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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Best caption wins a free handheld poker/solitare game!
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Ok I'll start it off.. "Well, Pornking, Tranny Queen, sure is a lot of royalty around here!" |
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John sat quietly alone battling his alcoholic transsexual imaginary persona, after his girlfriend got up and left him to watch her handbag. His only thought was "maybe if I ignore her she will dissapear again."
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"See, you have to twist the balls a little bit while you're deep throating... Do you need me to show you?"
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So Fucking Banned
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"Fuck where is Juicy? He will fuck anything including this chick/guy FUCKKKKK"
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So Fucking Banned
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"SHit this thing looks like Drew Cole but better looking"
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So Fucking Banned
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"I should have listened to Juicy and went to his party, sure there would be guidos but I would be guaranteed a blowjob from one of his ho's"
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"Im Monica, shall we resume our aol cybersex up in my room?"
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So Fucking Banned
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"Oh fuck is this the thing i fucked last night? Shit i will never drink again"
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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O please don't think I'm thinking about having SEX with YOU
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#10 |
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The tea leaves say you will meet a tall dark beautiful stranger.
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Mike begins to contemplate if wearing ear rings in both ears was the correct choice.
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Rotflmao! Good ones! Keep em coming .... hope Roger forgives me someday!
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When the lights came back on Roger quickly sat down and prayed that the bottle in front of him would read fatal if swallowed.
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Where the fuck did everyone go????
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Roger makes a personal voe to never ask the bartender to buy a girl a drink soley by checking out her ass.
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LOl Have done that before. Perved on some girl walking down the street from behind. Tight jeans long hair. Till you drive passed and see its a guy |
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"I'd hit her.. but this JFK perv keeps starring with his camera... "
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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Christina Aguilera didn't work, maybe THIS will make Cheshire jealous.
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"Thanks for the Rum and Rophynol."
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OMG Cheshire, go put some makeup on@!
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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![]() Some things never change
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I thought they said there would PERFECT GIRLS here and not chicks with dicks! Damn, I knew I shouldn't have paid that hundred bucks at the door.
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When the sweet loving was over, roger wondered if any of his friends saw the lap dance.
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Maybe I should have read that new reality sites contract a little better.
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'Boneprone hit it, Why shouldn't I?
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March 1st, 2003
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Oh my god I think I'm getting a woody.
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There is no place like home.
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Hmm...while I do agree that methane is a cause for global warming, I still don't see how you shoving your cock in my ass will help save the rain forest.
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"You think we'll fit in with the typical Florida crowd?"
And to think I moved from west hollywood. |
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I know it was a surprise to me too..........I had no idea the Cher concert would have such a huge impact on my life..........you should go
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"Mangone ~ Take me Away!"
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"damn trannies"
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TRANNY -"How bout you come up stairs with me and suck this sexy bitches dick?"
Pornking - "Hmm, I don't know.... I remember what happened last time; I had the shits for a week!" |
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lol, my dick.... oh shit.
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#38 |
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Well shit I actually won something here.
Only problem is your email addy bounces. Yes I fixed the at part of it. |
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"Lensman, halloween is'nt for another 6 months"
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Its another fine mess you got us into Ollie !
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Who slipped me the Mickey? Was it you Minnie?
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Joseph, just email me
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"I'm feeling so lonely I could fuck a tranny"
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damn too late
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Shit. Did it just move? It didn't move did it? No way. I think it fuckin' moved!
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Hey baby. How would you like to come back to my place for some Harvey's Bristol Creme?
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Wanna see my red snapper?
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If you close your eyes it feels just like a pussy
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girl to guy
"ME SELL SHORT ICQ UINS"
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"I told you that you could wear my dress, but not my matching earrings"
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