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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94736

    #1

    Rant I started drinking my own urine ...

    A couple of days ago, while briefly discussing the sexual tastes of a dutch celebrity, the reputable GFY user Bladewire threw down the gauntlet:

    Originally posted by Bladewire
    I'm a philosopher, so I lead by example. The morning after, with great distaste, I started drinking the first pee of the morning. After a couple of days piss consumption (three so far) I dare to say it has a rather soothing effect (I just brushed my teeth immediately afterwards because you can seriously stink). Maybe I'm just slowly poisoning myself, or gradually healing. Time will tell.
  • Barry-xlovecam
    It's 42
    • Jun 2010
    • 18083

    #2
    Your kidneys will not thank you.
    Double the toxins double the work.

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    • yuu.design
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      • Mar 2006
      • 25924

      #3
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      • jbvryant
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2016
        • 422

        #4
        Well pretty much it's like sucking your own .....ah nevermind
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946

          #5
          Well done. Progress to other peoples and then eventually poo, and you could be as fit and beautiful as I am


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          • TheSquealer
            Mayor of Thneedville
            • Oct 2004
            • 26177

            #6
            Of course it only makes sense to ingest all the waste your body is attempting to expel. Brilliant health strategy by a clearly brilliant person.
            .
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            • NatalieK
              Natalie K
              • Apr 2010
              • 20123

              #7
              was going to suggest eating poo & be as healthy as CS, but then...


              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              Well done. Progress to other peoples and then eventually poo, and you could be as fit and beautiful as I am
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              • Look Chang
                Voyeur
                • Sep 2010
                • 18256

                #8
                How does it taste ?

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                • Bladewire
                  StraightBro
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 56228

                  #9
                  What about that clump of cum left in your dick from your previous ejacultion? Do you drink that in your morning pee or put the pee through a strainer?







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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94736

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Look Chang
                    How does it taste ?
                    Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like warm, flat industrial beer.

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                    • JesseQuinn
                      feeding the wolves
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 6631

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                      Maybe I'm just slowly poisoning myself, or gradually healing. Time will tell.
                      meh, like Barry wrote you're prob giving your kidneys a workout. some of my long term regs drink that for me, one of them LOTS of it. they enjoy it, a respite from drinking their own cum.

                      all of them are still living and breathing and since anecdotal and cherry-picked and ethically peer-reviewed seem to be interchangeable these days I'd say you're good to go

                      try wearing some pink frilly panties while ya partake, I've been told that helps it taste better.
                      throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                      • JesseQuinn
                        feeding the wolves
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 6631

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                        Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like like warm, flat industrial beer.
                        YES. if you want to make it extra fun, start describing it like oenophiles discuss wine. like how are the legs and balance?

                        I want a full review!
                        throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94736

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bladewire
                          What about that clump of cum left in your dick from your previous ejacultion? Do you drink that in your morning pee or put the pee through a strainer?
                          You almost got me in there! I've been saving all my semen for tonight's Valentine (A "booty call" - not a hooker ... probably less hotter than a hooker ... should I just cancel and call a hooker?).

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94736

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                            YES. if you want to make it extra fun, start describing it like oenophiles discuss wine. like how are the legs and balance?

                            I want a full review!
                            All the crude details will be sent by PM ...

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56228

                              #15




                              Soon you'll be drinking the urine of others



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                              • Smack dat
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2016
                                • 4613

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                All the crude details will be sent by PM ...
                                Hey CH, I am heading over to your part of the world soon on business. I too have started drinking my own urine but for different reasons.
                                You see for new year my friend told me that drinking urine would increase my lifespan and my vitality.
                                He promised me and offered me his urine. He drunk it and was amazed at how I felt the next day. From that day forward I have drunk my own urine daily.

                                You are right about the smell though, I too gargle with mouth wash afterwards.

                                If you feel like meeting up and having a pissup over lunch, let me know.

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                                • JesseQuinn
                                  feeding the wolves
                                  • Aug 2012
                                  • 6631

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  All the crude details will be sent by PM ...
                                  crude and refined por favor. en espanol, por supuesto

                                  happy v-day El C
                                  throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                  • Look Chang
                                    Voyeur
                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 18256

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                    Unbearably sharp, acidic taste the first time. It is slowly become more like warm, flat industrial beer.
                                    There is a French slang expression which says that flat beer taste like virgin girl pee

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94736

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Smack dat
                                      If you feel like meeting up and having a pissup over lunch, let me know.
                                      I'll start aging a bottle for the occasion!

                                      Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                                      crude and refined por favor. en espanol, por supuesto

                                      happy v-day El C
                                      That's the kind of correspondence that will immortalize us, JesseQ. Happy After Valentine.

                                      Originally posted by Look Chang
                                      There is a French slang expression which says that flat beer taste like virgin girl pee
                                      "Archduchess urine" :D ...

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                                      • Matyko
                                        PsyHead
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 8681

                                        #20
                                        omg man please tell me you're kidding. :O
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                                        • Bladewire
                                          StraightBro
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 56228

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                          I'll start aging a bottle for the occasion!



                                          That's the kind of correspondence that will immortalize us, JesseQ. Happy After Valentine.



                                          "Archduchess urine" :D ...


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                                          • NatalieK
                                            Natalie K
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 20123

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Look Chang
                                            How does it taste ?
                                            if you drink a bottle of vodka the night before, it tastes of piss in the morning
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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67373

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                              Of course it only makes sense to ingest all the waste your body is attempting to expel. Brilliant health strategy by a clearly brilliant person.
                                              Thanks Doctor

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                                              • Brian8377
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                                                • May 2016
                                                • 375

                                                #24
                                                BW is super gay though and i'm sure he already does this.
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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94736

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm still at it. You guys would be piss-proud.

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                                                  • JesseQuinn
                                                    feeding the wolves
                                                    • Aug 2012
                                                    • 6631

                                                    #26
                                                    having thoroughly examined CH's tasting logs, I've determined that the evening vintage is the most approachable while still retaining the elegance of the more robust earlier-day offerings.

                                                    full bodied but not ponderous, one experiences a distinct flutter of asparagus austerity, slightly fleshy with a lingering herbaceous note balanced with a soupcon of plummy undertones. the finish is complex, a forward and focused delight for the palette


                                                    my spanish is not advanced to the point where I can write the above without cheating with a translation program, lo siento on that el C
                                                    throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                    • TheSquealer
                                                      Mayor of Thneedville
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 26177

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                      Thanks Doctor
                                                      As a GFY doctor, I would also suggest eating your own poop as well. Just apply the same "logic" to drinking piss. It's every bit as safe to dine on your turds as it is to drink your own urine.

                                                      Bon Appetite Everyone!

                                                      Sorry i can't recommend a wine pairing for poop.
                                                      .
                                                      Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                      Rochard

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                                                      • JesseQuinn
                                                        feeding the wolves
                                                        • Aug 2012
                                                        • 6631

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                                        As a GFY doctor, I would also suggest eating your own poop as well. Just apply the same "logic" to drinking piss. It's every bit as safe to dine on your turds as it is to drink your own urine.

                                                        Bon Appetite Everyone!

                                                        Sorry i can't recommend a wine pairing for poop.
                                                        agreed, thinking CS's rather specialized sommelier skills are required here

                                                        thankfully one of the advantages of this place is the rich assemblage of expertise from which we can all draw, no matter the occasion
                                                        throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                        • money biz
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 1017

                                                          #29
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