Tips on how to get a threesome with your single MILF neighbour

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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    Tips on how to get a threesome with your single MILF neighbour

    or How would I promote a Viagra like or Penis extender if i was in that business . . .

    1. You bang your wife loud enough so the downstairs single MILF neighbour hears it all.
    2. Say hi to that MILF every day, open a door for her, be kind and polite.
    3. Make an eye contact with MILF and smile, see if she smiles back.
    4. After repeating #1 for a week, ask MILF what is it she smiles back each day smile in return.
    5. Make an eye contact, smile and ask a MILF if she feels like joining to find out what the noise is about. If she accepts tell her to fix it with your wife, let the girls do the talking first.
    6. Meet a MILF within a day or two and just confirm her coming over, go buy some fine wine.
    7. Expect your dream to come true, don't forget to buy THIS PILL to make it right.

    Keep doing #1 every night !
    Русня, идите нахуй!
  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    Does it work with DILFs?..

    I will do some research.....

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    • yuu.design
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2006
      • 25924

      #3
      hahaha, good advice
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        Whip out the balboski and say you can't handle this

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        • Sid70
          Downshifter
          • Dec 2002
          • 16413

          #5
          Originally posted by Spunky
          Whip out the balboski and say you can't handle this
          Русня, идите нахуй!

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          • Bladewire
            StraightBro
            • Aug 2003
            • 56228

            #6
            8. FreeBall in sports shorts as often as possible so she knows you're packing a punch







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            • Sid70
              Downshifter
              • Dec 2002
              • 16413

              #7
              Originally posted by Bladewire
              8. FreeBall in sports shorts as often as possible so she knows you're packing a punch





              True, South side wise
              Русня, идите нахуй!

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              • Bladewire
                StraightBro
                • Aug 2003
                • 56228

                #8
                Originally posted by Sid70
                True, South side wise
                Righton

                This discreet move always gets the ladies attention, and wet






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                • NatalieK
                  Natalie K
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 20123

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sid70
                  or How would I promote a Viagra like or Penis extender if i was in that business . . .

                  1. You bang your wife loud enough so the downstairs single MILF neighbour hears it all.
                  2. Say hi to that MILF every day, open a door for her, be kind and polite.
                  3. Make an eye contact with MILF and smile, see if she smiles back.
                  4. After repeating #1 for a week, ask MILF what is it she smiles back each day smile in return.
                  5. Make an eye contact, smile and ask a MILF if she feels like joining to find out what the noise is about. If she accepts tell her to fix it with your wife, let the girls do the talking first.
                  6. Meet a MILF within a day or two and just confirm her coming over, go buy some fine wine.
                  7. Expect your dream to come true, don't forget to buy THIS PILL to make it right.

                  Keep doing #1 every night !
                  none of the above, how about getting the wife to chat with her and ask her for a drink...

                  you all get a few drinks down you and then bring up the subject.




                  oh, a tip, don´t do 3somes with neighbors, too close for comfort. Only trouble will lead from it
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                  • EddyTheDog
                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 25433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                    Does it work with DILFs?..

                    I will do some research.....
                    I think I might have rushed it...



                    His wife did that.....

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656

                      #11
                      That might work, with couple fixes and twists to the plan

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                      • freecartoonporn
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 7683

                        #12
                        1. get chloroform
                        2. ????
                        3. profit.

                        good old way.
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                        • Bladewire
                          StraightBro
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 56228

                          #13
                          ^^^ This


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                          • Zeiss
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2012
                            • 5189

                            #14
                            It might work..


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