My Life is Ruined!!!

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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613

    #1

    My Life is Ruined!!!

    As per my previous post.
    I was waiting for my sister to arrive home. My friend and I had been waiting for her and just been playing with peanut butter on my penis while we waited.
    Anyway, my friend had gone to bed and I had fallen asleep on the sofa when she got home around 2am.
    She was with another fucking man!!

    She was drunk, no doubt about it and although I had been sleeping when I heard the door unlocking I instantly got hard. When they walked in the room I wasn't sure what to think.
    My sister looked hot. Really short skirt, long legs and off the shoulder top. Her eyes were closed and I saw my chances slipping.
    The man she walked in with was coloured. He was good looking though, I could see muscles through his tight white shirt.

    The guy looked at me, looked at my erect penis and then tried to suck me off.
    I couldn't fucking believe it so grabbed a nearby vase and smashed it over his head. His body slumped to the ground.

    I fucked off out of there and haven't been back since. I am hoping they will both have forgotten by the time I return.

    I think the guy might have been a taxi driver that was just helping my sister in the house. Also, thinking about it he might not have been trying to suck me off, I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I just hope he's not dead.
  • Speigelau
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2007
    • 3032

    #2
    The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.

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    • Smack dat
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2016
      • 4613

      #3
      Originally posted by Speigelau
      The made up story is a played out at this point, just give it up and move on to another made up troll topic.
      What about my subsequent death?

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      • mce
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2012
        • 3915

        #4
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        • lock
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 5065

          #5
          No mention of washing off peanut butter.
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          • j3rkules
            VIP
            • Jul 2013
            • 22111

            #6
            A wet dream.

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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722

              #7
              Originally posted by Smack dat
              What about my subsequent death?
              If it had been you that died,,,,,,,,,then the story would have ended with a happy ending
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              • Bladewire
                StraightBro
                • Aug 2003
                • 56228

                #8





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                • Matyko
                  PsyHead
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 8681

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mce
                  GFY's very own Ernest Hemingway
                  Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess
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                  • jaanB
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2017
                    • 38

                    #10
                    Sounds legit.

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                    • freecartoonporn
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 7683

                      #11
                      that escalated quickly.
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                      • Cyber Fucker
                        Hmm
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 12642

                        #12
                        ah before clicking here I have thought that perhaps gary emailed you some offer too...

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          Mom late with the bowl of kraft dinner again?

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94744

                            #14
                            Life is for the ruining ...

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                            • SantaClause
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2016
                              • 177

                              #15
                              Are you now living under an alias in Argentina?

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                              • TheDynasty
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                                • Apr 2016
                                • 5882

                                #16
                                Glad you are ok
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                                • BestOnlinesex
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2015
                                  • 58

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Matyko
                                  Hemingway is a talented author and this guy is just posting random mediocre stories he sees online. At least I guess
                                  I personally felt a hit of sarcasm in the initial comment.
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