yesterday I was sitting around my office, which faces the pool. a model staying in one of the bedrooms was out back doing whippets... in fact 2 boxes of 50 each. then I hear crying and laughing alternating. so I look out and she is on the diving board crying, talking on the phone, I'm thinking, fuck she is high as a cows ass, hope she doesn't fall and crack her head on the concrete. or fall in the pool. eventually she left and went in the house. thank god, don't need some crack head spilling her brains out on the patio, right?
a few minutes later I go out to the kitchen to grab a coffee... and my driveway is filled with 5 sheriff cars... WTF??? right??? and cops are a bit hostile, they tell me someone called about a wild pool party. WTF??? hey cop, it's 50 degrees there is no pool party. it's just me and 2 models, I'm in the office and the models are upstairs in the bedrooms.
so I show the cops where the bed rooms are, they won't let me up there and make me stay down stairs... I can hear the model crying a screaming... "I'm a dirty whore, etc..." oh yeah she had also texted her agent telling him she was going to stab me with a knife...
myself and the agent were debating calling 911 when the heat arrived... I didn't because I didn't want cops all over my house right? that worked out didn't it lol!!
after about an hour of cops dealing with the model, I got the real story: the model had called the cops telling them she was being sexually assaulted at a wild pool party. no shit.
the cops told me they wouldn't leave until the model did and they would not take her 5150, crap. I finally got an uber, the cops got her packed inside the car with her stuff, I slipped the uber driver some 20's and off they went, the cops took off. I went to Krispy Crème with the other model... we had coffee and doughnuts, then went out to BBQ... this is when the other model tells me nutjob had a bag of coke and a bottle of pills as well
so what did you guys do yesterday?
a few minutes later I go out to the kitchen to grab a coffee... and my driveway is filled with 5 sheriff cars... WTF??? right??? and cops are a bit hostile, they tell me someone called about a wild pool party. WTF??? hey cop, it's 50 degrees there is no pool party. it's just me and 2 models, I'm in the office and the models are upstairs in the bedrooms.
so I show the cops where the bed rooms are, they won't let me up there and make me stay down stairs... I can hear the model crying a screaming... "I'm a dirty whore, etc..." oh yeah she had also texted her agent telling him she was going to stab me with a knife...
myself and the agent were debating calling 911 when the heat arrived... I didn't because I didn't want cops all over my house right? that worked out didn't it lol!!
after about an hour of cops dealing with the model, I got the real story: the model had called the cops telling them she was being sexually assaulted at a wild pool party. no shit.
the cops told me they wouldn't leave until the model did and they would not take her 5150, crap. I finally got an uber, the cops got her packed inside the car with her stuff, I slipped the uber driver some 20's and off they went, the cops took off. I went to Krispy Crème with the other model... we had coffee and doughnuts, then went out to BBQ... this is when the other model tells me nutjob had a bag of coke and a bottle of pills as well
so what did you guys do yesterday?
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