transfered schools and went back to toronto where she was from at x-mas for cheaper rent or something.

That was my most exciting enhahahahaer.

the next year I lived in an apartment and I ended up fucking almost half of the women I lived with. None of them could get it out of their minds that I went for over an hour with mira. I didn't last that long with any of them but i did have a lot of fun with them.

wow, sleazy... I guess that's why you're so good at what you do, you're dirtier than I thought. :thumbsup

Ok, where did you find this story? I call bullshit, because there is no way in hell you lasted five hours the first time if you have never even touched a girl before her. Just not possible ;) I lasted about 3 minutes my first time ;)

One of my favorites: I was camping with 3 girlfriends of mine. It was about 20 degrees outside and we all had about 20 covers over us. We were a little more than fucking drunk and all decided to take are clothes off to cuddle up and get the body heat. Well, one of the girls in the group (5'10", blonde, 115 pounds, very fucking hot) got on top of me and started riding my dick. We were caught by the other two, but kept on going at it. Fun fucking night. I wish I could brag that it turned into a foursome, but can't :(

Oh, btw: that girl had been engaged for over a year and her fiancee was away in the army. She broke off the engagement and ended up with me for about the next 6 months ;)

It was dark, rainy, and I had a log on the fire. The mood was perfect. Smoking some greeny greeny, then opened the freezer. To my surprise, I had the most amazing quadruple chocolate Ben and Jerry's ice cream. I reached for my spoon and whip cream. Slowly I began licking the chocoalte chips, then I at the rest, only to do the same again with the next spoon. A glass of milk to wash it all down, and another toke. Then I went to bed feeling complete.

ahhhhh

My most exciting sexual encounter... Was with Nina, of course!