she turned me into a newt!

:thumbsup

If witchs burn what are they made out of?
WOOOOOOODDD
So wood floats in the water like what?
WITCHSS
NO!
DUCKS, YEAAAAAAA
Ok, so if she weighs as much a duck that makes her.....
a WITCH!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

French guy: Where did you get those coconuts?
Sir Camalot: I found them.
French guy: In the middle of england?


What is the air speed veliocity of a african swallow?

Ever seen the video of his funeral? The speeches were hilarious. Quite impressive, imo.

your grandmother smells of elderberries. now shoo, or i shall taunt you a second time!

huge python fan, live organ donations anyone? :thumbsup


edit: there's a "w" in "now".

you know you are a geek groupie when half of these lines you have heard during foreplay and the other half you have said yourself.

Like the song goes.... "everybody must get stoned" I like Monty personally, maybee its your delicate condition??:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Python is definitely an acquired taste, all British comedy is, for North Americans. When I was a kid, i couldn't stand it when I'd see any of it on PBS. Then I saw Holy Grail as a teenager, brilliant. And Life of Brian is my favorite. Even the last movie they did had brilliantly funny parts.

Speaking of Holy Grail, that is EXACTLY what I thought of first when I first saw Baghdad Bob! The Black Knight - Baghdad Bob is the Black Knight! in complete denial, Black Knight is still issuing threats despite having lost all his limbs just like Baghdad Bob was doing talking about drowning the infidels in their own blood meanwhile Baghdad was falling with barely a fight behind him.

Baghad Bob would be hysterical played by Cleese.

Here are my rankings for sketch comedy troups:

Second City SCTV
Monty Python
Early Saturday Night Live

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Come see the violence inherent within the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

One. Two. Five.

one of the greatest movies of ALL time!


tis but a flesh wound!

You mean like this:

http://bbwjayne.com/MSS_Black-Knight.jpg

Holy Grail is the shizzzznits


What is your favorite color?

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

HAHAHHAHAHA!

To many other line to put in here ... I gotta watch it again now!

ICKY ICKY PAAATAAANGAAAA

Well considering the source I don't mind! :1orglaugh

"Someday son.... this will be all yours...."


"What? The curtains?"

:1orglaugh